Disclaimers, yeah let's make it clear: ME NO OWN One Piece!

Chapter 43: Someone's happy!

"Vacation's where I wanna be." Dusk started to sing while Raven placed the poles on the ground and set up the net. Dusk took her spot in a tree and pulled out a One Piece manga(volume 7, one of my favorites) and started to read. Dawn was surfing, Luna was ridding Loki (who's in horse point) along the water with Sanji holding her waist, Zoro was on deck, Usopp was building a sand sculptsure, Chopper was rolling around, Nami walking along the beach, Robin was reading.

"Wanna go faster?" Luna asked, Sanji nodded. Loki gave a smile and started to go so fast, the only thing you could see are purple, yellow, and grey blurs.

"Ahhhhhh!"

"Awesome!"

Loki eventually slowed down, Luna and Sanji's hair were messed up. They both dismounted (if that's a word) him and let him roam free.

"Hey Luffy, Usopp, Chopper!" Raven called out, the three came to her. "Okey, this game's simple, all you have to do is to get the ball to touch the other opponent's side. You can't catch the ball, you'll have to lob it around, got that?"

They nodded.

"Oh, this is Devil's Vollyball, you get to use your devil fruit powers to score." Chopper and Raven took one side while Luffy and Usopp took the other. She tossed the ball in the air and the game started. When Raven lobbed it to Chopper, heswitched to human point and spiked theball on the other side, score!"Way to go Chopper!"

Usopp's turn to serve, he lobbed it to Luffy, then he jumped in the air and said,"Gum Gum...Spike!" The ball hurtled to the ground, obviosly,a score."Yeah!"

Zoro was sleeping peacefully...until Dawn jumped the ship anddunked water all over him. "Argh! Little brat!"

"Nyah!" Dawn said, sticking out her tounge. "You really should be careful on where you sleep, marimo!"

"She's right." Sanji said.

"Shut up, ero-cook!"

Dusk saw her chance, Sanji and Luna, right underneath her! Time to get bck at them...with what?They suddenly started kissing each other...ew...

"Sanji and Luna are making out!" Dusk called out, startled, Luna and Sanji jumpedaway from each other."Dawn!"

"This, I gotta see." Dawnlaughed as she got to shore, but Luna already left the scene while Sanji was pretending to pick flowers for Nami and Robin. "Yeahright, stop telling lies like Raven!" Dawn went back to the water.

"Crap!" Dusk said while Luna reappeared. "I swear...I'll get you back!"

"As if, wolves are smarter than tigers." Sanji said. "They are more social."

"True, but we're stronger. At least I use my claws like a real Zoan user instead of kicking. C'mon, Red Leg-?" Luna jumped up in beast point and grabbed on Dusk's tail, then pulled her down and started wrestling with her.

"I'll just..." Sanji said, scooting away with some Skypiea flowers in his hands. He ran off to Nami."Nami-swan, baby!"

Eventually, Dusk managed to switched to beast point, they started to fight each other some more. Dawn sped towards, even on the sand, on her board and knocked them out with a solid hit in their heads. "Last time!"

"Yeah, yeah, you'll chuckus in the ocean..." Luna said, she trotted off while Dusk went back to her tree. "How the hell am I supposed to get back at her...oooo!" She switched to human point and checked outtwo scrap books that had accidentlyfell out of Dusk's pouch. She flipped throughone of themand saw a lot of love letters for Zoro. "This has got to be her diary!" She looked through the next. "Shit, this is Zoro's! Sanji's gonna want to see this."

"What do ya have there?"Raven asked, Luffy's team won 20-15.Luna showed her Dusk's diary. "Oh...my...gosh, she likes him! That's what you call a fan girl that's on drugs...the type that you get with one look at that hottie, I mean, Zoro."

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that. And look what else I got." Luna gave her Zoro's journal. "Funny, isn't it?"

"Hello, ladies." Sanji said, handing Luna a flower. "What's that?"

"Zoro's journal."

"Oh! Let me see!" Sanji cleared his thoat. "So, his weakness is..."

"Girls." Raven smirked.

"Not really." Sanji said. "He only has problems with them when it comes to emotional issues and stuff like that."

"You mean like..." Luna nodded. "Dusk is the same."

"Idea!" Luna said. "Get them to date each other, when they get together, guess who's gonna yell someone's making out with someone? Me! Moi!"

"There's loads of things we can do, now that we have his journal." Sanji said, smoking. "Let's start with...dogs. It said here that he has a fear of them ever since he was about 10."

"That's not gonna work." Luna said. "He doesn't flip out when I'm near him, he must've grown out of it."

"You weren't violent. The dog he encountered bit him really hard in the-"

"What! I can't do that!" Luna nearly yelled.

"Fine! We'll do heights instead!" Raven said. "He can't stand it."

"Why?"

"Says that he when he was climbing a mountain for training when he was 11, a rockslide happened and he nearly died. The mountain was about 20 miles high, he dropped at around 15 miles." Raven said. "Yes, he's done things extreme such as falling or jumping from a high building, but what happens if Loki tosses him around?"

"Groovy." Luna said. "Let's do all this in a week. Raven, can you-?"

"Sure...KASU!" the nine tailed fox with the clock and cane appeared before them. "Can you extend our time for a week?"

"Right, Red." Kasu said, the clock glowed them he disappeared. "You may have a week on this island without being disturbed by anyone or the events thatwere to happen today."

"Everyone, I have an announcement!" Luffy said, he was hanging from a tree. "Since this place is so much fun, we'll stay here for a week!"

"Yay!" Dawn said.

"Are you sure?" Usopp said.

"Belay!"

"Hey, belay means stop!"

"I mean, aye!"

"Looooookiiiii! Can you do something for me?" Luna asked her pet.

(Later)

Sanji started a camp fire, everyone had dinner, then laid down on the ground. Luna was next to Sanji, Loki was used as a pillow by both, Dawn slept on her board, Nami and Robin were on blankets, Zoro was flat on his back with his swords in the sand, Dusk was in beast point, so Usopp, Luffy and Chopper used her as their pillow. Loki woke Luna, Raven, and Sanji, then went over to Zoro, he took him in his talons, the swordsman woke up.

"H-hey, beaky, let go of me." Zoro said, reaching for his swords, but they were too far.

"This is for calling me crap-bird." Loki said, he flew high into the sky (think of a20 story building), then released him.

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHH! THAT WAS ERO-COOK! BESIDES, THAT WAS A WEEK AGO!"

Zoro nearly touched the ground, but Loki grabbed himand went into the air again. Sanji, Luna, and Raven were crying after laughing so hard from Zoro's screams. Eventually, everyone else woke up.

"Would someone turn the volume down?" Usopp asked, Zoro was about to land on him, but Loki caught him again and started over the thrill ride. "What the hell is going on!"

"Z-zoro!" Chopper said, stunned.

"That looks fun! Loki, can you give me a ride too?" Luffy asked.

"That isn't a ride, crap-kid!" Dusk yelled, Zoro was falling again, Loki caught him. They did this over and over until Zoro was at the point of lossing his voice.

"I have to admit, I never heard Zoro scream like a girl before." Nami said, yes, the swordsman was screaming at the top of his lungs.

"PLEASE! STOP THIS!" Zoro was actually begging. "I"M TELLING YOU!"

"Not until you say mercy, or uncle." Loki said.

"NEVER!"

"Suit yourself!"

"I know, say your deepist secret!" Raven called out.

"WOULD YOU STOPTHIS IF I SAY THE TRUTH!" Zoro yelled.

"Aye, aye!" Sanji, Luna, and Raven said.

"I..."

"Uh-huh?"

"I..."

"Go on."

"I..."

"Yeah?"

"I..."

"Say it!"

"I"MGAY!" he said it waaaaaaay to fast.

"What?"

"I...AM...GAY!" Zoro roared. Loki caught him one last time, stopped, then burst out laughing. "There, I said it, I'm gay. Happy!"

Everyone, except Dusk,burst into laughter, then started to cry.

"H-happy!" Sanji asked, gasping for air. "I am h-happy! M-more or l-less, I'm gay, as in h-happy!"

"R-roronoa Zoro, s-says he's g-gay!" Raven cried. Loki landed roughly on the groundand Zoro stumbled over, everyone laughed harder.

"Zoro's gay! Zoro's gay! Zoro's gay!" Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Loki chanted as they danced around the fire. "Zoro's gay! Zoro's gay!"

Nami laughing,"You admitting that you're gay, it's enough to pay off all those depts you owe me. It's priceless!"

"I always knew you were different." Robin said. Zoro took his swords and went for the ship while Dusk fallowed him.

Luna high-fived Raven and Sanji, then she pet Loki. "You were great."

"All in a days work."

"What's next for the morning?" Raven asked Sanji as she fixed her glasses, he looked over Zoro's journal.

"Oh, this is going to be way funner." Sanji smiled, he inhaled some smoke, then exhaled it on the page.

"It'll be the best prank in the history of pranking." Luna smirked.

Me: (chants) Zoro's gay, Zoro's gay.

Sanji: (joins in) Zoro's gay, Zoro's gay.

Zoro: Shut up, you twostripped me from my pride

Me: No crap, Sherlock!

Sanji: (continues to chant, I resume)