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Hello everyone! :) Thank you to anyone who has viewed or reviewed (1 person, I thank that person alot) my first chapter. I love you no matter if you viewed and didn't review.

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Chapter 2

"Count Me In"

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The scene starts with an awakening blackout. Conan, Rachel, Richard, and the Emo Guy are all staring down at the person who was blacked out.

Conan: Hey, are you okay?

The person appears to be Raven, who is spaced out completely at the moment.

Raven: Ughh, wha- wher- ehhh... (gaining conscience, and sits up quickly) What the poo?! Who are you people?!

Conan: Um, I think she's okay now...

Rachel: I'll go get her some ice.

Richard: What is ice going to do? She didn't hurt anything.

Rachel: Oh, I thought maybe it woul--

Emo Guy: Heal her soul? (Slither)

Rachel: Um, yeah, sure.

Raven: What the hell is going on?! You guys kidnapped me didn't you?! HELP! HELP!

Conan: Shh! Settle down! We didn't kidnap you, you came out of the well!

Raven: Are you playing mind games kiddo? I'll jack you up! (Pulls out gun)

Richard: Put the gun down! (Pulls out badge) I'll have you arrested!

Raven: Oh yeah, well come and arrest me moron! I have a gun.

Richard: And I have a badge!

Raven: Sooo, how is that going to help you?

Richard: If you shoot me you're goin' down!

Raven: Um, won't you be going down?

Richard: Well, er, yeah. I think.

Raven: Wow.

Conan then uses his watch and shoots her with a sleeping dart. She collapses, and everyone wonders what just happened.

Richard: Get her inside! The crazy girl fainted.

They then carry her inside and lay her on the couch. She lies there, not liable to wake up any time soon. Richard goes to drink, and Rachel goes to make sure he'll be okay. Conan, on the other hand, stays behind to look after Raven. He worries if she leaves his sight, she'll run off and give him unanswered questions about the whole well ordeal.

Two hours later...

Raven awakens and sits up slowly. She looks around and scratches her head.

Raven: Okay, what's the deal? (rubbing her eyes)

Conan: (walking toward her) That's what I'm wondering. Who are you and what do you want?

Raven: I'm Raven. And um, to leave?

Conan: I'm Conan. Why are you here?

Raven: Idk, my bff Jill?

Conan: (sweat drop)

Raven: Seriously, I don't know.

Conan: Okay why were you in the well?

Raven: I was in the well across my street, homie. Not in that one. Someone took me here or something.

Conan: Okay, so you're saying someone took you out of a well and put you in the temple?

Raven: Err, wait. I think it's all coming back to me now.

They discuss what happened with Raven, as she explains all she remembers. The walk she took, jumping down the well, the big red button in the well, zombies, InuYasha, ect.

Raven: So where am I?

Conan: Well you see here, you're in a part of the anime world where you happen to be in Japan, but everyone speaks english if dubbed, and looks sort of american.

Raven: WHAT?! Oh dear.

Richard: (Drunken unstable voice) Well lets get her back to the boobie club there's plenty of shakes there.

Rachel: Father! (Cry) You make me so sad when you drink. You know what happens to drunk people? They get in car wrecks and die! (Sobbing, blabbering on about nothing)

Richard: Do you have any money, Miss...what did you say your name was?

Raven: No, I have no money. And I'm Raven, dammit.

The Aunt: Poor dear, you're so lost. You can stay with us for a while.

Rachel: So um, I've been wanting to bring this up. What was with the bright light?

Conan: This isn't possible. Some sort of teleportation.

Richard: Yeah teleportion! With pretty lights in flackababanicflehhh..

Raven: Okay I have some questions. Um, first, what the heck is with the random drunk guy? Second, why is there like some gothic creep slithering around, and why does he have a magic teleporting temple? Third, what's with the bipolar emo chick in the corner crying about car wrecks?

Conan: Don't mind them, just worry about you.

Richard: Come on you, we're goin' to get you to a flying school

Richard stands up and runs into the front door.

Rachel: ...

Richard: Well, if it's okay with the family...she can stay for the night.

The family nods their head.

Richard: Yay!

Everyone hits the hay, except for Raven. They told her time and time again she could stay in the guest bedroom, but she won't. She stayed out in the living room to watch TV. Nothing that is going on makes sense to her. She thought about it, and it kept her up all night. At around 3am, a door opened. She looked over to see who it was, and it was Rachel, standing there. She jumped.

Raven: Uh, hi there. What the poo are you doing awake?

Rachel: Oh I can't sleep. Someone is on my mind...

Raven: Let me guess, boyfriend?

Rachel: No, but someone a lot like it. His name is Jimmy. Jimmy Kudo.

Raven: What an ugly name.

Rachel: (Gasp, frown)

Raven: I mean, what a beautiful name to name a boy. Better than Conan, hah hah.

Rachel: Yeah...He's been gone for a while. I haven't seen him in a long time. I wonder if he's okay every day.

Raven: Aww, how sweet. He must not like you.

Rachel: (Gasp, frown)

Raven: I mean he must be in love with you, hah hah.

Rachel: I hope so. (Shows picture)

Raven: Oh yeah, you can only wish.

Rachel: (Gasp, frown)

Raven: I mean you can only wish that he comes back. (smile)

Rachel: Yeah...

Raven: Soooo, do you cut yourself?

Rachel: What?

Raven: Nothing.

Rachel: He's so good at soccer.

Raven: Soccer huh? Hmm... (Yawn) Welll, I'm going to sleep, so yeah. Night, chica.

Rachel: Oh yeah, I guess I'll go too. Goodnight.

That Next Morning...

Raven awakens, around 12pm. She gets up, and searches around the house. She realizes everyone is gone.

Raven: Hello?! Anyone here?

She walks outside, no one to be found. She looks in the temple, the outside area, in cars, every single room in the house.

Raven: (Scratching head) Well what happened to everyone? Did they all leave? Wait no, the cars are here. What the heck.

Suddenly, she hears a huge beating sound on the back door through the kitchen. Another, and another. Repeating itself. Raven slowly walks to the door, scared yet annoyed. It was loud, almost as if someone was taking a sledge hammer to a brick wall. She grabs a blunt object and she reaches for the handle.

BOOM!

The door swings open, as she dodges a bat coming straight at her. The boy was on roller skates.

Raven: Oh my pringles, you're that little boy on Paranoia Agent!

She hits him in the head with the blunt objects several times. The blunt object happens to be a frying pan.

Raven: (Smacking the boy in the head) Die die die!

Conan: (Running in) Raven, what is going on?!

Raven: (Screams and throws pan at Conan) Ahh! Zombi-- Oh it's just you. Where the heck have you been?!

Conan: (Hit with pan in face and falls over) Owch...

Raven: Holy crap! Lil' Slugger is in the house with a freakin' baseball bat! What the frick!

Conan: That's what I was thinking. We all just went to McDonalds. (Shows Big Mac box)

Raven: McDonalds! (Ignores the knocked out Lil' Slugger on the floor and skitters to the food) But, the cars were all here.

Conan: We took the SUV, the one hidden in the garage all the time.

Raven: Oh. Okay.

Conan: Pretty good ability you have to beat the crap out of someone.

Raven: Why yes I know. Think Raven think, this could get you money to go back home. (Pondering) I'm a bodyguard! Hah...

Conan: Really?

Raven: Yeah, why do you think I carry a gun around?

Conan: (Shrug) Hm.

Raven: Need anyone hired? I can do the job. Plus, I need money to get back home!

Conan: Well it's not up to me. I'm just a kid. Ask Richard.

Raven: Okay. Isn't he like, hung over?

Conan: Eh...

Richard: (Walking into the kitchen) Hung over? Nah, not a great detective like me.

Raven: Great detective? Seriously? This guy? Wow, now I'm positive I could be a rocket scientist.

Richard: So you want to be our bodyguard, aye? I could use one around the place. How much do you charge?

Raven: Uhh, ten bucks a day.

Richard: What?! No way! That's seventy bucks a week!

Raven: So? Okay how about five.

Richard: Three.

Raven: Four if I hit Conan in the shin daily.

Richard: Deal.

Conan: Hey!

Raven: So I can stay with you guys?

Richard: Hm. Until you get enough money to leave? Alright, fine. As long as you protect us. And that means all of us.

Raven: Got it, count me in!

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