Chapter Forty One: All Out Brawl
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(A/N: I just wanted to mention before hand, that for the six person tag match, I'm replacing Mickie with Maria.)
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Raw was live from Omaha Nebraska, Raw had just come back from a commercial, JR and King showed a replay of what had happened at the start of the show involving the four men that were set to fight in tonight's main event. But once the recap ended London and Kendrick's theme music hit, and the entire Chaos Inc faction came out from the back. London, Kendrick, Maria, and Machetti came out and stood on the entrance ramp for a second. Then with a nod, all four of them raced down the entrance ramp and slid into the ring while Lillian Garcia started her introduction.
"The following is a six person mixed tag team match, introducing first, accompanied by Machetti, the team of Maria, Paul London, and Brian Kendrick!" Once in the ring, London, Kendrick, Maria, and Machetti each when to a corner and climbed up onto the middle rope. Machetti turned to Maria and gave her a nod, then at the same time all four of them back-flipped out of the corner and landed in the middle of the ring to a loud pop from the fans.
They all jumped around the ring and posed for the fans as King promoted Castrol GTX, then the music of the World Tag Team Champions hit, and Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, and Melina came out onto the entrance ramp. "And making their way to the ring… the team of Melina, and the World Tag Team Champions, Lance Cade, and Trevor Murdoch!" The Redneck Wrecking Crew and their female partner got in the ring and posed with the Tag Team Titles, while Machetti whispered a last bit of advice to London then got out of the ring.
Both tams made their way to their respective corners as the bell rang. Lance Cade and Paul London were going to be starting out. Cade and London circled around each other, then Cade charged at London looking for a lock up, but Paul slipped behind him for a Waist Lock, then turned it into a Side Headlock. Cade tried pushing Paul into the corner, but when he reached the turnbuckle London used his feet to climb up it, then pushed off of the top rope and came back down, flipping Cade onto his back with a Flip Headlock Take Over.
Now on the ground, London kept the Headlock locked in, but the larger Lance Cade pushed himself up off of the mat and up to his feet. Cade stepped back then pushed London off of him and across the ring into the ropes. London bounced off of the rope and ran right into a Shoulder Block from Lance Cade, causing Paul to hit the mat hard. London moved into the corner and tried to pull himself up, but Cade came over and hit a hard Club to the Back, knocking London back down to his knees.
Cade pulled London back up to his feet then whipped him across the ring toward the other turnbuckle, then charged at him. But Paul hoisted himself up onto the top rope, causing Cade to run underneath him, and allowing London to land safely behind him. Cade turned around and charged at Paul for a Clothesline, but London ran under it then jumped up onto the top rope and caught Cade as he came off with a Top Rope Crossbody. London went for the pin, ONE… TWO… but Cade kicked out.
London got off of Lance and both men got up to their feet. Cade charged at London, but Paul caught him and flipped him in the air for an Arm Drag, then turned it into an Arm Lock. Lance fought up off of the mat, but London kept his hold on Cade's arm, then connected with a kick to the chest, doubling Cade over, then he reached back and tagged in Brian, before pulling Cade close to the ropes.
Kendrick slingshot himself over the top rope and caught Cade with a Slingshot Sunset Flip on the way down, and then turned it into a pin attempt, ONE… TWO… but Cade managed to rolled to the side and get out of it. Cade got back up to his feet and turned around to face Brian, who promptly caught him with an Arm Drag Take Over, then locked in an Arm Lock.
Kendrick pulled Cade up to his feet, and used his hold on the arm to drag Lance into the corner. Brian tagged in Paul, who climbed up onto the top rope, clapped a few times to work up the crowd, then jumped off and connected with an Axe Handle to Cade's shoulder. Cade staggered backwards as Kendrick got out of the ring, allowing London to grab onto Lance's arm and wrench it around, then drag him back into the corner and tag in Kendrick.
Brian climbed up onto the top rope, clapped a few times for the fans, then came off with another Axe Handle to Cade's shoulder. Kendrick grabbed Cade's arm and wrenched it around like Paul had, then pulled Lance back into the corner where Maria tagged herself in. Maria climbed up onto the top rope and was about to go for an Axe Handle of her own, but Cade hit Kendrick with a hard shot to the wrist, breaking the hold, then backed across the ring into his own corner. Maria jumped down off of the top rope and shrugged her shoulders looking a little confused, while Cade reached out and tagged in Melina.
Melina got in the ring and faced of with Maria, then hit her with a surprise Forearm to the Face, Melina followed up with another, knocking Maria down to her knees. Melina quickly grabbed Maria then pulled her up and backed her into the ropes, then whipped her across the ring. Maria came off of the ropes, but suddenly caught Melina with a Spinning Face Plant, driving Melina's face down to the mat.
Both divas struggled back up to their feet, then Melina charged at Maria looking for another Forearm, but Maria ran under it and behind Melina. Melina turned around, only to be taken down with a Dropkick from Maria. Maria went to follow up, but Melina quickly crawled over to the corner and tagged in Murdoch. Maria ran back across the ring and tagged in Kendrick, who came in just in time to get leveled by a hard punch from Murdoch.
Brian shot back up to his feet, and ducked a second shot from Murdoch, then connected with a Forearm upside the head. Kendrick quickly grabbed Murdoch's face and followed up with another Forearm, causing Trevor to stagger back into the ropes for support. Brian came after him with a hard chop to the back, but Murdoch suddenly connected with a hard Knee to the Stomach, doubling Kendrick over. Murdoch grabbed onto Brian's head, then dropped down to his knees and hit Kendrick with a Jawbreaker, sending him staggering backwards.
Murdoch backed into the corner and tagged in Cade, who came right in and nailed Brian with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Cade rolled Kendrick onto his back and went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… but Kendrick got his shoulder up. Lance got off of Brian and back up to his feet, then dropped down and hit an Elbow Drop to the Sternum, then quickly followed up with a second. Cade grabbed Kendrick's arm, then literally, dragged him back to the corner and tagged in Murdoch.
Murdoch came in and walked over to Cade, who lifted Murdoch up, then slammed him down on top of Kendrick for a Leg Drop. Cade got out of the ring while Murdoch went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… but Kendrick managed to kick out. At ringside Machetti clapped for Brian and told him to "hang in there!" Murdoch ignored Machetti and pulled Kendrick up to his feet, then connected with a hard shot to Brian's back.
Kendrick suddenly hit a shot to the face, but Murdoch came back and locked in a Side Headlock, then pulled Brian into the corner and tagged in Cade. Trevor held Kendrick still, while Lance came in, allowing Cade to his a hard shot to Brian's back, sending Kendrick down to his knees. Kendrick hit a desperate punch to the stomach, but Cade stepped back, then rushed at him and took him down with a Running Knee Lift to the face.
Cade pulled Brian up and whipped him into the ropes, then ducked down for a Back Body Drop. But Kendrick held onto the ropes, then rushed forwards and nailed Lance with a hard kick to the face. Cade shot back up and staggered backwards, but Kendrick jumped up and hit him with a Jumping Calf Kick, to the back of the head, knocking Cade down to his knees as he went crashing back down to the mat. Machetti screamed "Make the tag" at Brian, as he struggled off of the mat and stood up in the corner.
Cade tagged in Murdoch, who rushed across the ring at Kendrick, looking to stay in control. But Brian moved out of the way, causing Trevor to run into the turnbuckle. Kendrick quickly ran across the ring and made a desperate tag to London. Machetti and a bunch of the fans let out a cheer as Paul got in the ring, then ran passed Murdoch into the ropes, only to come back and take him down with a Running Forearm. Trevor got back up and rushed at Paul, but London knocked him back down with a Spinning Back Elbow.
Murdoch struggled back up, but was taken down yet again with a hard Dropkick. Paul went over to Trevor and backed him up into the ropes, then went to whip him across the ring, but Murdoch reversed sending London into the ropes instead. Paul bounced off of the ropes, and jumped right over Trevor, then ran into the rope and came back and took Murdoch down with a Spinning Heel Kick, right to the face. London crawled back over to Murdoch and went for the pin, ONE… TWO… TH… but Cade came in and broke up the pin with a hard shot to the back.
Melina came in the ring illegally to try and help out her team, but Maria got in and took her down with a Lou Threz Press, then went off on her with a hard series of punches to the face. Maria got up off of Melina, and smiled for the fans, then turned around and grabbed Melina, who had gotten back up, backed her across the ring, then tossed her through the ropes and down to the floor.
Maria stood and smirked at Melina, but Murdoch suddenly shoved her out of the way, then rushed at London, looking to his a double team with Cade. But London dove out of the way causing Cade to take down his own partner with a hard Clothesline. Kendrick suddenly ran in then Clothesline both himself and Cade over the top rope and down to the floor. Back in the ring, London got back up, then ran at Murdoch and hit the Standing Shooting Star Press, then stayed on him for a pin, ONE… TWO… THREE! HE GOT IT!
London and Kendrick's theme music hit, as Paul came over to Maria and helped her back up to her feet, then raised both of their arms in victory. Brian and Machetti joined them back in the ring, and stood around the referee who raised all of their hands up in the air. London and Kendrick celebrated in the ring, while Machetti went over to Maria and checked on her, she still seemed shaken up after being shoved by Murdoch. London, Kendrick, and Maria, got out of the ring, while Machetti ran at Murdoch and hit him with a Standing Shooting Star Press of his own.
Machetti smirked and rolled out of the ring, just as Cade was coming back in. Chaos Inc made their way up the ramp, but suddenly London and Kendrick's theme music cut and Snitsky's music hit. The deranged psychopath Gene Snitsky came out from the back and went right for Machetti, who rushed through his friends to meet his Cyber Sunday opponent up at the top of the ramp.
Snitsky swung at Machetti for a hard punch, but Machetti ducked under it then nailed Snitsky with a hard punch to the gut, then followed up with a second, causing Snitsky to double over. Machetti grabbed Snitsky with a Side Headlock then went for an Impaler on the ramp, but Snitsky suddenly grabbed into Machetti, then lifted him up into the air, and slammed him down back-first onto the steel stage with a Suplex. Snitsky reached down and pulled Machetti back up off of the stage, then rammed him backwards into the set. Snitsky reached out and grabbed Machetti around the throat then tossed him across the stage with a Choke Toss, causing Machetti to end up rolling halfway back down the ramp.
London and Kendrick rushed up the ramp at Snitsky, while Maria checked on Machetti, but Snitsky came rushing forward and knocked both men down to the ground. Maria glanced up from Machetti and stared up at Snitsky in horror, he had just taken out all three male members of Chaos Inc. Snitsky smirked, then turned around and headed to the back. The cameras then cut and showed the latest results of the Diva Search.
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Raw was back and Coach had just gotten Regal to book a match pitting Hornswoggle up against Umaga. But then the cameras cut to the interview area where Snitsky was standing with Todd Grisham. "Machetti!" shouted Snitsky, "you don't know who you're messing with! That's just a small taste of the pain I'll inflict on you come Cyber Sunday!"
But suddenly Machetti came out of nowhere and rushed at Snitsky and shoved him back into the set. Todd Grisham ran for cover as Machetti went off on Snitsky with a hard barrage of punches to the face. Snitsky brought his arms up in an attempt to block his face, but Machetti simply started punching him in the stomach. Snitsky suddenly shot his arms out and launched Machetti backwards with a vicious push. But Machetti got right back up, grabbed a metal rod off of ground, then rushed at Snitsky and hit him hard in the stomach.
Snitsky doubled over and Machetti followed up by smashed the rod up side Snitsky's head, knocking him down to his knees in a daze. Machetti took a few steps back then rushed forward and slammed the rod into the back of Snitsky's head, knocking Snitsky face-first down to the floor. Machetti dropped the metal rod on top of Snitsky then glared down at him, before shouting, "Thank you sir, may I have another!" Machetti kicked Snitsky in the ribs, before walking off, and with that Raw went to a commercial break.
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Raw came back from a commercial break, and JR and King showed a recap of the brawl that had taken place between Triple H and Umaga, then went backstage and showed Umaga flipping out. The camera then went to the Chaos Inc locker room and showed London, Kendrick, Maria, and Machetti all celebrating together. Then there was a knock at the door and Santino Marella barged into the room.
"What the hell do you want?" demanded Machetti.
"Dis, doesn't concern you!" snapped Santino before turning to Maria, "Maria, I've got a match against Ron Simmons tonight-a, would you mind accompanying me to the ring?"
Maria looked like she was going to answer, but Machetti cut her off, "Yeah Maria," said Machetti as he turned to face her, "Do you want to accompany Santino to the ring?"
Maria stared at Machetti, then at Marella, then at London and Kendrick who were quietly watching the scene in front of them. Finally Maria said, "Sorry Santino, I just had a match earlier, I don't think I'll be able to do it."
A smile appeared on Machetti's face as Santino started yelling in outrage, "Are you crazy? How could you not want to…" Machetti interrupted him by walking right up to Santino and stood almost nose-to-nose with him.
"The lady said no," growled Machetti, "Now get the hell out of here."
"You can't talk-a to me like-a dat!" snapped Santino.
In response, Machetti shoved Santino backwards, launching him into the door, causing it to open, and Santino to spill out onto the floor outside of the locker room. Machetti walked forward and crouched down next to Santino, "Oh, and do yourself a favor, stop messing with Stone Cold. I have been fortune enough to have faced him once before, and he really does live up to the hype. If you keep running your mouth, you're gonna end up getting your ass kicked."
Santino struggled up off of the ground and pretended that he was about to attack Machetti, when suddenly Machetti ducked down, and Santino nearly had his head taken off by a Big Boot from Snitsky. Santino hit the ground out cold, while Machetti jumped on Snitsky's back and locked in a Sleeper. But Snitsky ran backwards, and drove Machetti back-first into the hard wall behind him. Snitsky reached behind him and grabbed Machetti, then threw him across the hallway and into the opposite wall.
Machetti slumped down to the point where he was sitting against the bottom of the wall, then Snitsky ran at him looking to kick him in the face. But Machetti suddenly dropped down to the side, causing Snitsky to kick the wall, and stumbled back holding his foot. Machetti pushed himself up off of the ground, then ran at Snitsky and hit him with a Dropkick to the knee, sending the psycho crashing down to the floor.
London and Kendrick had come out of the locker room to see what the commotion was, but Machetti turned around and yelled to them, "Stay out of my way!" Machetti turned back to Snitsky and started viciously stomping on him, but Snitsky reached up and shoved Machetti off and away from him, then got back up to his feet and turned to leave.
But Machetti got back up and rushed at Snitsky hit him with a Dropkick to the back, sending Snitsky staggering forward. Machetti got back up and rushed at Snitsky, but suddenly Snitsky turned around and caught Machetti as he was jumping up onto him. Snitsky then turned around, and ran down the hallway, while carrying Machetti, before finally ramming Machetti back-first into the snack vending machine at the end of it.
Snitsky let go of Machetti and let him slid down against the vending machine. Snitsky smirked down at Machetti then turned around and walked halfway back down the hall, then he promptly turned around and rushed at Machetti, who was still leaning against the vending machine. But when Snitsky got close, Machetti suddenly rolled out of the way, then used his legs to catch Snitsky with a Drop Toe Hold. Snitsky's head went right into the glass with a loud thud. Machetti got back up to his feet and glanced at Snitsky who was leaning against the vending machine with his head still up against it.
Machetti took a few steps away from Snitsky, then ran forward and dropkicked him in the back, launching Snitsky into the vending machine, and causing the glass to smash to pieces when Snitsky's head went through it. Machetti got back up and walked up beside Snitsky whose head was still smashed up against a pack of Skittles and a Snickers bar. "So, what did we learn today?" Machetti asked Snitsky in a mocking tone. "Oh Berries and Cream Starbursts!" Machetti reached into the broken machine and grabbed a pack of Starbursts.
Machetti turned away from Snitsky and opened his Starburst and was about to head down the hallway when the little lad from the Starburst commercial ran out in front of him. The lad started dancing and singing in front of Machetti, "Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES… AND CREAM!" Then he promptly ran off.
Machetti stared after the lad in surprise as Ron Simmons walked up beside him. Machetti turned to face Ron who shook his head, then let out a loud, "DAMN!"
"Want one?" asked Machetti as he held out the candy to Ron as Raw cut to Todd Grisham and the Diva Search Segment. The bottom line was, that Machetti had come out on top tonight, but would that be the case come Cyber Sunday? In an Extreme Rules, Parking Lot Brawl, or Tables match?
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Raw was still on Triple H had just cut his promo on Umaga and Candice was shown walking towards the ring for her Women's Championship match. "Hey Candice," called out Machetti who was leaning against the wall in the hallway, still eating his Starbursts.
"Oh, hey Machetti!" Candice greeted him.
"I just wanted to wish you luck in your match against Beth," said Machetti, "it'd be nice to see you wearing that title again."
"Thanks," replied Candice, "I think so too."
"Want a Starburst?" offered Machetti as he held up his candy to (dare I say it…) Candy.
"Um… no thanks Machetti," said Candice with a small smirk, "I've got a match, and I need to watch my figure. I can't be eating candy."
"Hold on… are you calling me fat?" asked Machetti.
"Maybe," laughed Candice, "I'll see you later." Candice then walked off towards the ring, leaving Machetti staring angrily at his Starbursts as Raw went to another commercial.
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The Women's Championship match had just ended. Candice had climbed up onto the top rope, but had slipped and taken a nasty bump when she hit the mat. Beth was able to capitalize and get the pin, then quickly left the ring. Candice had apparently been knocked out from her bump and was being checked on by EMTs, and referees. Machetti ran out from the back and knelt down next to Candice. Eventually Candice was eased onto a stretcher and was carried to the back, Machetti walked slowly beside the stretcher as Raw cut and showed Randy Orton heading towards the ring for the Main Event.
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Well that's the chapter, I had a few things I wanted to say before Cyber Sunday.
First, that bump Candice took looked legit, so here's hoping that she recovers quickly.
Next, the current poll results for the Machetti/Snitsky match are as follows…
Extreme Rules: Forty Percent (2 Votes)
Tables Match: Zero Percent (No Votes)
Parking Lot Brawl: Sixty Percent (3 Votes)
The voting will be opened until Cyber Sunday on Sunday. You can vote as many times as you want. If you've already submitted a review and a vote to this chapter, go to my profile and click Send Message you can send me another vote that way.
Finally, brownie points to anyone who knows the name of the WWE Doctor. I remembered that he had come out to check on Candice, but I couldn't remember his name, so if anyone could help there it would be appreciated.
'Till Next Time…
Peace!