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Chapter 35: Salvage! Salvage the sea! Salvage!

"Ah, cat nap." Dusk said, she slept under the sun with Sanji's sunglasses, which she jacked earlier.

Sanji and Luna were in the crow's nest, Zoro was lifting weights, Nami and Robin were talking, Luffy was sitting on the figurehead, Usopp and Chopper were doing...whatever crap they were doing. The rest of the crew were playing liar's dice.

"Why's it raining?" Raven asked as she slammed her cup on the ground. Small chips of wood fell. Luna grabbed a piece and sniffed it.

"Smells like gunpowder."

"Mold here." Dusk said.

"Yeah right." Zoro said, they all looked up.

"Looks like, oh..." Sanji said, Luna jumped out of the crow's nest while a huge galleon fell above them. Waves crashed against the Merry, causing her to rock and jolt up and down.

Luna stumbled and yelled,"Luffy, do something! Merry's taking a beating!"

"Dawn?! You control water, you do something!" Raven yelled, Dawn nodded and closed her eyes, but then she was bonked in the head with a crate. She passed out while Sanji came down. "Dawn!"

"Nevermind, turn the rudder, or steer the ship out!" Dusk said.

"The rudder would never work in these waves!" Zoro yelled, holding the rail. "Grab hold of something!"

"A skeleton dead guy!" Usopp yelled, he threw a corpse at Nami.

"Hey don't chuck that at me!" Nami screamed.

"I'm surrounded by mummies!" Raven said.

"When is this going to stop falling?!" Luffy asked.

(Later)

"Okey, why did a ship fall from the sky?" the captain asked.

"Captain's on drugs?" Luna asked, she saw Sanji's sunglasses on Dusk. "Gimmie that."

"He said I could use it, right Sanji-kun?" Dusk asked with puppy dog eyes.

"Yes, Dusk." Sanji said. "Anything wrong, Nami-swan?"

"The Grand Compass is broken." Nami said, the needle pointed to the sky.

"It must be pointing to the sky island." Loki said.

"Sky island?!" Luffy asked.

"Point the bow high!" Usopp yelled.

"And turn the rudder to Sky Island!"

"Did you guys forget?" Sanji asked. "That, I dunno, we can't fly and Loki can't carry us all?"

"He'z right...Luffy!"

Luffy fell in the water.

(Later)

"I-I found a map!" Luffy said, it was Skypiea. "S-skypiea."

"Awesome!" Raven said. "We need to get more info. from that thing!"

(too lazy to type the coffin scene)

"If it sunk, we'll salvage it!" Nami said.

"Yeah!"

"We can't do that!" Dusk yelled, Luna snatched Sanji's glasses and put them on. "Oi!"

"You can't stand water."

"Salvage, really?" Chopper said.

"Yes." Dawn said. "I have just the tool."

(Later)

So, Usopp stuffed Sanji, Luffy, and Zoro in barrels.

"This is what I call adventure!" Luffy said. "I-"

"Nami-swan, I'll never return until I have answers!"

"Luna, just wear this and you'll be fine." Dawn said, she gave Luna a necklace with a shark tooth pendant. "It's just, it has different effects on Zoan users."

"And the effects?" Luna asked as she placed it on.

"Sanji will let you know." Dawn said, everyone jumped in the water. Luna glowed brightly as she sank. Then, light subsided and...

"Mermaid!" Sanji said, hearts and stuff. It's just Luna in her white shirt, her tail looks like Mlotic's (you know, the pokemon?)

"This is Luffy, I see a fish woman."

"Zoro here, a bunch of weird creatures down here."

"This is Sanji, and they're staring at me."

"Luna, I'm being stalked by some whales."

(Surface)

"Good. My product's working." Dawn said. "Huh?"

"Salvage! Salvage the sea! Salvage!"

Masira's ship came in.

"Company, halt!" Masira ordered.

"Aye, sir!"

"When they sir, they're talkin' about me! Masira, King of Salvagers!"

"Yep, that's nice, and I'm Black Wind, King of the Sky." Loki murmured.

"Sir! There's a problem with the underwater crew!"

"And, is it the neptunians again?"

"No, some hot babe went to town on them with her fin."

"What?! You people." Masira said, the crew got nervous. "There are some intuders down there so be careful."

"What an moron!" the crew thought.

(Underwater)

Luna moved around the room. A glint caught her eye and she rushed over to a picture. A young woman, but the glass was broken by a spear...BANG!

"Sanji!"

"Mellorine!"

"The hell?! I think a mutiny broke out, so everyone stuggled for power."

(Later, yep, lazy ol' me)

"Hey, guys." Luffy pointed at a chest that said St. Bliss. Luna crushed the lock with her jaws and opened it. A feather. "Aw...hey!"

A metal like bar came crashing in. Then a bubble came from the tip. After a minute or two, the ship started moving and air was pumped in. They took off the barrels while Luna took her necklace off to turn into human.

"Hey, we don't need the barrles anymore!" Luffy said as he sat on his. The door blasted in, Masira.

"How dare you people intrude!"

"Er..." Luna started. "Nice..."

"Makeup." Luffy ended, Masira smiled.

"Really? I think it makes a nice touch to my face."

Luna licked her lips as she looked at her nails. "Oh, help me."

"It doesn't matter who likes who's makeup." Zoro said.

"Yeah." Sanji said.

"Oh, how rude, I'm Masira. I have a tendancy to show off, it's my pride thing I have..."

"Luffy."

"Sanji."

"Luna."

"Zoro."

(Later)

Luffy ad Luna were laughing, or barking since Luna nearly barks, all at each other's jokes. The ship suddenly jolted up and down then stopped.

"What the hell?" Zoro asked as he got up. "If we're gonna leave, we need to gather more information."

"For once, he's right." Sanji said. The four took out bags and started to take anything valuable. The monkey flipped out.

"What makes you think you can have my stuff?!"

"It fell from the sky." Luffy said.

"Pirate." Luna said, doing the Javk Sparrow smirk as she dodged Masira's punch. "Oh, you need to do better."

Masira started to chase them and the ran like hell. Luna had the bag in her mouth due to fact she switched to beast point.

"What happened to attacking like Sanji?" Luffy asked.

"What?"

"You're running on all fours."

"So?"

"Doesn't it count as using your hands to attack?"

"No."

"Oh."

(Later)

"Does anyone see a monster the size of an island in front of us?!" Nami, Raven, and Dusk yelled, Dawn was merely sleeping. The sky was dark.

"Okey, we run out and leave the rest to die!" Raven said.

"It was your idea to send them!" Loki yelled.

"No, it's Dawn's!"

"It was mine," Nami stepped forward. "...Sorry!"

"That's it?!" everyone else yelled, Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, and Luna hopped aboard with treasure. "You're alive!"

"That monkey's insane!" Sanji said.

"We thought you were eaten by the turtle!" Usopp said.

"He flipped out when Luna started taking everything she would find and went on a rampage." Zoro said.

"The turtle!"

"Luffy and him started acting like brothers." Luna said.

"What about the turtle?! How'd you get out?!"

"No wonder they got along." Sanji said.

"Guys?!"

"Urgh, can't you shut up about a turtle?!" Zoro said.

"Look!"

"We were in that thing's mouth?" Luffy asked, they looked up and saw shadow like monsters.

"That's big." Raven said, Masira suddenly hopped aboard. "Argh! Freaky money!"

"Let me tell you-"

"No time for intros. we need to run!" Luna yelled, they all got the paddles out and started to row as fast as they can.

(Later)

Everyone sat in a circle.

"So, we see a ship fly out of the sky." Luffy said.

"Then we go after it." Nami said.

"The sky went dark." Zoro said.

"Monsters appear." Chopper said.

"And a stupid little turntle comes in and nearly has me as lunch." Luna said.

"It wasn't little, okami-chan." Dusk said.

"I have to admit, even I was imtimidated by that thing." Masira said, everyone glares at him. "What?"

"SCRAM!" Luffy, Zoro, Sanji and Luna yelled as they blasted him off to wherever. They dumped all the contents from their bags and laid them on deck.

"Argh! This isn't good enough!" Nami and Dusk yelled, Luffy was walking around in an armor. "All you guys brought was crap and a creepy octapus! Luffy, what's that?!"

Luffy smiled. "Armor!"

CRASH!

"Whoa, she crushed the armor with her tail!" Zoro said as Dusk and Nami turned away. Dusk was brushing her tail.

"She's like my mother." Raven said.

"Who?"

"Both...(shudders)."

(Later)

"Well, Jaya, here we come!" Raven yelled happily as she rode Loki's back. Dusk and Luna were "training" below. Both girls were in hybrid point.

"Hyah!"

"Sonata!"

"Luna, kick from the legs and aim for her stomach!" Sanji said, he was helping her. Luna was pinned to the ground, she brought her hind paws to her chest the kicked upwards onto Dusk's chest.

"Coller shoot." Luna said as Dusk fly as high as the yardarm, she grabbed hold of it with her tail and hanged upsidedown.

"Tiger Bullet." Dusk yelled, she pushed her self from the yardarm and came down towards Luna, who dodged. Dusk anded with a thud, then wrapped her tail (it's around 11 feet long) around Luna and held her towards her. She put both palms together and opened them. "Roaring Jungle." A large blast of air sliced through Luna and cut her in different places.

Dusk released her and both girls witched to human point, then panted.

"That was great." Sanji said. "You're getting better."

"Thanks."

"You too, Dusk-kun."

"Yeah."

The seaguls dropped suddenly in front of Chopper. "They've been shot! Judging from the projectory, it came from ahead!"

"No snipper or gun can reach us from here." Usopp said.

"True." Loki said as he landed. "Even I can't see an island."

(Later)

They finally reached Jaya, then docked at Mock Town.

Luffy and Zoro jumped off and went away.

"About how long can they last?" Luna asked.

"Near 15 minutes." Usopp estimated.

"Then I'm going!" Nami said, hopping overboard. "Hey! Wait!"

"I'll come too!" Luna and Dusk said, they fallowed.

"Only I can protect Nami-swan!" Sanji said, he was going, but Usopp and Chopper held him back.

"If you go, who's gonna protect the ship?" Chopper and Usopp asked.

"Fine, fine, let me go. I'll make you some tea. Where'd Robin, Dawn, and Raven go?"

"Sanji, about that tea..." Loki started.

"Make it yourself."