Disclaimer: ME DOES NOT OWN One Piece

Me: Well, that was a fun chapter...

Zoro's fan girls: YOU"RE DEAD!

Me: ...(runs) Ahhhhh! I'm saying the truth!

Zoro: Last time, I'm NOT GAY!

Chapter 44: Day 2, spiked drinks

Luna was sun tanning on a blanket, Sanji was next to her reading Zoro's journal. Dusk, who was a MEGA Zoro fan, wanted to avenge Zoro after last night's events. She knew what would scare Luna. Dusk took out a whistle and blew into it. Luna's ears twitched.

"You hear something?"

"No, Luna-chan."

She switched to beast point and ran off, she found a cave as she switched back to human.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." (you know, that scratchy sound the Grudge or so makes)

"Very funny, Raven." Luna said. "Come on, let's get Sanji to make us some drinks."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Hi, Luna." Raven appeared from the bushes. She was carrying coconuts."Why are you looking into that cave?"

"Nothing, what with the coconuts?"

"San wanted me to get some fruit so he could make drinks."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Holy shit! The grudge!"

"Ahhhhh-wah!"

The grudge appeared in front of Luna and tried to strike at her, she jumped back.

"G-g-g-g-g-g." Luna stuttered, now, a little side-note.

(Flashback)

"I think we'll watch this."Dusk said to Luna as they looked through Dusk's movie collection. They looked at the Grudge. "C'mon, it can't be that bad..."

(Later)

"It can't be that bad. I nearly pissed myself."Luna said, she was sitting on the carpet. "Dusk? Where the hell are you?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"D-don't d-do that!" Luna screamed, Dusk had her face covered with her hair and gave her the death look. "N-next time, I pick!"

(End of Flashback)

Raven and Luna sped out of the cave screaming their heads off, Loki, who was in a tree, said,"What up?"

"The Grudge!" the girls yelled, they saw Sanji and hid behind him.

"The what?" Sanji said.

"Grudge, that thing with the death call, it kills anyone who hears it." Luna whimpered. Zoro, who was at under a tree, laughed while Dusk was sitting in the tree. "It ain't funny!"

"Works for me!" Zoro laughed.

"Shut up!" Raven said. "Let's see you survive in the same room with the grudge!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"It's back!" Luna said, but Dusk laughed some more. "How can-?"

"It's all in the mind. All you saw was a mere illusion." Dusk said. "Too back you made friends with a magician's daughter-"

"You can do magic?" Luffy asked excitedly, Dusk nodded and hopped off. She took out a deck of cards. "Pick any card."

Luffy took the king of hearts. "Yeah."

"Put it in the center of the deck." he did as he was told. Dusk held up the deck, then the card started to rise. "This your card?"

"Awesome!" Chopper exclaimed. "Do more!"

"Sure."

Everyone, except Luna, Dawn, and Raven since they knew all the tricks and knew how to do some themselves, crowded around Dusk. Luna and Raven sat at a distance, both were getting over their shock while Dawn went surfing out again.

After watching all of Dusk's tricks, everyone went back whatever they were doing. Lunch was up, everyone had their fill, but there was only ONE last coconut drink! Believe this, but Sanji can whip up a good smoothy, in Luna and Dusk's oppinion, so both girls reached for the last mug.

"My paw was on it first." Luna said, holding one end.

"My tail touched it." Dusk said darkly, her tail was curled around the mug.

"Can't you just split it like ordinary people?" Nami asked, drinking coconut juice.

"We aren't ordinary!" they said in unison. "Jinx! You owe me a drink!"

"Sure." Luna said, she took the mug and drank it. Dusk and Zoro started laughing again. "What now?"

"We spiked you and Sanji's drinks." Zoro said.

"I managed to make a potion, it makes people say embarassing things that are true for a full 24 hours." Dusk giggled. "It should start-"

"I'm a virgin." Sanji randomly said, he covered his mouth as he blushed while everyone stared at him. "What the hell? People don't need to know those things!"

"Okey, it's bad enough that you pulled off that grudge prank, but I'm a virgin too." Luna said, she blushed like Sanji. "I mean to say, why do this?"

"It strips you from your prides." Zoro said.

"And," Dusk said. "It helps us know more about you two...(wink, wink, nudge, nudge)..."

"Don't you think it's too inappropriate?" Chopper asked. "Look, they'll be saying perverted things for a while."

"That's the point."

"Dawn?"

"I'll let this go on." Dawn said. "Because I'm not bothering with this."

When everyone left, Sanji, Luna, Dusk and Zoro still sat on the ground.

"Now, where's my journal?" Zoro said, Sanji handed it over. "Why were you reading this in the first place?"

"Why ask such a retarded question like that, marimo? I only wanted to know more about your personal life...and I wanted to see if you were gay, because I am-the hell! That statement is NOT true!" Sanji said, Zoro laughed at him.

"Now who's gay?" Zoro said. "I only called myself gay just to shut you guys up."

"So you aren't?" Luna said. "Great, cause I wanted to date you before Sanji. Oh god, help me."

"How would you like that marimo!" Sanji said to Luna, she shrugs."He doesn't even have a taste in style, unlike me! I came up with the suit and everything!"

"And so it begins." Dusk said.

"W-wait," Luna said before the two left them. She thought,"Maybe if I corner them, maybe I can at get back at them at least just once."

"What?"

"Zoro has to prove that he's not gay." Luna said. "Other words, he has to kiss you." Dusk blushes. "Ha! You're blushing, you never blush!"

"I already told you," Zoro said. "I'm not gay."

Dusk suddenly lunges at him like the crazy fan girl she is and kisses him. After a minute, she lets him go and says,"Happy?"

"I can't belive it, marimo finally manages to kiss a girl." Sanji said sarcasticly. "And I kissed Luna at Alabasta."

"Satisfied." Luna said, they finally left them. "Can I smoke a cig?"

"Sure." Sanji said, she took the cigarette in his mouth and smoked, then coughed. "You know it's addicting."

"Yeah, nice to know...I'm gonna kill them." Luna said, she finished it and threw it away. "Tastes like crap."

(Later)

Dusk was napping in a tree, Luna pulled her down. "What up?"

"I'll tell you, I love Michel Jackson!" Luna said. "No, I mean, can you remove the potion?"

"Wait till midnight or something."

(That Night)

"Thanks to Dawn for getting us some weird fish, it turns out that we'll not starve to death." Sanji said, everyone started to eat. Soon, after joking around and laughing, they started to talk.

Luna randomly said,"Sanji gave me a hicky on my neck earlier, see-gah! Dusk, are you some pervert or something! People won't even want to know those things!"

"I'm not the one who says things, I just listen." Dusk said.

"Yeah, it's true, I gave Luna one earlier, we were making out somewhere." Sanji said, everyone stared at the two disgusted.

"That wasn't really nessecary." Usopp said, Luffy was gaging.

"Are you two alright?" Raven asked. "I mean, it's good to have strong relationship, but you don't have to tell people what you've been doing...it's just plain wrong."

"Humans are weird." Loki said, eating some flat fish. "First the truth, now perverted things."

"I'll pretend I never heard that." Chopper said.

"I think it's pretty funny." Luffy said. "By the way, what's a virgin and a hicky?"

"Dumbass." Zoro said. "You're way to young to know what they are."

"Whatever, I'll find out later."

"Or, you can check a dictionary." Nami said. "Wait, do we even have one?"

"Nope." Robin said, turning a page from the book she was reading. Dawn was playing cards with Nami and Zoro, she took her chance at looking at theirs while their heads were turned.

"Hey, that's cheating." Nami said when she saw Dawn looking at her cards.

"Pirate."

"I love Luna-chan."

"I love Sanji-kun."

"I love my suit."

"I love Michel Jackson."

"I love it when the wind is blowing in my hair, I feel cool."

"I smoked a cigarette."

"Sometimes I get depression, so I cut myself with a knife."

"A few months ago, I watched Daniel Radcliffe in Equus, it was awesome."

"There's a picture of Nami-swan naked in a secret drawer in my cabin."

"Everytime I'm alone with Sanji in the kitchen, we make out."

Silence.

"Erm." Luna said, she shifted around uncomfortably after ten minutes.

"That was the most disturbing conversation I ever heard." Raven said, picking at her teeth with Luna's knife.

"In my opinion, it was pretty random." Dawn said. "I've heard more perverted things from my brother, but not this much."

"Luna, why don't you play us some songs?" Nami said after twenty minutes. Luna pulls out her guitar, Dawn had her flute, Dusk had her own guitar, and Raven had the violin, they started to play whatever crap they know.

Chopper, Luffy, Loki, and Usopp started to dance around while Sanji and Zoro passed around drinks, like grog, rum, ale, anything. They all fell asleep eventually after getting drunk and laughing hard about what they always wanted to say.

"H-hey, S-sanji-kun." Luna said, drunkly. "I'll tell you my real name, Luna's just an anagram."

"What is it?" Sanji said.

"Luann! Just add an 'n' and there, Luann!"

"Such a lovely name, can I call you that?"

"No...(hiccup!)" Luna passed out in his arms.

"T-that's her mom's name." Raven said, she went off to the bushes.