Title: Def Leppard!
Rating: PG
Summary: James really needs to learn his bands.
After yet another long day at the Ministry I apparated home and
opened the door to the flat. Instantly the sounds of my lover
singing along with some band or another assaulted my ears.
"We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde…………Oh! James! You're home! I didn't hear you come
in."
I quickly placed a chaste kiss on Sirius's cheek, discreetly looking
behind him to see if whatever he was cooking looked safe to eat. I
went to turn the music down but stopped as I was hit in the head
with a wooden spoon.
"Ow! Sirius!"
"Sorry, Jimmy."
"You should be."
Sirius looked at the record still playing in the corner.
"Not you, James. Jimmy Page. I was apologizing for you nearly
turning down his beautiful music."
"Siri, baby," I sighed, "Do we have to listen to Def Leppard every
night?"
"…………………THIS IS NOT DEF LEPPARD, JAMES POTTER!"
I sighed again and grabbed a drink from the fridge.
Looks like another long night. Hmmm, how to make him shut up? A
wicked grin crossed my face.
"Siri? Could you come in the bedroom for a minute?"