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Chapter 34: Cue in Robin, and the assassins

"Oh, god," Luna said, she found herself in the kitchen. She got up and looked around. "Where the hell did Maco go?!"

She went out.

"Finally, you've been out for 13 hours." Zoro said, Luna joined Raven as he turned around. "What's the matter with you people?"

"We miss Vivi." Dusk said, Raven and Luna laid next to her and placed their heads between the bars.

"Don't worry, at least we con move on with our lives. If you wanted to take, we should've took her by force."

"How could you say that?!" Loki asked. "Stupid shark."

"Moss-head."

"Jerk."

"Bastard."

"Fish breath."

"You suck."

"Zoro head."

"Luffy that's not a diss."

"Usopp head."

"Oh, please." Zoro rolled his eyes. "Stop whinning."

"He is right." said a voice, Robin entered the scene, every bonked their heads on the railing as they tried to get up. Zoro got his swords out while Nami had her clima-tact. Dawn took her swords while Luna and Dusk switched to beast point. Raven merely had her staff at hand. "Don't let loose your creatures, and don't point dangerous objects at me."

Hands sprouted and disarmed them, Luna and Dusk backed away and switched to human point.

"Who are you?" Usopp asked.

"It doesn't matter, she's beautiful!" Sanji said.

"More better." Robin said.

"Robin." Dawn said. "Before you do anything, I challenge you-"

Too late, Robin crossed her arms over her chest and arms appeared on Dawn. They tried to pull her, but she dispersed into water.

"I surrender."

"That's it?!" Dawn said, she came up from behind. "You're fine."

(ah, long scene, don't feel like typing it)

Luna, Dusk, Luffy, Chopper, and Raven sat in a circle, Robin flicked her hair and the arm that sprouted on the floor earlier swayed to the left. The five friends leaned to the left and fell, then laughed.

"Listen when I speak!" Usopp said. "What's your name and occupation?"

"My name is Nicco Robin, I'm an archiologist."

"Archiologist?"

"I came from a long line."

"Ah."

(Meanwhile/some time later)

Several men sat on chairs for a meeting concerning Crocadile's defeat.

"With this issue," said one of them holding a wanted poster of Luffy. (too lazy to search their names) "We are sure to have a problem-"

"Someone say problem?" a muffled laugh, then Maca appeared from the floor.

"Maca!"

"Right you are, gizzard." Maco said, she took her seat.

"What brings you here?"

"My friends and I had been given the position as full fledged assassins a year ago, yes? Well, we want to set out on our own mission."

"And what request do you have?"

"How many times must I say this?" asked a voice, Shiranui a girl around 16 came in. She had short blueish gray hair and silver eyes that were behind glasses. A silver robe flew behind her. "Never go to meetings without us. Taka?"

A 14 year old girl, Taka, in a school uniform came in. She had blue hair and eyes. "I agree, but I don't really want to kill anybody unless I need too."

"Then why did you join us in the first place?" Shiranui asked. "You pretty young to go kill."

"It matters not how old you are, the bravery counts." a lion came in, then switched to human point as it shook its thick mane. The 16 year old girl had long, blond hair. She wore a leather coat.

"Chehero, what took you so long?"

"The posters." she held up the wanted posters of Dusk and Luna. "We want to capture them."

"They won't pose a threat," said one of the men.

"We suspect that they came from Oda's, the creator of our world, other world." Maca said. "It would knock our world off balance if they continue to stay with us."

"If you say so, go after them."

"You say yes to our request?"

"...yes..."

"Then we will want money more than their bounty."

"Done."