Chapter Fifty: Survivor Series
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Survivor Series was live from Miami Florida, the pyro just exploded and the three teams of commentators welcomed the fans to the show. The first match of the night was the Five on Five Elimination Tag Match, pitting London, Kendrick, Dreamer, Kane, and Machetti, up against Cade, Murdoch, Thorn, Snitsky, and the Great Khali. Riot Time played causing the fans to stand up and cheer as Machetti came out from the back accompanied by Maria, who was dressed in ring gear in preparation for her match later on. Machetti had a bandage up above his left eye, from when he had been busted open on Smackdown. Lillian Garcia stood in the middle of ring and started her introduction, "The following contest is a Traditional Five-on-Five Survivor Series Elimination Tag Team Match. Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at two hundred fifteen pounds, being accompanied by Maria… MACHETTI!"
Machetti grabbed Maria's hand and the two of them ran down to the ring, then they jumped up onto the ring apron and got in the ring. Machetti and Maria stood in the middle of the ring and turned to face the entrance ramp as London and Kendrick's theme hit. London and Kendrick came out from the back "From Austin Texas weighing in at two hundred and five pounds… PAUL LONDON! And his partner, from Olympia Washington, weighing in at one hundred and seventy five pounds… BRIAN KENDRICK!" London and Kendrick sprinted down the entrance ramp then slid into the ring and stopped in front of Machetti and Maria. They got up and nodded, then each of the four superstars went to a separate corner in the ring and climbed onto the second rope. At the same time they all did back-flips off of the corner and landed in the middle of the ring, and the second they landed, white pyro exploded out of all four corners while the four superstars stood with their arms raised in the middle of the ring.
After the pyro Man in the Box hit and Tommy Dreamer came out from the back, "From Yonkers New York, weighing in at two hundred and fifty five pounds, the Innovator of Violence… TOMMY DREAMER!" Dreamer went up the steps and got in the ring and stood with the four Chaos Inc members. Then a large blast of red pyro went off causing Maria to jump and hold onto Machetti, before Slow Chemical sounded through the arena. Kane came out from the back looking intense, "and their partner, weighing in at three hundred and twenty six pounds… KANE!"
Kane climbed up onto the ring apron and stepped over the top rope to get in the ring. He walked up to Machetti, and nodded at him. The one thousand one hundred and seventy six pound team, and Maria, turned to face the entrance ramp as Cade and Murdoch's theme hit, and the Redneck Wrecking Crew came out from the back carrying their tag team titles. "And their opponents, first from Nashville Tennessee, weighing in at two hundred sixty one pounds… LANCE CADE! And his partner, from Waxahachie Texas, weighing in at two hundred forty one pounds… TREVOR MURDOCH!" Cade and Murdoch glared at the superstars in the ring as they came up the steps and got in the ring. London, Kendrick, Dreamer, and Kane stepped back to allow the opposing team to get in the ring, while at the same time, Machetti had escorted Maria over to the ropes and situated her outside of the ring.
Kevin Thorn's theme hit and ECW's resident vampire came down to the ring looking a combination of intense and pissed off. "Their partner, weighing in at two hundred and seventy pounds… KEVIN THORN!" Thorn came up the steps and got in the ring with Cade and Murdoch and glared across the ring at the opposing team. Snitsky… the creepy theme of Raw's resident psycho hit, and Snitsky came out from the back and headed down the entrance ramp. "From Nesquehoning Pennsylvania, weighing in at three hundred and seven pounds… SNITSKY!" Snitsky came up the steps and got in the ring, the stood on the other side of Cade and Murdoch from Thorn and joined the other three in glaring at the opposing team.
Then the Great Khali's theme music played. Khali came out from the back accompanied by Runjin Singh. "And finally, from India, weighing in at four hundred and twenty pounds, being accompanied by Runjin Singh… THE GREAT KHALI!!" Khali came down to the ring and stepped over the top rope to get in. Now both teams were assembled in the ring. Cade, Murdoch, Thorn, Snitsky, and Khali weighed in at a total of one thousand four hundred and ninety nine pounds, and despite Kane being on the opposing team had a three hundred twenty six pound weight advantage.
All ten men, not even including the referee, weighed more than a large car, because of this the ring had been specially reinforced. The bell rang and the referee reluctantly stepped in between the two teams, and instructed them to go to their respective corners. The ten men circled around the ring and changed sides, Paul London stayed in the ring while Kane, Machetti, Kendrick, and Dreamer got on the ring apron. Across the ring, Kevin Thorn had been selected to start the match.
Thorn and London circled around the ring, these two had never fought before, so they began by sizing each other up. They eventually locked up, but Thorn over powered London and used his strength to shove him face-first down to the mat. Thorn went for an elbow drop, but Paul quickly rolled out of the way and got back up to his feet. The two competitors had a brief stare down then stepped forward and locked up again. This time London used his speed to slip behind Thorn, then he grabbed the vampires arm and twisted it for a wrist lock and pinned it to Thorn's back.
Thorn spun around and used the arm London was holding onto to pull him forward the nailed a big clothesline, knocking Paul down to the mat. Thorn glared down at London then pulled him up and whipped him into the ropes. London came back and Thorn bent down for a back body drop. But Paul jumped up and drove his feet down into Thorn's back for a mushroom stop, then rolled Thorn onto his back and made the first pin attempt of the match up, ONE… but Thorn quickly kicked out.
Both men shot up to their feet and turned to face each other. Thorn charged for a clothesline, but London ducked under it and ran passed. Thorn and London instantly turned around, and Paul went for a dropkick, but Thorn swatted London away, causing Paul to go crashing down to the mat. London rolled over to the ropes and got back up before Thorn could follow up and do more damage. London rushed at Thorn, but Thorn caught him and launched him up into the air, then stepped to the side and let Paul crash down to the mat for a free fall drop. Thorn rolled London onto his back and made the cover, ONE… TW… London kicked out.
Thorn got up and pulled London to his feet, then went to whip him into the ropes. But Paul reversed it, causing Thorn to go into the ropes and bounce off. Thorn came back and London dropped down causing the vampire to run over him and across the ring. Thorn reached the ropes and London jumped up into the air looking for a dropsault, but Thorn held onto the ropes, causing Paul to crash face-first down to the mat. London rolled away from Thorn and into his corner, then reached up and tagged in Kendrick. Paul and Brian traded spots and Kendrick went into the middle of the ring to go up against Thorn.
They locked up, but Thorn grabbed hold on Kendrick's arm, then wrenched it around for an arm wrench. Thorn drove his elbow into Brian's shoulder, forcing him down to his knees. Thorn then stepped behind Kendrick and bent his arm backwards behind him. Brian yelled out in pain and then gritted his teeth as he fought up off of the mat, then did a forward roll to straighten his arm. Kendrick then grabbed onto Thorn's arm and did an arm wrench of his own, looking to reciprocate the pain Thorn had inflicted on him. But Thorn reached back and grabbed Kendrick with his free arm, then flipped him over his shoulder and slammed him down to the mat with a hip toss, then made a cover, ONE… T… Kendrick kicked out.
Thorn got up off of Brian, and pulled him up to his feet, then whipped him towards the corner, then ran at him. But just as Thorn was getting close, Kendrick lifted his legs up, causing Thorn to run face-first into them and stagger backwards. Brian climbed up onto the middle rope then lifted his legs up and wrapped them around Thorn's neck, then he spun to the side and took him down with a head scissors from the middle rope. With Thorn down, Kendrick grabbed him and did an Okalahoma Roll pin, ONE… TWO… Thorn kicked out.
Kendrick got up and pulled Thorn to his feet then whipped him into the corner. Kendrick ran at him then hit the back-flip dropkick, Dr. Smoothie's Secret Recipe. Thorn fell forward and Brian went for another pin, ONE… TWO… T… Thorn kicked out. Kendrick rolled off of Thorn and got to his feet, then got out of the ring and climbed out onto the ring apron next to Machetti. Then when Thorn got to his feet, Brian launched himself over the top rope and connected with a slingshot dropkick right to he face, knocking Thorn onto his back. Kendrick then went for another cover, ONE… TWO… TH… Thorn kicked out.
Brian shook his head, then rolled into his corner and tagged in Kane. Kane came in the ring and went right after Thorn, but the vampire back across the ring and tagged in Snitsky. The two monsters locked up for a test of strength, Snitsky was initially getting the better of the exchange, but Machetti jumped off of the ring apron, then climbed up onto the barricade and started clapping and chanting Let Go Kane!The fans clapped and joined in, giving Kane some more motivation. He started fighting again and backed Snitsky across the ring and back into his own corner, then he let go, stepped back, and came back with a clothesline into the turnbuckle. Machetti smirked and climbed back onto the ring apron.
Kane stepped back and Snitsky charged forward, but Kane caught him and drove him down to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Kane then pressed Snitsky's shoulders to the mat for a pin, ONE… TWO… Snitsky kicked out. Both men got up to their feet and turned to face each other. Kane connected with an uppercut, sending Snitsky staggered backwards, then followed up with an elbow to the face. Kane grabbed Snitsky and whipped him across the ring, then he lifted his leg and caught Snitsky as he came back with a big boot. Kane dropped to his knees and went for another pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Snitsky kicked out.
Kane got up and went to the corner, then climbed up onto the top rope, Snitsky got up and turned to face Kane, but Kane came off and nailed the diving clothesline. Then went for another pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Snitsky got his shoulder up. Kane got back up then raised his arm up into the air and called for the chokeslam. Snitsky got up and on wobbly legs turned to face Kane, Kane caught him with the goozle, then lifted him up into the air for the chokeslam, but suddenly Snitsky grabbed Kane and countered by driving his head down to the mat for a DDT. Now both Kane and Snitsky were down.
Both of them crawled to their corners and made somewhat desperate tags to Dreamer and Cade. Both Tommy and Lance rushed into the ring, Cade went for a clothesline, but Dreamer ducked under it, then turned around and popped Cade in the jaw with a jab, then followed up with another, then another, and another. Dreamer went off on Cade with a barrage of punches, then he finally stepped back and took Lance down with a big punch, knocking Cade onto his back. Dreamer went for a cover, ONE… TW… Cade kicked out.
Dreamer pulled Cade up and whipped him into the corner, then ran at him and hit a clothesline. Dreamer pulled Cade up then tied him up in the tree of woe. Dreamer backed across the ring, and into the opposite corner and raised his arms up into the air and shouted "E… C… DOUBLE U!!" Then ran forward and hit a low dropkick to Cade's face. Cade came loose and went crashing down to the mat, and Dreamer went for a pin, ONE… TWO…TH… Cade got out of it.
Dreamer got up and stomped on Cade a few times, then got up and climbed up onto the top rope. Tommy raised his arms up into the air, then lunged off of the corner for an elbow drop. But at the last second Cade rolled out of the way, and Dreamer crashed and burned. Lance crawled over and draped his arm over Tommy's chest for a pin, ONE… TWO… T… Dreamer got his shoulder up. Cade shook his head then dragged Tommy into the corner and tagged in Murdoch. Trevor came in and nailed Dreamer with a standing elbow drop. Murdoch got up and pulled Dreamer to his feet, then whipped him into an empty corner, then ran in and hit a running shoulder thrust.
Murdoch pulled back and rammed his shoulder into Tommy's abdomen again, then again. Trevor eventually reached forward and dumped Dreamer down onto the ground. Murdoch pulled himself up onto the middle rope, then came off and landed on Dreamer for a double knee drop, then hooked Tommy's legs and went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Dreamer kicked out. Murdoch shook his head, then climbed back up onto the middle rope and waited for Dreamer to get up, when he finally did, Murdoch came off with a middle rope bulldog, then rolled Dreamer onto his back and went for another pin, ONE… .TWO… THRE… Dreamer got his foot on the bottom rope!
Murdoch looked down in surprise, then grabbed Tommy and dragged him back into the middle of the ring, then went for another cover, ONE… TWO… THR… Dreamer managed to kick out. Murdoch shook his head then got up and went to the corner where he tagged in the Great Khali. Khali came in and went over to Dreamer and went to pull him up, but Dreamer hit Khali with a shot to the stomach, hoping to get away, only it didn't work, and Khali chopped Tommy over the head, knocking him down to the mat, then he came crashing down on the ECW Original for an elbow drop, and went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Dreamer managed to kick out.
Khali got back up and pulled Dreamer up to his feet with a hold on his t-shirt, then hoisted him up over his shoulder looking for a scoop slam. But Dreamer slipped out of Khali's hold and landed on his feet behind him. Khali turned around and Dreamer came off of the ropes with a clothesline, but it didn't do anything. Khali reached out and grabbed Dreamer around the throat with both hands, then pushed him back into the ropes and brutally choked him. The referee came over and yelled at Khali to break the hold, Khali didn't break it, he just pulled Dreamer away from the ropes. But what Khali didn't notice, was Machetti reaching out and making a blind tag to Dreamer.
Khali was about to lift Dreamer up for the choke bomb, but Machetti suddenly hoisted himself up onto the top rope, then came off and clipped Khali with a springboard clothesline, causing Khali to drop Dreamer, and stagger backwards. Machetti got up and ran to the empty corner next to Khali, then climbed up onto the top rope, and nailed Khali with a missile dropkick when he came off, but still Khali wasn't taken off his feet. Machetti shot up and hit a corkscrew dropkick, then ran passed Khali and onto the ropes behind him, jumped onto the second one, then hit Khali with a springboard back elbow from behind, taking Khali down to his knees. Machetti got back up and ran to the other side of the ring, jumped onto the middle rope, then launched himself back at Khali and drove the big man's head down to the mat with a springboard DDT. Machetti struggled and rolled Khali onto his back, then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Khali powered out.
Machetti got up off of the mat, then ran over to Khali and hit him with a running shooting star press. Then got back up and hit a standing moonsault. He got up again and ran to the ropes, jumped onto the second one, then back-flipped off of it and hit a springboard moonsault. Machetti then went for another pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Khali kicked out. Machetti rolled off of Khali and got to his feet, in that time Khali had gotten up onto his hands and knees. Machetti ran passed Khali and over to the ropes, jumped up onto the middle one then came back and took Khali down with a leg drop across the back of the head. Machetti then got back up, ran to the ropes and came off with a baseball slide to the face, causing Khali to roll onto his back.
Machetti dragged Khali back into the middle of the ring with some visible effort, then he ran to the ropes. Machetti came back jumped up and did a corkscrew back-flip and came crashing down on Khali for a running corkscrew shooting star press, then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Khali pressed Machetti up and off of him. Machetti got up from the spot half way across the ring where he landed, then went back over to Khali and began to pulled him up to his feet. But Khali suddenly shoved Machetti backwards, sending him flying back into his own corer. Khali then turned around and tagged in Thorn, while London reached down and tagged himself in.
London came in the ring and took Thorn down with a flying forearm. They both got back up and London hit him with an inverted atomic drop, then he jumped up and sent Thorn flying with a hurricurana, then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… T… Thorn kicked out. Paul pulled Thorn up off of the mat, then whipped him towards the ropes, but Thorn reversed it, sending London into the ropes instead. London jumped up onto the middle rope then came back and caught Thorn for a springboard crossbody and went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Thorn kicked out.
London pulled Thorn up and into the corner, then tagged in Dreamer. Tommy came over and he and Paul lifted Thorn up into the air, then slammed him down for a double suplex. London rolled out of the ring, and Dreamer went for a cover, ONE… TWO... THR…Thorn rolled his shoulder up. Dreamer pulled Thorn up off of the mat then went to whip him into the ropes, but Thorn reversed it. Dreamer went into the ropes and bounced off, then came back looking for a clothesline. But Thorn suddenly grabbed him, then nailed him with a sit down spinebuster. Thorn pressed his hands down into Tommy's chest and went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… Dreamer managed to kick out!
Thorn got up and pulled Tommy up to his feet, then hoisted him up onto his shoulders, looking for the crucifix powerbomb. But suddenly Dreamer fought free and landed on the ground behind Thorn. The Vampire turned around… RIGHT INTO A DDT! Dreamer rolled Thorn onto his back then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THREE! HE GOT IT! KEVIN THORN IS ELIMINATED! It was now five on four.
Dreamer got up and rolled Thorn out of the ring, then got to his feet and turned around, right into a vicious clothesline from Lance Cade. Cade capitalized with a pin attempt, ONE… TWO… THRE… Dreamer kicked out. Lance shook his head and whipped Dreamer into the ropes, then planted him with a sit down spinebuster of his own. Cade followed up by going for the pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Machetti got in the ring and broke it up. Cade glared at Machetti as the referee escorted him into the corner, but while the referee's back was turned, Cade nodded to Murdoch, then pulled Dreamer up to his feet, and whipped him towards the ropes. Murdoch came in the ring and ran passed Tommy and into the ropes on the other side, while Lance ran up ahead of Dreamer and bounced off of the rope in front of him, SWEET 'N' SOUR! Murdoch rolled out of the ring and Cade went for the cover just as the referee was turning around, ONE… TWO… THREE! TOMMY DREAMER IS ELIMINATED!
Now it was even again four on four, Kendrick got right in the ring and took Cade down with a running calf kick. Then whipped him into the corner, and chased after him. Before hitting the corner Lance moved out of the way, causing Brian to run passed him. But Kendrick jumped up onto the top rope, then came off with a crossbody, ONE… TWO… TH… Cade pushed Kendrick off of him.
Kendrick got up and grabbed Cade then when for an Irish whip, but Lance reversed it, sending Brian into the ropes. Kendrick came back, but dropped down and slid in between Cade's legs. Brian then jumped up and dropkicked Cade in the back, launching into the ropes in a '619 position'. Kendrick ran at Cade then jumped up then landed across Lance's back, then he dropped down and grabbed Kendrick for a roll up, ONE… TWO… THR… Cade kicked out.
Kendrick pulled Cade up then wrenched his arm for an arm wrench and dragged him over to the corner. Brian tagged in Paul, who climbed up onto the top rope, then came off with an ax handle to Cade's shoulder. London grabbed Lance's arm, then sent him flying with an arm drag. Cade sat up, but Paul ran over and dropkicked him in the back, then made a cover, ONE… TWO… T… Cade got the shoulder up. London pulled Lance up to his feet, then wrenched his arm and dragged him back over to the corner, where he tagged in Machetti. Paul held Lance still and bent him over, then Machetti climbed on top and came off with a top rope leg drop onto the back of Cade's head. London got out of the ring and Machetti made the cover, ONE… TWO… TH… Cade grabbed the nearby bottom rope.
Machetti pulled Cade up and wrenched his arm, but Cade grabbed onto Machetti's arm, and reversed the arm wrench into one of its own. Machetti pushed Lance's arm up, then in one motion, he jumped up and spun around, reversing the arm wrench, then he dropped down and sent Cade flying with an arm drag. Cade landed hard in the middle of the ring, then Machetti ran passed him into the ropes, and did a handspring so his legs were against the ropes (Tajiri-Style) then bounced off of it, did a back flip and landed on top of Cade for a handspring moonsault, then he went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… Cade kicked out.
Machetti reached down and pulled Cade up to his feet, then ran with him over the rope next to Kane, then he jumped clean over the top rope and came down on the other side, causing Cade's neck to snap off of the top rope, launching Lance backwards across the ring and onto his back. Machetti climbed up onto the apron and got into the ring, then reached out and tagged in London. London climbed up onto the top rope then came off and landed on Cade with a 450 splash, ONE… TWO… THREE! LANCE CADE IS ELMINATED! It's down to four on three!
Murdoch rush in and clubbed London across the back before he could even get off of Cade. Trevor whipped Paul into the corner, then ran at him and hit a clothesline into the turnbuckle. Murdoch grabbed London and drove his head down to the mat for a DDT, then made the cover, ONE… TWO… T… London kicked out. Murdoch pulled Paul back up then whipped him across the ring into the opposite corner, but London jumped up onto the top rope, then spun around and jumped off, landed on Murdoch's shoulders and sent him flying with a diving hurricurana. Murdoch rolled onto his stomach and fought up off of the mat, but London ran over and nailed him with a dropkick to the face, knocking him onto his back.
Paul grabbed onto Murdoch's legs and dragged him across the ring and into his corner and tagged in Brian. Kendrick came in and he and London pulled Murdoch up to his feet, then whipped him into the ropes. Murdoch came back and they launched him up into the air, then slammed him face-first down to the mat with a double flapjack. London got out of the ring and Kendrick rolled Murdoch onto his back and went for the pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… SNITSKY CAME IN AND BROKE IT UP!
Murdoch took advantage and pushed Kendrick off of him, then ran over and hit a running elbow drop as the referee made sure Snitsky got out of the ring. Murdoch ran to the ropes, bounced off, then jumped up into the air and landed across Brian's throat for a running leg drop, he maneuvered around, then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… TH… Kendrick kicked out. Murdoch pulled Kendrick up and whipped him into the corner, then rushed after him, but at the last second Kendrick dove out of the way, causing Murdoch to run into the turnbuckle and bounce off. Kendrick ran in from behind and nailed SLICED BREAD NUMBER TWO! Kendrick made the cover, ONE… TWO… THREE! TREVOR MURDOCH IS ELIMINATED! Now its down to four on two, Team Chaos is in firm control.
But then, Khali stepped over the top rope and got in the ring. Kendrick shot up to his feet and rushed at Khali and nailed him with a jumping calf kick. Khali staggered a step backwards, but stayed standing. Brian ran over to the ropes and bounced off of the ropes, then came back with a flying forearm, but Khali stayed standing. Kendrick ran to the ropes and came back, but Khali stuck his leg out and caught Brian with a big boot. Khali pulled Kendrick up into a sitting position, Khali reached down and locked in the vice grip, causing Brian to immediately yell out in pain.
Kendrick fought as hard as he could, but Khali's hands were almost completely engulfing his head. Brian refused to tap out, but eventually he couldn't help passing out. The referee lifted Kendrick's arm up, then dropped it, Kendrick was out cold. The referee called for the bell, BRIAN KENDRICK IS ELIMINATED! As Khali got up, London climbed up onto the top rope, then launched across the ring at Khali. But Khali caught Paul by the throat in mid air. Khali turned around, then slammed London down on top of Kendrick for a choke bomb, then he pressed his foot down onto London's chest, ONE… TWO… THREE! THE GREAT KHALI JUST PINNED BOTH LONDON AND KENDRICK! PAUL LONDON IS ELIMINATED! Just like that, it was even again, two on two.
Machetti got into the ring and hit Khali with a clothesline, then ran back into the ropes and jumped up onto the top rope, back-flipped off of them and caught Khali with a springboard moonsault. But Khali caught him, then lifted Machetti up onto his shoulder. Khali charged forward looking for a powerslam, but Machetti pushed off and slid down behind Khali. Then ran to the ropes and jumped up onto the middle one, launched himself at Khali while spinning around in mid air, connected with a springboard spinning kick to the head. Khali stood dazed as Machetti got up to his feet, then he jumped up and hit a corkscrew dropkick, sending Khali staggering backwards. Machetti ran to the corner behind Khali, climbed up onto the top rope, then came off with a missile dropkick to the back, launching Khali forward and knocking him on the stomach.
Machetti got up and went to his corner where he tagged in Kane. Kane grabbed Machetti and lifted him up over his head, then dropped him on top of Khali for a scoop slam. Machetti rolled out of the way, then Kane pulled Khali into the middle of the ring and made the cover, ONE… TWO… Khali kicked out. Kane got back up and stomped all over Khali, then jumped up into the air and came down with an elbow drop. Kane then pulled Khali up to his feet and whipped him into the corner. Kane ran at him and hit a clothesline. Kane then went off on Khali by ramming his shoulder into him over and over again.
Kane stepped away and from Khali and let him slump down against the bottom and middle ropes. Kane back up, then rushed at Khali and hit a running knee to the face, knocking Khali down to the mat. Kane dragged Khali into the middle of the ring then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… T… Khali kicked out. Kane pulled Khali up and into the middle of the ring, then ran to the ropes, at the same time Khali charged at Kane, and the two monsters ended up taking each other down with a pair of clotheslines.
Both men were on their back, and slowly rolled over and crawled to their corner, Kane tagged Machetti. Khali tagged in Snitsky. Both men came in, Machetti ducked a clothesline, then did a handspring into the ropes and came back with another handspring as Snitsky was turning around, enabling him to wrap his legs around Snitsky's neck. Machetti then swung to the side and took Snitsky down with a head scissors take down. Machetti quickly jumped back u and ran to the ropes, then came back and hit a very low dropkick to Snitsky's face, flipping the big man onto his back. Machetti ran to the corner and climbed up onto the top rope, then came off and landed on Snitsky for a moonsault, ONE… TWO… THR… Snitsky kicked out.
Machetti got out of the ring and out onto the ring apron. He hoisted himself up onto the top rope, then launched himself at Snitsky and came crashing down on him for a springboard body splash… or at least… he tried to. At the last second, Snitsky rolled out of the way, causing Machetti to slam face-first down to the mat. Snitsky came over and rolled Machetti onto his back then went for the pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Machetti kicked out.
Snitsky glared down at Machetti then got up to his feet and back up to the ropes. Machetti slowly pushed himself up to his feet, then Snitsky rushed forward and practically took Machetti's head off with a running big boot. Snitsky smirked down at Machetti, the big boot had gone right to the bandage on Machetti's forehead and had opened it up again, Machetti was starting to bleed. Snitsky decided not to end it there, he wanted Machetti to suffer, so he reached down and picked Machetti up then ran with him and rammed him face first into the steel ring post in the corner. Snitsky pulled Machetti out of the corner then planted him with a DDT. Snitsky rolled Machetti onto his back and went for the pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Maria reached in and placed Machetti's foot on the bottom rope, then pointed it out to the referee, who hadn't seen her, causing him to stop the count.
Unfortunately, Snitsky DID see Maria put Machetti's foot on the bottom rope. Snitsky got up then got out of the ring, causing Maria to scream and run away around the corner, then jump up and into the ring to avoid the monster that was chasing her. Maria ran over to the referee and hit behind him as Snitsky got back in the ring and stormed over. The referee timidly told Snitsky to get back to the match, then told Maria to get out of the ring, which the diva only did once Snitsky had turned around. Snitsky went over to Machetti and went to pick him up, but Machetti suddenly grabbed Snitsky and took him by surprise with a small package, ONE… TWO… TH… Snitsky kicked out, looking pissed. Machetti had almost gotten him… again!
Machetti got up and waited for Snitsky to get to his feet, then kicked him in the stomach and planted him with an Impaler, Machetti went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Snitsky managed to kick out. Snitsky pushed Machetti off of him and got back up to his feet, now he was even more pissed off, that was another close one. Snitsky rushed at Machetti, who was just sitting up, and kicked him squarely in the face, knocking Machetti on his back. Snitsky then got on top of Machetti and rained down a hard barrage of closed fist punches to the open wound on Machetti's forehead. The referee eventually had to come over and try to pull Snitsky off of Machetti.
It wasn't until Snitsky got back up and glared at him that the referee realized what he had done. He quietly told Snitsky to watch the closed fist punches or he'd have to disqualify him. Snitsky turned around to face Machetti, but suddenly Machetti grabbed Snitsky's ankles, and pulled up for a double leg take down. Machetti used his hold on Snitsky's leg to go for a bridge pin, ONE… TWO… THR… Snitsky rolled to the side and got out of it.
Snitsky shot up to his feet and kicked Machetti hard in the back, then glared down at him. Snitsky needed to get rid of Machetti now! Snitsky reached down and picked Machetti up, then bent him over and stuck Machetti's arm through his legs, then hoisted Machetti up onto his shoulder, PUMP HANDLE SLA—Machetti countered with a hurricurana! Snitsky went flying forwards and landed with his neck on the middle rope. Machetti ran forward jumped clear over the top rope, while spinning to the side and came crashing down on the back of Snitsky's head for a leg drop, then fell to the floor on the outside.
Maria ran around the ring and pulled Machetti up, then helped him up onto the ring apron. Machetti grabbed Snitsky and dragged him into the middle of the ring then went for a pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… Snitsky JUST kicked out! Machetti shook his head and ran to the corner, then climbed up onto the top rope. Machetti launched himself across the ring at Snitsky while doing a back-flip and spinning around 360 degrees, and came crashing down on him for a corkscrew shooting star press. Machetti then laid on top of Snitsky and made the pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… KHALI BROKE IT UP!
The referee rushed over and ordered Khali out of the ring, Machetti got up and went to pulled Snitsky back up, but Snitsky nailed a low blow, casing Machetti to drop to his knees, then the ground. The referee's back was turned, so he didn't see anything. But Snitsky hadn't gone for a pin, he had completely snapped. Snitsky left the ring and went over to the time keeper's corner, then shoved someone off of a steel chair and folded it up. He went up the steps and got in the ring, the referee warned Snitsky not to use the chair or he'd be disqualified.
Machetti was pulling himself up with the ropes, and had no idea Snitsky had a chair behind him. As Machetti got to his feet the referee pleaded with Snitsky not to use the chair, but Snitsky didn't listen. When Machetti turned around Snitsky ran forward and BLASTED him with a huge chair shot. Machetti hit the ground hard and had blood streaming down his face. The referee called for the bell, SNITSKY IS ELIMINATED! But Snitsky wasn't getting out of the ring! He smashed the chair down on Machetti's back over and over again, then pulled the lifeless superstar up to his feet and leaned him back against the ropes. Snitsky stepped back then rushed forward and PLASTERED Machetti with another sickening chair shot. Machetti was knocked backwards over the top rope and down to the floor, where he landed with a thud and laid still.
Snitsky smirked when he saw Maria on her knees next to Machetti, checking to see if he was even alive after those two chair shots. Snitsky turned away from the ropes… GOOZLE!! Kane lifted Snitsky up into the air, CHOKESLAM!! Kane kicked Snitsky in the side and rolled him out of the ring then turned and glared at Khali, then got out of the ring and onto the ring apron. Machetti was still the legal man. The superstar in question was sitting up on the ring floor, but only due to the support of Maria, who slowly pulled Machetti up to his feet and leaned him back against the ring apron. The referee came over to the ropes and told Maria to stay away from Machetti, and started a ring out count. For all he knew, Machetti was out on his feet.
But before the referee could even reach the count of three, Kane got off of the ring apron, then rolled Machetti's almost lifeless body into the ring. Khali got in the ring and walked over to Machetti, then grabbed his leg and dragged him back into the middle of the ring, where he pressed his foot down onto Machetti's chest for a pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… MACHETTI KICKED OUT!! The fans erupted in cheers, Maria almost cried in relief, even Kane smiled. But Khali just looked down in disbelief. JBL, who was on commentary along with the other five commentators mentioned how that could have been just on instinct. Khali got down on his knees next to Machetti, then went for a better pin, ONE… TWO… THRE… MACHETTI STILL KICKED OUT!
Khali shook his head, then got up and glanced over at Runjin Singh who climbed up onto the ring apron and yelled something to Khali. But suddenly, Runjin was yanked off of the apron from behind by Maria, he face slammed down onto the ring apron, then he flopped down onto his back. The fans cheered and started chanting Maria but then the referee came over and yelled at the two managers then shouted that they were both EJECTED from ringside. The fans booed as Maria shrugged then walked up the ramp, while Runjin on the other hand was helped to the back by a crew man at ringside. Khali glared at the referee and shouted something at him for getting rid of his manager, but the referee just shook his finger and told Khali to get back to the match.
Khali glared at the referee for a few more seconds, then turned back to Machetti and walked over to him. Khali reached down and grabbed Machetti around the throat with both hands, then lifted him clear up into the air looking for the choke bomb. But Machetti had taken enough time to recover, and drove both of his knees into Khali's stomach, then followed up with a headbutt, getting some of his own blood on Khali's face. Machetti followed up with a series of hard punches to the face, which caused Khali to finally drop Machetti and stagger backwards.
Machetti rolled onto his stomach then crawled desperately to his corner, then pushed himself up and made a desperate tag to Kane. The fans erupted in cheers as Kane ran forward and hit Khali with clothesline, Khali didn't go down, so Kane stepped back and hit him again, Khali still didn't go down. So Kane ran to the ropes, came off and jumped up into the air and finally took Khali off of his feet with a jumping clothesline that had all three hundred twenty six pounds of Kane's weight behind it. Kane got back up and went up onto the top rope, while Khali staggered up to his feet. Khali turned around, only to get knocked back down to the mat by a flying clothesline.
Kane got back up the raise his arm up into the air and called for the chokeslam. Khali staggered up to his feet, and walked right into a goozle from Kane. Khali struggled, and suddenly grabbed Kane by the throat for a goozle of his own. But suddenly Kane hit a big knee to the stomach of Khali, lifted him up… CHOKESLAM! Kane staggered backwards and leaned back against his team's corner. But suddenly, a still extremely bloody Machetti reached up and tagged Kane's shoulder, then pulled himself up to his feet and onto the top rope. Kane glanced back at Machetti in surprise, but Machetti put his hands on Khali's shoulders and told him to hold still, then climbed from the top rope onto Kane's shoulders.
Kane reached up and grabbed Machetti's feet so Machetti could balance himself while standing on Kane's shoulders. Machetti then gave a nod and Kane let go. Machetti launched himself off of Kane's shoulders and did a back-flip… SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF OF KANE! Machetti stayed on top of Khali and went for the pin, ONE… TWO… THREE! MACHETTI GOT THE PIN! MACHETTI AND KANE WIN!
Riot Time hit as Kane came over and pulled Machetti up to his feet. Kane smirked at his bloody partner then raised his arm up into the air, "Ladies and gentlemen, here are you're winners, MACHETTI AND KANE!" But suddenly Machetti stepped away from Kane then turned to him and shook his head, Machetti pointed to Kane then did an imitation of Kane's pyro taunt. Kane smirked then he and Machetti stood side-by-side in the middle of the ring, and raised their arms up above their head. Then at the same time they snapped their arms down and pyro erupted out of all four corners as Slow Chemical played. Machetti nodded at Kane, then the two of them left the ring and headed towards the back to a standing ovation of the fans.
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That's my Survivor Series match, now before you yell at me and say that that's the same finish as the other match, I'd like to state for the record, that I had this finish in mind since Tuesday when I had Machetti jump off of Kane's shoulders with the diving headbutt. But anyway, I hope you enjoyed it all the same. I felt I made better use of Kane in my match, even though in this situation there was no Katie Vick reference.
But just letting you know, Ball Mahoney was eliminated easily by Miz in the other tag match, and Hornswoggle went off on Matt Striker in his match against Big Daddy V, then Finlay came out and beat the crap out of BDV
'Till Next Time…
Peace!