"A VERY POTTER SITCOM EXTRA SONG"
PERFORMED BY THE CAST…AND…LADY GAGA!
(Song by author JacobKragoff)
(Music Video begins)
(The entire cast of AVPS stands in Gaga postures in the Great Hall, all dressed in odd Gaga clothing)
(Lights flash)
(The Hogwartians begin to move in weird, snake like dance moves)
(The Gaga song "Hogwartian" begins to play, sounding much like the Lady Gaga song "Alejandro")
(Lady Gaga appears at the head of the crowd, dressed in long purple witches dress and with matching pointed witch hat)
(She takes out wand and long, animated strings of light swirl out as she begins to dance and sing)
Gaga singing: I was a muggle…a long lost loser. A woman who could never get what others had! I soon realized….I was special. A poser who turned out to be so bad!
(We see her in room of requirement)
Gaga singing: I then came here…to this Hogwarts. A place where I could use a magic wand. I discovered…it was better….far better than the disco stick I had wanted for so long! I met a boy there….a wizard too. He loved having some dark adventures to do. He was hottest. And modest. I loved the boy…loved the boy…through and through. He was called…the boy who lived. The one who made Voldemort go away. I become one…of his friends! But he could not keep me at bay!
(We see Gaga chasing Harry, who is shirtless, through the corridors)
Gaga: I am…aaaaaa…. Hogwartian! A student and a witch! Hogwartian! A magical bitch! Hogwartian! Wizard through and through! I'm the one who could be with you.
(She and the others begin dancing in the Great Hall)
Gaga: I was corned! By that Weasley! She told me that she was his! But I knew that…he was mine now. He had to be the one I kissed! OHHHHHH!
(We see them all dancing outside in the Entrance Hall)
Gaga: I'm a HOGWARTIAN! The best there is! Hogwartian! I'm all in your biz! Hogwartian! The one to be with you! Hogwartian! I'll love you through and through.
(The rest of the male students appear, shirtless and dance behind her)
Gaga singing: I don't need these losers. These posers. These guys aren't hot or bad! Potter is the…one I wanna….I wanna be with the boy so bad! You think that she loves you, boy? I'm the one so you rejoice. I can rock the world by choice….I'm HOGWARTIAN! The best one! The gal you'll want so bad! I'm the first one…to truly love you! Don't piss me off! Don't knock me down! Don't make mad! I'll make you drown!
(We see her alone over Harry's bed as he sleeps)
Gaga: You have beauty…..of the male! The beauty of the one who's tan, not pale! I must have you! I must do….the thing that will make you wanna be with Gaga! With Lady Gaga! Instead of being Weasley's bromance! Have a bad romance! I'll rock your world! Our lips will curl!
(We see her dancing with the cast in the Great Hall once again)
Gaga: IIIIII….I'm HOGWARTIAN! The best there is! HOGWARTIAN! So, no chizz! HOGWARTIAN! HOGWARTIAN! I'm…Hogwartian…..
(Lights shut off)
END OF SPECIAL AVPS SONG EXTRA. MORE EXTRAS COMING SOON AS THE FINALE IS COMPLETED IN MAKING….