Or: muggles are weird. Minister for Magic candidate Hermione Granger was convinced to relax before the elections by helping grade the muggle studies essays. What she got instead was the weirdest conversation she had ever heard in her life, and she considers Luna Lovegood to be a close friend. One-Shot for April Fool's Day.

My brother's facebook postings of story prompts and drabbles. Some very short, some short and some almost middling in length. Still going to rate them M for safety. Plus since he posts them on Facebook with a picture we have have to adjust for the jokes.

He knew there was something wrong as soon as their eyes met. Potter held his gaze and, clearly very deliberately, took a pinch of crushed moonstone and added it to her cauldron. Moonstone wasn't necessary for today's potion, but it would ruin it in a dramatic but harmless way that was sure to draw everyone's attention including his own. And it did. Fem!Harry, Soulmate!AU.

On the day of Percy's big promotion, the young man can't help but think about the friction he's had with his family leading up to this point and Ron reveals a secret about himself to Percy as he desperately tries to get through to his brother, but is Percy too far gone? My idea of the final conversation Percy may have had with Ron before he disowned his family.

After Draco's wedding, Harry, Daphne (His girlfriend), and Narcissa have their own party where some secrets will reveal but this fun situation will turn into something more interesting. [AU], Pairing: Harry/Daphne/Narcissa.

Only two people know what happened the night John Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived: Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. And neither of them are talking.

As Harry watches Sirius fly off on the back of Buckbeak, his last hope for a "normal" life flies away too. Overcome by the thoughts of what will happen if he returns to the Dursleys, Harry makes a final decision. WARNING: This story contains thoughts and discussions about suicide. More warnings inside.

"You are amusing," purred Grimalkin.

Blackinnon Fest 2023 is here! This year it's 30 prompts for the 30 days of April! I'll do my best to get them all up before May. :P Check out the Blackinnon Tumblr for a list of all the prompts.

Segunda parte de la serie "Constelaciones". Draco y Harry están felizmente disfrutando del comienzo de su relación, sin embargo, los problemas están lejos de acabar. ¿Podrán superar los obstáculos que les serán puestos en el camino y a las acciones de quienes intentan separarlos? ¿O su relación terminará incluso antes de que siquiera pueda comenzar? DRARRY

After the First Wizarding War, Arthur Weasley is accused of serious crimes. What happened? Imperiused!Arthur

When an anonymous tip from a concerned neighbour about a boy who lives in a cupboard leads to a visit from social workers, the Dursleys are faced with an ultimatum: start raising both toddlers properly or risk losing them both. A heartwarming story of family and redemption as Harry Potter finds love and kindness in an unexpected place. (This is a CHAT GTP writing experiment) HP/DM

The Wizarding World has been in peace for eleven years. But no family is safe from teenagers and their dramas - not even the Snapes. Welcome to the spin-off of Saved by Love! I highly recommend you read that one first because this will make little sense if you don't, since I have *a lot* of original characters. Romance, eventual Smut, Post-War.

Hermione J. Granger believed the fates had forgotten all about her. At the start of the new year 2009. She was twenty-nine years old, single, no romantic prospects. Just as she was returning home, to her house in Hogsmeade she stopped and noticed an odd site. A little girl crying, and scruffy. One act of kindness would change her world. For there is nothing more fearsome than love.

Part six of Harry Potter Abridged. You know how this goes at this point.

At the end of third year, the Shrieking Shack is even more eventful when Sirius Black finds out his long-lost daughter is still alive. Hermione learns the truth of her heritage and needs to learn to control the infamous Black temper and magic, all while trying to save the world and controlling her feelings for her best friend who is being stalked by a raging psychopath.

Harry builds on success.

2004: Since his release from Azkaban the previous year, Lucius Malfoy has lived alone at Malfoy Manor, where Ministerial Aide, Hermione Granger, is assigned to search for an infamous, banned book of dark magic lost for centuries. Can what begins with the search for a lost book become a deeper search for mutual healing and understanding?

Hermione finds herself forced into the past. She must wade through the lies and truths she has been told her entire life or drown in a time that is not her own. Mature content, sensitive subjects can and will arise. Multi-pairing: eventual Hermione/Antonin

So ends the famous Harry Potter. If only. After being attacked and subsequently poisoned by Slytherin's Basilisk, Harry wakes up in the Infirmary Wing with a few unsavory changes to his person. Now he has to learn how to live with and hide the new him.

The life of Marlene McKinnon, from the day she was born to the day she died. [Canonical character deaths] Cross-posted on AO3 under the pseudo young soldiers

Part 10 of my post-epilogue series. Harry and Hermione's daughter Nymphadora is in her sixth year at Hogwarts, who are playing host to two more schools. But as ever, the spectre of Harry's estranged son and enemy, Philip Nave, hangs over them all.

A misanthrope. Misunderstood, yet undeniably brilliant. Meteoric rise as a Death Eater, reluctant initiation into the Order of the Phoenix. Love for Lilly, loathing for James. From his hilltop plea of Dumbledore to his Shrieking Shack summons by Voldemort. And how was he able to hoodwink the most accomplished Legilimens the world had ever seen? The pensieve could not show it all...

This is a Draco/Ginny story. Ginny ends up. pregnant at a party celebrating the end of the war. Three years later, she finds herself face to face with the father of her daughter Haven. None other than Draco Malfoy. Will love blossom? Read to find out? I own nothing as all belongs to J.K. Rowling

What if the Yule Ball marked a turning point for Hermione and Draco, and the beginning of their complicated, magical relationship. Fluff, fluff, and more fluff. Rated M for future content.