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Chapter 8

Best Laid Plans

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Ron sauntered into the gymnasium after his one hour in purgatory... er, detention was completed. He'd hoped to catch Kim before cheerleading practice was over but it seemed he'd missed the squad by a good half hour. At least that's what the janitor, who was getting ready to spot clean and polish the floor, had told him. The janitor said that Kim knew he was going to touch up the gymnasium floor that day and that the squad had left when he'd asked them to.

Not knowing what else to do, Ron headed to Bueno Nacho for a quick snack before he would head for home to start on his homework.

When Ron arrived at his all-time favorite restaurant, Ned informed him that Kim had already stopped by to pick up his snack and said to tell him to head straight home to meet up with her there. Ron thanked his Naco serving buddy, grateful that the nerdy Assistant Manager knew both he and Kim well enough and was willing to pass along the message.

Ron didn't think too hard about the message. He figured Kim wanted to do their homework at his house in order to have a peaceful study session while avoiding the Tweebs and their volatile antics. Ron also figured that Kim might want him to cook dinner for her and spend some alone time to celebrate their new status as a couple and their almost engagement. (Ron didn't think they were properly engaged until he put a ring on her finger, something that he would quickly have to look in to.)

Of course Kim had a key to his house just like he had a key to the Possible's front door so it wasn't a big surprise when he found the front door unlocked.

The tow-headed blond lightly chuckled to himself at the common marital phrase he was about to use as he entered. "Hey honey, I'm home!" It just felt so domestic, so right to use that normal little four word sentence, especially after their conversation about their future that morning. It felt like he and Kim had been married for years.

"I'm up in your bedroom with your food!" Ron heard coming from the staircase to the second floor. "I also laid out some cheese for Rufus in the kitchen!"

At that last sentence, Rufus popped up out of his pocket resting place, squeaked "Cheese!" and raced down Ron's leg, straight for the kitchen. Ron shook his head and laughed. He always marveled at how fast his little buddy could run when it came to the delectable thoughts of some kind of dairy product which had been been reserved strictly for him, even when Rufus said he was under the weather.

Ron headed up the stair, proudly intent on showing his new girlfriend slash fiancée the progress he'd made on his homework during detention. He had finished all of the work in most of his subjects and only had a couple of more geometry problems to complete and Ron thought most, if not all, of the finished work was correct. With Kim as his girlfriend plus, he was even more motivated to raise his grades and make her proud. After all, in another year and a half they'd be heading for the stars... or at least off to college.

As Ron approached the door to his room, he jokingly called out, "KP, are you decent 'cause I'm coming in."

Little did Ron know that his joke was actually quite prophetic and a very valid question. Kim had decided to take their new relationship to the highest level; to the main event that would normally happen after getting married. Kim was nervously laying on his bed totally naked except for a few strategically placed Tex-Mex entrees. A Quasadilla had been divided into two pieces with one half placed on each of her bare breast. There was a Naco placed directly over her belly button and a hard-shell taco was lying on her clean-shaven nether region.

Ron entered the door and immediately froze in his tracks, his backpack slipping from his grasp to the floor, when he saw Kim laid out like a smorgasbord on his bed.

"I'm not feeling very decent, Ronnie," Kim cooed to him with a sultry look on her pink tinged face. "As a matter of fact I'm feeling a little naughty right now."

It took a few moments for Ron's mind to grind back into gear and when it did, all he could stutter was, "K-K-K-KP?"

"Well don't just stand there," Kim playfully chided her BFFF (boyfriend/fiancé forever.) "Come on and dig in while it's still... hot." The last word was sensuously emphasized.

"Wow," Ron murmured as his feet suddenly broke free from their roots and he shuffled forward, "this is two of my all-time favorite dreams come true. I get to eat Bueno Nacho in bed and you're naked in my bed."

Ron was about to nosh on the Naco but Kim pushed him away as she waved a paper napkin at him and playfully chided, "Uh uh. You have to dress appropriately before you can eat, and this is what I think you should be wearing."

Ron grabbed the napkin and started to tuck it into the front of the collar of his shirt but Kim stopped him again as she coquettishly giggled and said, "No Ron. I mean the napkin is the only thing you should be wearing."

"I know we've already seen each other naked," Ron said as he stood up, kicked off his shoes and started to take his shirt off, "but why the sudden desire to do it now?"

"I know we've only recently decided to go steady," Kim said, trying not to move around too much to keep the food from sliding off her body, "but I simply couldn't wait to show you how much I love you and want to be with you forever. And like the old saying goes, the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

"You don't need to feed me to get me to love you, KP," Ron said as he stepped out of his cargo pants, boxers and socks. "You've had my heart and soul for a long time now, like I said this morning." He grabbed the napkin, peered at it for a few seconds then casually tossed it aside with a sly smile.

"I know, Ron," Kim sighed as the blond boy knelt, placed his hand on the edge of the bed and bent over to start nibbling on the Naco. "You were the first friend I made in Pre-K, encouraged me to go on our first mission, and were the first boy I kissed."

"We were seven years old when we kissed," Ron said with his mouth full as he stopped to chew his food and swallow.

"That's true," Kim laughed. The thought of them in the tree house experimenting, trying to figure out what all the fuss was about when their parents pressed their lips together, was both hilarious and maybe even foreshadowed events that were happening now. "But we're both seventeen and I want you to be the first and only person to make love to me... that is if you want to."

"I'd really like that," Ron said as he finished off the Naco and started on the Quasadilla. Both halves soon disappeared and Ron moved up onto the bed between Kim's legs to start on the taco.

"Oooooh, Ron," Kim moaned in delight from the feeling Ron was giving her as he crunched on the hard-shelled Taco and his chin dug into her womanly folds.

Ron finished off the Taco and was just licking up the crumbs and the taco-appearing opening beneath when they heard a quick knock at the front door. It then swiftly opened and closed and someone called out, "Ron Ron, are you home?"

"Bonnie!" the teen couple hushed to each other when they recognized the voice. Neither bothered to call the jinx since they both started to panic when they heard footsteps on the stairs.

"Shiatsu," Ron muttered as he dove off the bed and into the closet to hide. (He would've loved to eliminate three of the letters in that word he'd swore but that wasn't his style.)

"Shoot!" Kim softly cried in frustration (she so wanted to change out the two O's for an I) before she quickly covered herself with the bed sheet and blanket, curling up in a fetal position to make it appear as if she were just a lump of covers.

"Ron, are you up in your room?" Bonnie questioned as she walked down the second floor hallway and turned in the open doorway. "There you are," the brunette lovingly sighed when she noticed the human shaped lump under the pile of covers. "I thought we were going to be study-buddies this semester."

The person under the blanket didn't say a word when Bonnie walked up to the bed, nudged it and whimsically asked, "Why are you taking a nap, Ronnie? Are you tired from running away from me all day?" Every time they'd crossed paths during the day at school, Ron had bolted from the scene. The brunette smiled a lust filled smile as she started to strip out of her clothes. "Well, if you're taking a nap then I'll join you. When we wake up we can make love...or start on our homework. We can flip a coin to decide."

Bonnie tried to pull the covers off the bed but for some unknown reason they wouldn't budge. "A bit shy are we?" she coyly queried and took a firm hold of the blanket and sheet. "Well, I think I'm a little stronger than you are." After a bit of a struggle she was able to yank the bed linens clean off the bed.

"K?" Bonnie yelped in surprise when she saw who was lying naked under the sheets.

"Hi, B," Kim said in embarrassment as she rolled onto her back and weakly smiled up at the also naked brunette.

"What are you doing, naked, in my Ron Ron's bed!"

"What are you doing, naked, in MY Ronnie's bedroom!" Kim swiftly shot back as she angrily rolled off of the bed to face off with the also irate brunette.

"He's not your Ronnie!" Bonnie yelled, getting right up in Kim's personal space. "You didn't want him as a boyfriend so he's mine!"

"Ladies, ladies," Ron nervously chuckled as he came out of the closet clad in only a old dress shirt that didn't fit him very well or cover his lower body at all. "Can't we all just get along?" His plea went unanswered as he was completely ignored and the argument continued as if he wasn't even there.

"That might have been true a few days ago," Kim countered as her fists angrily clenched and unclenched at her side in anticipation of the battle to come, "but a lady has the right to change her mind and I have! Ron and I have been through a lot in the past thirteen years and we've finally decided to make it a permanent partnership two days ago! Ron told you last night that we've taken our friendship to the next level and we were about to do just that when you barged in!"

"I don't see Ron Ron in bed with you," Bonnie viscously growled and pointed to the unmade bed, "so I highly doubt that you and he were about to do anything!"

"But what KP said is true," Ron tried to butt in on the row. "We were just about ready to have a bit of fun in bed." Again, Bonnie ignored the tow-headed boy as she continued to focus on and quarrel with the naked redhead.

"As if you'd even know how to get it on with anyone, let alone with a guy!" Bonnie viscously snarked.

"Oh!" Kim incredulously yelped in surprise. "And I suppose you know all about how to get it on with a guy... just like you did with half the football team at the end of the season party, according to all of the locker room gossip!"

"I haven't been with any guy!" Bonnie defensively yelled as tears started to well in her eyes from the accusation. "Those were all viscous rumors started by a few petty-minded, jealous girls who were so low on the Food Chain that rumors and innuendo were the only way to boost their self-esteem!"

"I never believed any of the gossip, Bon Bon," Ron tried to interject, again being completely ignored by the two belligerent girls.

"I know those rumors weren't true, B," Kim said, settling down a bit when she saw tears start to streak down the cheeks of the brunette. "But you never denied them. Why?" She draped a caring arm around the now crying brunette's shoulders and directed them both to sit on the bed.

"You know how the gossip mill operates," Bonnie sobbed as she anxiously wrung her hands in her lap. "If you deny something, it only adds false validity to the gossip and spreads it further."

"But not denying it only lends more truth to the accusation," Ron softly said as he stepped up to the two naked girls sitting on his bed.

"Ron," Kim growled as she finally looked up and saw him standing there. She let out a heavy sigh and quietly said, "Give us a few minutes alone here please and thank you. We need to hash out a few things. Why don't you go downstairs and check on Rufus."

Ron's confused stare danced between the two previously angry girls who were now acting like they were close friends. Bonnie was silently crying, leaning into Kim's one armed embrace and the redhead was comforting Bonnie like a true friend would.

"Sure, KP," Ron shrugged and headed for the kitchen.

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Twenty Minutes Later

The two girls walked into the kitchen where Ron was sitting at the table with Rufus passed out on the table top in a post-meal stupor. They were dressed, but neither were wearing any shoes or socks and Bonnie had obviously cleaned up her mascara streaked face. Both girls were smiling and joking like they had always been lifelong friends.

"Ahhh, what's up KP, Bon Bon," Ron warily asked in total confusion. A little more than twenty minutes ago Bonnie and Kim had been at each other's throats. Now they were acting like they were fast friend, almost as close as twin sisters.

"We've come to an agreement, Ron Ron," Bonnie practically beamed with excitement.

"Bonnie and I put our differences behind us and came to an understanding. We're going to share everything, like all good high school girl friends normally do," Kim said with an equally brilliant smile.

"Oooo-kay, that sounds like a good thing," Ron hesitantly ceded. "Sooo, what does that mean?"

"It means," Kim said with a warm smile directed to the brunette beauty, "that the rivalry is over. There'll be no more name calling or bickering. We're going to share all of our plans and ideas to make the cheer routines and school dances and everything better. Bonnie and I are joining forces to make Middleton High the best school in the country. "

"As if it ain't already," Ron beamed, happy to see the two girls all buddy-buddy like. He knew Bonnie had changed and that Kim had accepted that Bonnie had changed, but he also knew that there had still been a little tension between the two cheerleaders. It seemed that the tension had now completely vanished which pleased him to no end.

"It also means we're going to share you until we graduate, Ron Ron," Bonnie happily chirped as she sat down to his left and snuggled up close, "with all of the fringe benefits that comes from a very close friendship." Her well-tanned free hand snaked down and rubbed his exposed crotch to make her point. "I know you and K will eventually get married sometime during or after college but we're all going to have a lot of fun until then."

"Bonnie gets you during the three evenings that I work at Club Banana..." Kim said as she mirrored the brunette, sitting down on the other side of him from her and nestling into his right side. Her hand joined Bonnie's in his lap. "...and I get you all to myself on three other days."

"Ah, okay," Ron tentatively agreed, his body starting to go into hormone overload from two beautiful girls paying close attention to his rising manhood. It took a moment to sink in but then it suddenly hit him. "Hey wait a second, that's only six days. What happens on the seventh day? Do I get to rest or something?"

"Actually, Ron Ron," Bonnie smirked as her hand left the blond boy's manhood to reached across and massaged one of Kim's breasts through the lime green, cropped top tank top she was wearing, "on Saturday night which is usually a date night, you'll have both of us to play with."

"But since we're both here right now," Kim moaned in the pleasure she was getting from both Bonnie's ministrations and from her rubbing Ron's manhood, "you get to take both of our cherries tonight."

"We've found out that we're both on the pill so we can have all the fun we want with you without the normal consequences," Bonnie purred as her hand returned to wrap around Ron's now fully grown asset.

"And since your parents won't be home for a few days and you do such wonderful things here in the kitchen," Kim tittered as she leaned in to peck and nip at his earlobe, "Bonnie and I thought we'd serve up our cherries in here."

Just as thing were getting hot and heavy and clothing started to hit the floor...

Beep Beep BeBeep

Kim pulled her lime green, crop-top shirt back on, fished the Kimmunicator out of her Capri pants lying on the floor and growled, "What's the sitch, Wade?"

"What's got you tweaked, Kim?" the tech guru queried at the harsh tone of voice coming from the redhead who was the only person he could see on the screen. "Did I catch you at a bad time?"

"Ferociously bad," Kim rumbled as she watched Bonnie lower her head down to Ron's lap. "We were just settling in for a relaxing evening of... decadent tasty fun."

"What?" Wade questioned in a bit of confusion. "Did Ron make you dinner or something?"

"Yes," Bonnie hissed as she sat up out of camera range, licked her saliva smeared lips and smiled a very devious smile. "Ron Ron was going to feed us something hot and tasty and we were going to serve him Cherries Jubilee."

"Anyway," Kim groaned, disappointed that she wasn't partaking in all of the fun, "what's the sitch?"

"Motor Ed and his crew are causing a disturbance at the Auto Show in Atlanta," Wade answered as he focused on his keyboard, clacking away. "Along with the new model cars that come out next year, there's also a display of muscle cars from the late sixties and early seventies. It looks like they're trying to steal the older cars."

"Of course that muscle-headed malcontent would go for the muscle cars," Ron said as he donned his shirt and slid in behind Kim, into the camera's view.

"Malcontent?" Bonnie begged in surprise as she moved behind both Kim and Ron so she could be seen by Wade. She had also gotten dressed from the waist up so Wade wouldn't know what had been going on. "Since when have you started using words like malcontent, Ron Ron?"

"Hey," Ron yelped defensively, "Mr. B's called me that quite a few times so I finally had to look it up in the dictionary and add it to my vocab."

"Wait a minute," the tech guru yelped in surprise. "Is Bonnie there with you?"

"Of course she is," Ron said. "She's abandoned the dark side and is now our friend." Kim hadn't told her tech-master that Bonnie had joined the team.

"And much more," Bonnie quickly added with a sly smile and wink to the blond.

"Getting back to Motor Ed," Kim said shaking her head at Ron and Bonnie's playful yet annoying banter, "do you have a ride ready?"

"Since the cars will already be on the road by the time you get to Atlanta," Wade said as he looked up at the screen with a huge smile, "GJ will pick you up in five minutes. They're the only transportation I could line up that's fast enough to keep up with them on the fly at a low altitudes. It looks like they're stealing three cars so you'll have to catch up to them on the interstate and bring their small convoy to a halt... somehow."

"Then it's a good thing Team Possible has three members now," Kim said with a cheerleader bright smile as she looked over at Bonnie and winked.