Chapter 33: Take a bath, then flee
"Puhleez." Dusk said as Dawn rubbed her ears. "I hate water."
"Luna, you really need to be careful on where you step." Raven said as she scrubbed Luna's back. Both beasts were covered in bubbles...It gave them the chia appearence. (you know, those plants? or something?) "You look like chias!"
"Hey, where's Nami-swan's spa?"
"Where the princess is!"
"Over there!"
"Your majisty, you bastard!"
"Shut up!" Luna said, she turned to see Vivi scrubbing Nami's back. Then above them, she saw the men. "Oh, man."
Nami stood up and said,"100,000 bellis each, guys."
"What?" Luffy asked...Nami did the-
"Happyness Punch." Nami said, the men fell back with nosebleeds.
"Mellorine!" Sanji said.
"Nami-san!" Vivi said, Nami smirked. Dusk and Luna suddenly ran into the pool as their washers were destracted. The bubbles went away and then both girls went out of the water. They shook their coats until the water was gone.
"You should have seen me during the fight!" Dusk said. "I took on a thousand men single handedly!"
"Really, show me how good you are." Luna said as she and Dusk switched to human point, she gave a wolf cry, then went into fighting stance. "Akita!"
"Kira!" Dusk said, but Dawn appeared with her flute, she wacked both of them in the heads.
"This is not a place for fighting! You two are worser than Zoro or Sanji!" Dawn yelled, she sat on a stone seat and started to play a random song.
"That sounds beautiful." Nami said.
"Really, it calms people minds." Dawn said, she saw Luna scrubbing her feet. "By the way Loon, why do ya fight like Sanji?"
Long pause, even the men stopped talking to hear.
"Let me guess." Raven said, she imitated Sanji's look. "You do it for love?"
"No, I'm a musician. I have the same reason as Sanji, we don't really want or need to fight with our hands. We can't risk damaging them. For me, I won't be able to play anything. For Sanji, he's the cook, you figure that out." Luna said, she left the bath earlier than anyone else.
(Somewhere Else)
"Igaram, these people are in danger." Chaka said to Igarama the stood near a table. Four wanted posters were spread across. Each were for Luffy, Zoro, Luna, and Dusk.
"I know that. We must have them go out to sea again, they're risking their lives staying with us." Igaram said. "Luna the Hunter; 14,000,000 belli."
A picture of Luna holding up two fingers and smiling while a random Marine was attacking from behind.
"Dusk of the Night; 15,000,000 belli." The picture had Dusk smiling while giving the thumbs up, the Navy flag was buring to the ground behind her.
The other two were Luffy and Zoro's pictures. "Roronoa Zoro; 60,000,000 and last, Monkey D. Luffy; 100,000,000 beli. They're in danger now..."
(At the crew's room)
"Golly, I have some tight knots here." Luna sat on a bed, she was brushing her hair. Sanji suddenly came in.
"I'll handle that." Sanji said, taking her brush and brushing her hair. The rest of the crew came in.
"Where's Dusk and Dawn?"
"She flipped out when Dawn wanted to groom her." Zoro said, Dusk rushed in while in beast point. She a large dust bunny, no really, that's how she looked. Everyone, even Sanji, laughed at her.
"Found you!" Dawn said, she tackled the cat and brushed her.
"I'm not your personal Barbie doll." Dusk growled. "Ow!"
"Phone call," said a servant holding a den den mushi. "It's from Tullip."
"We don't know him." Sanji said. He got up and answered.
"Odd, he says he's your friend."
"Hello, Straw Hats!" Bon Gay...I mean Clay said. "It's me, lord of the prance!"
Sanji hung up, it rang again.
"Wrong number!" Raven yelled, she answered it.
"Who is this?!" Luffy askd.
"Is that the future king of the pirates, I hear?" Bon Clay asked. "Well, I stole your ship!"
"Get off it!" everyone yelled.
(Later)
"Yay! We're going out of Egypt!" Raven said as she and Dawn rode Loki. Dusk and Luna were in beast point, running along side of Luffy. "I'm gonna miss this place...at first! Nami, what's wrong?"
"I just...we were promised a million belis...but we didn't get anything!"
"Talk about selfish!" Sanji said, everyone was shocked.
"If I had a beli for every time you said that." Zoro started.
"You would have enough to puy off your depts!" Nami said, they found the Merry docked with Bon Clay at the crow's nest.
"What took you for ever?" he asked, he jumped down and sat on the railing. "Your blond friend told me how people are heart, I was so touched by that."
Luna jumped on deck with Dusk as they carried their supplies. "You feet stink, I can smell it from down there."
"Sorry, but you're a wolf, you must be able to smell anything from a mile away!"
"Actually," Zoro said, carrying several crates as he climbed on deck. "I could smell it too."
"Sorry..."
"Thanks for the ride, squawkers." Chopper said, the Duck Squadren left as they all waved at them.
"I'll miss you deeply!" Bon Clay said. "Anyway-"
"Scram."
"Buzz off."
"What do ya mean buzz off?! Is that how you treat your friend?"
"You're not our friend, you tricked us." Loki said, he switched to eagle point. "What were you doing on our ship?"
"It was empty, like your head, birdie."
Loki tried to fly, but Dawn and Raven held him down. "You say that again! C'mon, say it and I'll tell you how's the bird brain!"
"Loki, stop," Luna said. "If he didn't grab our ship, the Navy would've jacked it."
"She got a point." Nami said, Loki and Luffy calmed down.
"Score one for the ladies." Bon Clay said.
"Why should we trust you again?" Luffy asked.
"Yeah, why?" Usopp said.
"Yeah, why?" Chopper said.
"Anybody wanna dance?"
Next thing they knew, Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Raven were dancing with Bon Clay.
"Oh, it's the grand ol' life for me!" they sang.
"What do we do now?" Dusk asked.
"File a lawsuit?" Luna asked. "Or order earplugs."
"I'd go for lawsuit." Sanji said as he carried a trunk past them.
"Oh, please," Dawn said, she spat out the stick and replaced it with a new lollipop. "The island's surrounded by the Navy, you couldn't get out so you're joining us to escape."
The music stopped and Bon Clay fell while the four peple dancing with him jaw dropped.
"All for one and one for all!" Bon Clay said, raising his fist. "Together, we never fall!"
"That's right!" they said, everyone else rolled their eyes. A few seconds later, the Swanda came next to them.
"Here's my crew!"
"This is just getting ridiculus." Luna said, rubbing her forhead as she sweat dropped. Just then, Maco apppeared again with the cannonball. "You again?!"
"Say nighty night!" Maco said, slamming the cannonball on Luna's head...again. "If you guys keep slowing the story line, I'll have to speed it up again."
"Hoge!" Luna gasped, the world went black as she grabbed Sanji's shirt, causing him to fall over.
"Hey, Luna, what's the deal?" Raven asked as Maco disappeared. "Not again!"
Most of the lines were either from the One Piece shows, both dubbed and subbed. Please, you must know what I mean!