Disclaimer: I Kitty Men do not own Ouran. I have never owned it!
A/N: As its tic-tac Tuesday I thought they deserved to be included. So here's to you tic-tacs. You make school a lot more interesting! R&R
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Haruhi walked into the twin's joint bedroom clutching her wounded cheek. The twins were still changing behind the screen so she sat on their bed, her legs dangling over the side ready to greet them.
The twins emerged from behind the screen thirty minutes later looking immaculate, their fringes plastered to their foreheads. Hikaru was the first to notice Haruhi's appearance. He looked her up and down trying to believe what he was seeing, Haruhi the girl that believed in gender equality and a known supporter of abstinence was sitting on his bed wearing a school girl costume that would only be appropriate for a prostitute to wear. When Hikaru brought his eyes down to her open legs he began elbowing Kaoru who still seemed completely oblivious. Kaoru soon brought his eyes down following Hikaru's gaze, once he saw what had alerted Hikaru Kaoru leapt back bringing his hand to his mouth.
"Errrm… Haruhi I would erm close my legs if I were you." Stammered Kaoru, his hand still covering his mouth. Haruhi soon remembered that she hadn't put her underwear back on when she dressed again in the morning; she slammed her legs together her face getting redder and redder. "And I hope I don't offend you when I say this but I think that out fit is going to be pleasing Tamaki a lot more than you have planned, he is human after all."
"It's a shame that all our spare uniforms are at the drycleaners." Finished Kaoru giggling as he winked at his older brother. Haruhi seemed confused 'she knew that the Hitachiin twins were perverted but not this much' something they inherited from their father she assumed. Her mind drawing back to the day he took her into the bleak alleyway, his eyes never reaching her face, just staring at her breasts.
"Right, well we had better get to school, were going to be late." Said Haruhi attempting to change the subject. Both the twins nodded in unison as Haruhi stood up and led the way to the car. When the twins realised the shortness of her skirt they shared a grin.
"Since when did Haruhi start trying to impress us?" Asked Kaoru. Haruhi turned round hearing the question.
"I wasn't trying to impress you! I went to a Halloween party." Shouted Haruhi in response. The twins weren't stupid enough to believe Haruhi after all who hosts a Halloween party in June, but decided to ignore this, they knew she would tell them eventually.
Haruhi enjoyed the limo ride to school. The twins were excellent hosts once they had come to terms with her choice of clothing.
"Care for a tic-" Inquired Hikaru, the question was finished by his brother.
"tac?" Haruhi nodded and held out her palm. Several cherry and passion fruit tic-tacs were poured into it. She crammed them into her mouth and crunched them into tiny pieces picturing each tic-tac as one of Mr Hitachiin's organs. She then looked at the twins and slowed down. She wasn't going to picture committing cannibalistic actions about their father in front of them. That would be disgusting.
After the first few lessons Haruhi ran to the music room her hand clasped over her mouth. She ignored the glares coming from the people passing her, taken aback by her appearance. Once she reached the music room Haruhi removed her hand and threw up into the waste paper basket next to her. All host club members took a step back wanting to stay away from the vomit that was escaping her mouth, except Tamaki, he saw it as a way to save her. He ran to Haruhi's side and hooked his arm round her knees lifting her up. The host club leader was thanked by Haruhi spewing on his uniform, he gagged and kept walking towards the medical room. Why was she ill? He asked himself, there must be a reason, maybe he should ask Kyoya to check up on her every so often.