Chapter Forty Two: Cyber Sunday
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(A/N: I'd like to start off by thanking everyone that voted on the stipulation for the Machetti versus Snitsky match, the results will be announced in the chapter. Also I would like to award brownie points to notfromearth7 and Hairpull xox Snapmare for answering my questioned involving Dr. Rios. So, without further ado… here's Cyber Sunday!)
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Cyber Sunday was live from Washington D.C., Kane had just beaten MVP by count out, when Todd Grisham was shown ready to announce the stipulation for the Machetti/Snitsky match up. "Ladies and gentlemen, we all know that Machetti and Snitsky are scheduled to face off in a match tonight, but it is up to the fans to choose the stipulation of the match. Did you choose an Extreme Rules Match... a Tables Match... or a Parking Lot Brawl? Well, all of the votes have been tallied, and I can now inform you that the match will take place in as a PARKING LOT BRAWL!"
The screen behind Todd changed to show the way the voting had turned out…
Tables Match 0 percent
Extreme Rules 44 percent (4 votes)
Parking Lot Brawl 55 percent (5 votes)
The camera cut to the Chaos Inc locker room, where Machetti was sitting with London and Kendrick (Maria was still off doing the Costume Contest). Machetti was the only one dressed to compete, he was wearing his usual black wrestling shorts, and had on his black Machettit-shirt. Both London and Kendrick were sporting their shirt and were wearing jeans. "Well, it looks like I've got a big night in front of me," commented Machetti, "let's go scope out the parking lot."
London, Kendrick, and Machetti got up to their feet, "Oh and guys," said Machetti as they headed to the door, "no matter what happens out there, don't get involved. I'm gonna beat him, for I'll die trying!" With that the three of them left the locker room and headed for the parking lot.
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The Diva Costume Contest had ended, with Mickie James announced as the winner. Now the cameras cut to the parking lot. Five vehicles were parked in a large open semi-circle. The cars included, starting from the far left, a white 2006 Toyota Corolla, a red 2007 Ford Focus, a black 2006 Subaru Tribeca, a blue 2007 Dodge Ram pick-up, and a silver 2007 Chrysler 300 on the far right. Along the other side was a long black Stretch Limo (probably Vince's).
Machetti was shown sitting on the Subaru, while London and Kendrick were leaning against the sides of the same car. The door suddenly slammed open and Maria came sprinting out into the Parking Lot, still dressed in her Cat costume.
"What are you doing here?" asked Machetti as Maria ran up to the Subaru and started panting.
"I... wanted... to... watch," panted Maria.
"Oh, alright," replied Machetti, "we should be starting soon anyway, it took us a while to get all of the cars."
"Hey Machetti, speaking of that, I was wondering..." said Brian.
"What?" asked Machetti.
"Why did we have to use OUR rent-a-car for this match?"
"Because we needed another car… and I have a few special things in the trunk," Machetti answered.
Suddenly the doors to the parking lot banged opened and a referee as well as couple dozen superstars from Raw, Smackdown, and ECW came out into the parking lot. Since Parking Lot Brawls were such a rare occurrence in the WWE, and that it was a joint-brand pay-per-view, a lot of the superstars wanted to watch the match up close.
From Raw, there was Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Val Venis, Cody Rhodes, Hardcore Holly, Carlito, Super Crazy, Jim Duggan, Shelton Benjamin, and Charlie Haas. From ECW there was Elijah Burke, Mike Knox, Kevin Thorn, Nunzio, Stevie Richards, and ECW Originals Balls Mahoney and Tommy Dreamer. Finally from Smackdown there was Kenny Dykstra, Jesse, Festus, Chuck Palumbo, Jimmy Wang Yang, Shannon Moore, Jamie Noble, Deuce, Domino, Cherry, and the superstar who had just come out… a very angry looking Kane.
The superstars parted for Kane, no one wanted to get in the way of an angry monster, who was obviously still angry about MVP retaining the title earlier. Kane gave Machetti a slight nod, then hoisted himself up and onto the edge of the bed from the pick up truck next to the Subaru. London and Kendrick looked at each other and shrugged then got up, and along with Maria went over to where the other superstars were. Machetti hopped off of the hood of the black Subaru he was sitting on and walked into the middle of the circle of cars. This 'match' was about to start. Now all they were waiting for was for Snitsky to arrive.
As if on cue, the door slammed open a second time and Snitsky came walking out looking pissed and wearing his usual wrestling gear. Snitsky locked eyes with Machetti as he made his way over to the cars. But before Snitsky could even get passed the cars Machetti rushed at him and hit Snitsky with a Clothesline. But Snitsky stayed on his feet, then shoved Machetti backwards. Machetti hit the concrete floor hard, but got right back up and charged at Snitsky again.
But as Machetti reached him, Snitsky reached out and grabbed Machetti by the throat with both hands, then tossed him to the side and onto the hood of the Subaru. Machetti landed with a thud and dented the hood, then rolled off of it and fell down to the floor. Some of the heel superstars started cheering, Burke was the most vocal by saying, "Get 'im Snitsky!"
Snitsky smirked evilly, then walked around the front of the car to where Machetti was. But suddenly, Machetti jumped up onto the hood of the car, then lunged off of it and hit Snitsky with a Flying Clothesline, sending him staggering backwards. Machetti quickly grabbed Snitsky, then dragged him back over to the Subaru and slammed his head down onto the hood. Machetti pulled Snitsky's head up off of the hood, then slammed it back down into the metal once more for good measure.
Snitsky dropped down to his knees and leaned against the car, while Machetti turned around and climbed up onto the hood of the Dodge pick up that Kane was sitting on. Machetti jumped up off of the pick-up's hood, then came crashing down on the back of Snitsky's head for a Leg Drop. Now the face superstars were cheering, London and Kendrick were loudest with their "Mess him up!" and "Don't dent the car too bad!" comments. Machetti rolled off of the hood then pulled Snitsky down onto the concrete for a quick pin, ONE… TW… Snitsky powered out of it.
Machetti got back up, then ran and jumped up onto the hood of the Tribeca, ran up windshield and onto the roof, then did a back-flip off of the car and caught Snitsky just as he was getting up with a Car Top Moonsault. Jimmy Wang Yang let out a loud "Yee Ha!" (That was his finisher for the most part anyway.) Machetti stayed on top of Snitsky and went of another cover, ONE… TWO… TH…but Snitsky pushed Machetti up and off of him.
Machetti pushed himself up to his feet, then climbed up onto the red Ford Focus, then scurried up onto the roof. Once Snitsky was standing, Machetti lunged off, Crossbo - Snitsky caught him! Snitsky held Machetti sideways in front of him, then shifted him so he was upside down. Snitsky closer to the Focus then slammed Machetti back-first down onto the hood with a loud thud, and a loud applause from the heel half of the audience. Snitsky followed up by going for the pin right there on the hood, ONE… TWO… T… Machetti got his shoulder up.
Snitsky backed away from Machetti and watched him slide down off of the hood and collapse down onto the concrete floor. The red hood had been dented where Snitsky had slammed Machetti. Snitsky reached out and pulled up the hood of the Focus, then grabbed Machetti by the back of his t-shirt and drove him face-first down into the metal engine. Snitsky reached up and grabbed the hood with both hands then slammed it down on Machetti's back. The camera cut to show the grimace on Maria's face, then quickly went back to Snitsky.
Snitsky was now holding down the hood and was pressing it down into Machetti's back, sandwiching Machetti against the metal engine and the metal hook. But suddenly Machetti lashed out his leg and kicked Snitsky in the knee. This disabled Snitsky long enough for Machetti to pull his head out from under the hood, then to connect with a hard elbow to the stomach.
Snitsky staggered backwards and Machetti quickly followed up with a vicious Closed-Fist Punch to the face. Machetti continued his assault by hitting another punch and then another. But suddenly Snitsky came back with a hard knee to the stomach, causing Machetti to double over and stagger backwards. Snitsky grabbed Machetti and whipped him into the front left side of the Tribeca, causing Machetti's shoulder to come in hard contact with the tire and the metal above it.
Snitsky walked over to Machetti and pulled him up by the back of his shirt. Snitsky suddenly stuck Machetti's head in between his legs, then hoisted him up onto his shoulders in Powerbomb Position. Snitsky took a few steps back so he was standing in front of the Subaru, POWERBOMB ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR! The windshield cracked with the force that Machetti's shoulders hit it, and the superstars watching all let out a collective "Oh", some of the might not like Machetti, but they could feel for a guy who just got Powerbombed onto a car!
Snitsky followed up by walking alongside the car, then pinned Machetti's shoulders down onto the cracked windshield, ONE… TWO… THRE… Machetti kicked out! A large portion of the superstars let out a cheer and applauded, they were surprised to see Machetti kick out of that. Snitsky on the other hand, looked upset, and as a result climbed up onto the hood with Machetti, then pulled him up to his feet, then hoisted him up onto his shoulders again, HE WAS GOING FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
But suddenly Machetti started fighting back and went off on Snitsky with a barrage of hard punches to the face, Machetti slipped to the side and drove Snitsky's head down THROUGH the windshield of the car with a DDT. The surrounding superstars had a lot of varied reactions, some cheered, some booed, some winced in the thought of the pain. But the most notable was Kane's reaction. The Big Red Monster smiled and started clapping, many of the superstars, including Machetti, who pushed himself up off of the car, stared at Kane in surprise.
Snitsky was half hanging inside the car, and half laying on the hood. Machetti grabbed Snitsky's foot and pulled him out of the car and down to the concrete. When the cameras got a good look at Snitsky's face it became apparent what Kane had been applauding, the DDT through the glass had busted him wide opened! Maybe that was what Kane was laughing at. Blood was starting to trickle out of the gash on Snitsky's head as Machetti went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Snitsky kicked out.
Machetti rolled off of Snitsky and sat up for a second wondering what to do next, then got up to his feet and climbed up onto the Dodge pick-up Kane was sitting on and got onto the roof. Kane glanced up at Machetti, who gave the Big Red Machine a smirk. Meanwhile on the ground, Snitsky held his hand to his forehead and realized that he was bleeding. Machetti had just made him bleed his own blood! No one made him bleed his own blood! Snitsky got up to his feet and then in one motion, caught Machetti as he came flying off of the pick-up, SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE CONCRETE!
A loud "Yeah Snitsky!" came from Jamie Noble as he and a bunch of the other heels applauded. Snitsky put his foot on top of Machetti and went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Machetti rolled his shoulder off of the floor. Snitsky glared down at Machetti then got up and dragged him up to his feet. Snitsky picked Machetti up and held him sideways in front of him, then ran and rammed Machetti back-first into the front of the Dodge Ram. Snitsky then spun around and slammed Machetti back down to the hard concrete. Again, Snitsky went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… NO! Machetti managed to kick out.
Snitsky was starting to get pissed off… well more pissed off then he was a few seconds ago… and he showed it by tearing Machetti's shirt completely off of him. Snitsky went off on Machetti by driving his foot into Machetti's back over and over again for a bunch of vicious stomps. Snitsky grabbed Machetti by the hair, and pulled him up off of the ground, then positioned him and hoisted him up onto his shoulder for a Pump Handle Slam.
Snitsky turned around so he was facing the Dodge pick-up, then took a few steps back, just so he could inflict some more pain when he slammed Machetti. Snitsky ran forward looking to finish Machetti off, but at the last second Machetti slipped off of Snitsky's shoulder and gave his back a hard shove, sending Snitsky face-first into the front of the car. The impact of Snitsky's head hitting the car was so much that it actually rocked the car, which showed by the look of surprise on Kane's face.
Machetti left Snitsky leaning against the hood of the pick-up, then walked between the Dodge and the Subaru and then opened the trunk of the black Tribeca. The ECW Originals let out a loud cheer as Machetti pulled out his signature iron pipe. Machetti backed up, then sprinted in between the two cars and connected with a hard pipe shot right to Snitsky's already bloody face. Snitsky fell backwards and hit the ground with a thud, but that didn't stop Machetti from smashing his pipe down onto Snitsky's stomach over and over again. Snitsky rolled onto his back while still getting wailed on and pushed himself up off of the ground, but Machetti lifted the pipe up above his head then brought it crashing down onto Snitsky's back with a thud.
With Snitsky lying on his stomach on the ground, Machetti placed the pipe on his back, then stood on both ends of it, applying his entire body weight to the pipe, while pressing it into Snitsky's back. Machetti eventually got off of the pipe and kicked Snitsky in the side, then went back around to the trunk of the Subaru where there were obviously more weapons. Machetti glanced into the trunk, then turned around and motioned to Dreamer, telling him to come over.
Machetti whispered something into Tommy's ear, then gestured into the trunk. Dreamer smirked then reached in and grabbed an unmarked burlap sack. Machetti turned and smirked at Tommy, then opened the drawstring and pulled out a bunch of barbed wire. Machetti dropped most of the lengths on the ground and took one and wrapped it around his right hand. Both Dreamer and Kane took a look at the tightly wrapped barbed wire around Machetti's fist and smirked.
Machetti nodded his thanks to Tommy, then went around the car and over to Snitsky who had just gotten up by pulling himself up with the front of the Dodge pick-up. Machetti rushed at Snitsky and brought his hand back for a Running Punch, but Snitsky wisely dodged out of the way, then spun around and connected with a Big Boot, right to the mouth of Machetti. Snitsky followed up by going for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Machetti managed to kick out. Snitsky got off of Machetti and glared at the referee, who was nursing his hand after slamming it down to the concrete floor so many times.
Meanwhile on the ground, Machetti spat out some blood, then wiped off his mouth with his hand that wasn't wrapped in barbed wire. Snitsky turned back to Machetti and pulled him up off of the ground, then tossed him roughly onto the hood of the pick-up. Snitsky climbed up onto the truck with Machetti and then dragged him up onto the roof. Snitsky yelled at Kane to get out of the way, which Kane reluctantly did, but not before glaring angrily at Snitsky.
Snitsky lifted Machetti up to his feet and grabbed him for a Side Headlock, then hoisted him up into the air for a Vertical Suplex. But instead of finishing the Suplex, Snitsky turned around and slammed Machetti down into the bed of the pick-up truck with a loud thud. Snitsky climbed down into the bed and went for a pin on Machetti in there. The referee checked that Machetti's shoulders were down, then counted, ONE… TWO… TH… Machetti kicked out.
A look of anger crossed Snitsky's bloody face as he glared down at Machetti. Snitsky got up to his feet, then reached down and grabbed Machetti by the hair and pulled him up. But suddenly Machetti swung his fist around and connected with a hard Right Hand upside the head. The barbed wire left bloody marks on the side of Snitsky's face, as the deranged psycho staggered then tumbled out of the bed of the truck and down to the floor.
Machetti stood in the bed of the pick up for a second the raised his right, barbed wire-wrapped hand, up into the air. The faces let out a cheer, before Machetti climbed out of the truck. Machetti walked passed Snitsky and pulled the front passenger door of the Subaru all the way open, before turning back to his opponent. Machetti reached down and pulled Snitsky up to his feet, then ran with him and rammed him into the door, causing it to lurch forward.
While Snitsky slumped down against the door, Machetti reached inside the car and grabbed the seat belt, then pulled out a large amount of it. Machetti wrapped the seat belt around Snitsky's neck and then proceeded to choke him with it. While pulling back on the seat belt, Machetti lifted one of his feet and pressed it into the back of Snitsky's head, pressing it into the door, while pulling backwards on the safety belt at the same time.
Machetti eventually let go of the choke, but not before Snitsky was almost completely out of it. Machetti positioned Snitsky so his face was up against the window and left the belt around his neck. Machetti turned away from Snitsky and smirked at the camera for a moment, "Remember kids, always wear your seat belts!" Machetti then glanced at Kane, who was looking to take his seat back, but Machetti shook his head and motioned for Kane to move, which Kane again, reluctantly did.
Machetti climbed up into the bed of the pick up then turned so he was facing Snitsky, who was still leaning with his head up against the window, but was attempting to get up. Machetti smirked then climbed up onto the edge of the bed, then launched himself off of it… MACHETTI DROPKICKED THE BACK OFF SNITSKY'S HEAD THROUGH THE CAR WINDOW! The glass shattered while Snitsky stood hanging through the broken window. The camera cut to show Snitsky's face and it was bleeding more than ever now. The watching superstars were all chanting/shouting "Holy Shit!"
Machetti climbed up off of the ground then grabbed Snitsky and pulled him out of the window and let him fall down to the floor then covered him for a pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… Snitsky kicked out! Machetti looked down at Snitsky in surprise then turned around to look at Haas and Benjamin who were shouting, "There you go!" and "Hang in there Snitsky!"
Machetti slowly stood up and was then approached by Brian, "Dude," said Kendrick gesturing to the car, "we're not going to be able to return this now!" In response Machetti simply shrugged then closed the still opened door. Brian backed away from Machetti while shaking his head, it was his name that was on all of the paper work.
Machetti turned his attention back to Snitsky and went to pull him up off of the ground, but Snitsky suddenly grabbed Machetti, lifted him up, then ran clean across the circle of cars and slammed Machetti back first into the door of the black limo on the other side. Machetti stepped back and allow Machetti to hold onto the mirror in an attempt to keep himself standing, then Snitsky rushed forward for a Big Boot, but at the last second, Machetti dropped down, causing Snitsky's foot to smash through the window and go into the car.
The superstars watching came around the cars on the other side of the circle to get a closer look. But while Snitsky's leg was still wedged in the car window, Machetti got up then brought back his right and drove it right into Snitsky's nuts… barbed wire and all! Snitsky pulled his foot out of the window and felt to the ground holding his crotch in pain. A bunch of the superstars, Cade and Murdoch most notably, since they always showed 'sportsmanship' in their matches started booing Machetti's dirty fighting. But seeing how this was EVERYTHING GOES Machetti had done nothing wrong.
Machetti turned back to the limo and pulled open the door, then left it hanging there as he went back over to Snitsky and pulled him up to his feet. Machetti dragged Snitsky over to the open car door, then stuck Snitsky's head through the broken window. Machetti walked around the door, then grabbed onto Snitsky's head and pulled down, choking Snitsky against the door.
Snitsky struggled and attempted to fight out, but Machetti wasn't letting go. But eventually out of desperation Snitsky shot his hand through the broken window and connected with a hard punch to Machetti's face, knocking Machetti away from the door. Snitsky pulled his head out of the window, only to see Machetti get onto his hands and knees, then climb into the driver's seat of the limo. Snitsky rushed around the door, while the camera came around and shot over his shoulder.
Machetti was in the seat kick Snitsky with his left leg in an attempt to get Snitsky to let go of his right one. But eventually Machetti squirmed up and slid most of the way through the divider that separated the driver from the passenger. With one final thrash of his leg, Machetti pulled free and was completely in the back of the limo. Snitsky knew he was too big to go through that little window, so he got out of the limo, ran to the back door, and pulled the door open. But Machetti was ready, he ran along the back row of seats in the limo and connected with a hard Dropkick to Snitsky's face, launching him backwards, out of the limo, and down to the floor.
The spectator superstars, had now come across the parking lot and were crowding around the limo and sitting on the nearby cars watching the fight take place. Snitsky got back up off of the ground, completely pissed off, then lunged at Machetti, who retreated back into the limo. Snitsky climbed into the limo after Machetti, and the cameraman started filming from the open door, while the superstars tried to look in through the windows. Snitsky was going after Machetti, but Machetti popped open a can of beer, took a swig, then spat the beer in his face.
Snitsky staggered backwards temporarily blinded, allowing Machetti to rush forward and hit Snitsky with a DDT onto the limo floor. Machetti quickly climbed over Snitsky and stood on the back row of seats, then pushed the button to open the moon roof. The overhead window slid opened and he began climbing out. (The moon roof was situated above the back row of seats). The camera cut to the outside of the limo and filmed Machetti working his way out of the limo and onto the roof. Machetti was sitting on the top of the roof and was almost all the way out, but Snitsky managed to grab onto his foot.
A cameraman climbed up onto the trunk of the limo and filmed alongside Machetti as he kicked at Snitsky's head in an attempt to free himself. But seeing how that wasn't working, Machetti suddenly lunged forward and connected with a hard right hand to Snitsky's skull. The barbed wire to the forehead, was enough to force Snitsky to lose his hold on Machetti, who quickly pulled himself the rest of the way out of the moon roof. Machetti got up onto his hands and knees then crawled over the moon roof and across the rest of the roof until he was standing at about the half way point on the roof.
Snitsky eventually stuck his head back out of the moon roof, a fresh gash had been opened on his head from where the barbed wire had cut him, but he couldn't see Machetti at the moment because Machetti was on the roof behind him. Snitsky turned around to face Machetti, but that proved to be a bad idea, Machetti pushed himself up to his feet, then ran across the roof and connected with a hard Running Kick right to Snitsky's bloody face. Snitsky's head snapped backward and then he fell back down into the limo.
Machetti slid his way along the rest of the limo roof and got down onto the trunk then climbed down to the ground. Machetti walked back over to the opened back door then reached in and grabbed onto Snitsky's foot and pulled/dragged him out of the limo. Snitsky hit the ground stomach-first, so Machetti rolled him onto his back then closed the door slightly so he had room to go for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Snitsky kicked out. The 'audience', which was now close enough to the match that they might be attempt to get involved, cheered or booed depending on how they felt about Machetti.
Machetti got up off of Snitsky and went to pull him up to his feet, but Snitsky suddenly shoved Machetti and drove him back into the side of the limo, next to the door. Snitsky got back up walked over to Machetti, then slammed him into the limo door, closing it in the process. Machetti tumbled to the floor and rolled away from Snitsky, but Snitsky came back over to him and pulled him back up to his feet.
Snitsky lifted Machetti up into the air and turned him upside down, then slammed him down to the concrete floor for a Scoop Slam. Snitsky went for the cover while Maria, Paul, and Brian shouted, "Come on, Machetti!" or "Kick out!" The referee made the count, ONE… TWO… THR… Machetti kicked out! Snitsky glared down at Machetti, the blood streaking down his face then for some reason (I don't pretend to understand irrational psychopaths) he turned to Maria and stalked towards her. Maybe it was because she had shouted 'Kick out' and that was what Machetti had done?
Maria screamed and quickly stepped behind London and Kendrick, but Snitsky reached out and tossed the two of them to the side, each with one hand. Paul and Brian hit the ground hard, leaving Maria standing alone in front of Snitsky. But suddenly, Machetti ran in from behind and jumped up onto Snitsky's back and locked in a Sleeper Hold, then wrapped his legs around Snitsky's waist for a Body Scissors.
Snitsky reached back and grabbed Machetti, then ran backwards and drove Machetti back-first into the side of the limo. Machetti's hold on Snitsky loosened and Snitsky managed to reach back and maneuver Machetti so he was on his shoulder. Snitsky carried Machetti around the limo until he was at the trunk, then he took a step back before… PUMP HANDLE SLAM ONTO THE TRUNK OF THE LIMO! Snitsky smirked down at Machetti and pressed Machetti's shoulders down onto the trunk, he knew it was over. The referee came over and counted, ONE… TWO… THRE… NO! MACHETTI KICKED OUT!
But by kicked out I mean, Machetti pushed his leg against the bumper of the limo and used the sweat on his back as an advantage and slid most of the way off of the trunk, lifting his shoulder up in the process. Snitsky flipped out and slammed the limo trunk with his hands then turned around and shoved the referee. Snitsky reached down to pull Machetti up off of the floor, but suddenly Machetti connected with a Right Hand Uppercut to the Jaw. Snitsky's head snapped upward, and Machetti quickly followed up by nailing him with an Impaler.
Machetti rolled Snitsky onto his back, then noticed the referee was still down, and climbed up onto the trunk instead. Machetti walked up the back windshield, stepped over the moon roof, and across the roof of the limo until he was half way across. Machetti then turned around and sprinted across the roof, jumped over the moon room, then springboarded off of the end, and did a back-flip, SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF OF THE LIMO!! Machetti went for the pin, the referee crawled over and counted, ONE… TWO… THREE!! MACHETTI DID IT!
In the arena Riot Time hit as London and Kendrick pulled Machetti up to his feet and raised his arms up into the air. In the arena the fans went wild, while in the parking lot the face superstars cheered, while the heels booed. Machetti staggered away from London and Kendrick, and was promptly grabbed for a tight hug from Maria. Machetti staggered forward and pulled the door open, then tossed Maria, cat costume and all, into the back seat before turning to London and Kendrick.
"The keys are still in it!" Machetti exclaimed before he climbed into the limo after Maria. Paul and Brian stared at each other for a moment, then did Rock, Paper, Scissors, which Paul won. Paul got in the back after Machetti and shut the door, while Kendrick walked around to the driver's seat while mumbling 'I knew I shouldn't have picked scissors…' Brian climbed into the front seat and started the car.
But before the limo could pull away Machetti climbed out of the moon roof and raised his arms up into the air. A good portion of the superstars cheered for Machetti, while others turned away and headed back towards the arena, while a few of the braver heels went to check on the bloody and beaten Snitsky. Kane nodded at Machetti then slowly clapped for him, Machetti smirked at Kane, then ducked back into the limo just as it started pulling away.
The bottom line was, Machetti had beaten Snitsky in the Parking Lot Brawl, and he and Chaos Inc had just stolen Vince McMahon's limousine. The camera faded and then went to the ring for the Main Event World Heavyweight Championship match.
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Well, thanks again to everyone for voting. I felt that Snitsky would be more impressive losing in a halfway decent, Parking Lot Brawl against Machetti, then beating a random jobber in a horrid squash match, but hey… that's just me.
'Till Next Time…
Peace!