A/N: To Tora that helped me write this chapter! And my face is burnt right down by sodium hydroxide so my chapter may not be well written by I am a very committed person

"Hika I'm in here!" called Kaoru who had clearly forgotten Haruhi was still next to him. Hikaru ran in and pounced on the younger twin once on top of Kaoru's body he removed the lube from behind his back and waved it in front of his face. Kaoru grinned and snatched it from his grasp. Shocked by his enthusiasm Hikaru looked down and noticed the lump laying next to his younger twin. He removed the duvet to notice Haruhi staring directly up, completely motionless.

"Hey Haruhi!" He exclaimed wrapping both his arms around her neck. "Kao-chan you really should let me know if you are planning a three way, I would like to have time to prepare." Haruhi gawked at Hikaru, just the thought of sleeping with two incestuous people made Haruhi feel sick. She wasn't one to judge but to her it just seemed weird.

"No!" Shouted Haruhi "I would never sleep with someone like you!" She brought her palm to Hikaru's stunned face. Slap. He immediately placed his hand on his wounded cheek. Haruhi swung out of bed and shoved on Kaoru's blood stained T-shirt. She couldn't bear wearing it but it was better than running down the street naked.

Once Haruhi fled the house she checked her watch 3:11am, she then decided that she had just about enough time to sleep before school in the morning. Knowing she couldn't go back to the Hitachiin home Haruhi pondered about where she could go. She briefly considered going home but she knew it wouldn't feel right without her father. So she walked to the oak tree on the green in front of her house and settled down for a few hours sleep.

Haruhi walked to school as usual ignoring the people staring at her choice of clothing. Kaoru's shirt just about hit the bottom of her ass and it made her feel uncomfortable.

Haruhi bunked all her school lessons. She really didn't seem up to it. So she made her way to the science lab shocked to notice the entire host club gathered there. They all noticed her and nodded in unison at her direction, all except Hikaru and Kaoru who were busy feeding each other poky by placing it in the other twin's mouth and slowly pulling it out again. They continued this action for about 10 seconds before Haruhi shouted.

"Geez get a room, you guys make me sick!" Kaoru frowned at this before he continued ignoring Haruhi's request.

"You really shouldn't talk to people like that, it's incredibly rude" remarked Kyoya from the opposite corner. Haruhi immediately turned her head to his direction.

"Why don't you just shut up Kyoya, you are just a penguin in the host club. And like everyone knows penguins are pointless animals. There really is no need for them." Kyoya didn't seem phased.

"Why thank-you for that comment Haruhi."

"Haru-Chan" Yelled the excited Huni, pulling her into a tight hug. Haruhi pulled a disgusted face as she grabbed Use-Chan from under his elbow. She twisted Use-Chan's delicate ear to her a satisfying rip. Huni became enraged and brought back his fist only to be stopped by Mori placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Mitzkuni" Huni ran outside only to be followed by Mori, snatching Use-Chan from Haruhi's grip.

"Haruhi, we all know your pregnant and everything but you really shouldn't be taking it out on us. It's not like we're the father or anything." Said Tamaki rising from his stool.

"But Tamaki you are the father, you asked me when we were in hospital, remember? I was just too scared to tell you the truth."

Tamaki scoffed at this "Haruhi you really must take me for a moron because only yesterday I watched something called porn-o-graphy and believe me that it something we have never performed. Just because you want to get money from me. Well the only person I will be porning will be my Kumo-Chan"

The host club remained silent until Hikaru broke the silence…

"Tamaki, no, just no"

So here is my new chappy- R&R xox

And also I know I made Haruhi a complete bitch but she really annoys me :/ I still don't know why I chose to write a story about her xox