A/N: Thank you guys so much for all the wonderful reviews. Okay This is chapter one's alternative chapter. I promised myself that I would only do one alternative for each chapter so here it is. Sorry if you didn't get yours. If you don't feel like reading the alternative, then the next chapter will be up either later tonight or tomorrow.
(Buttercup's POV because who doesn't love BC? Sorry Bubbles lovers!)
Ugh. Another fucking morning that Blossom got me up way too early. I don't do anything with myself so why the hell does she get me up at six in the fucking morning. I'm too tired to argue. I really shouldn't have went to that concert last night. Anywho, Leader-Girl decided to pick my clothes at for me and I have to admit the skinny jeans did make my ass look hott. Mitch and James are going to love this. Mitch and James are my guy friends. We all skateboard so we kind of just click.
I threw on my hoodie and stomped down the stares where Blossy was spaced out. I wander what has her so preoccupied. Bubbles floated lightly down the stairs late as always.
"Come on." Bubbles smiled. Blossom didn't look like she was paying attention. I thought Bubbles was the air head. That's why we love her. Sure I fight with her a lot but I do love her. Tell her I said that and I'll kill you.
We landed on the roof of the school just to see all those little preps glare with envy. I growled.
"Why can't I just beat the crap outta them?" I mumbled knowing Miss Goody-two-shoes answer.
"Because we were created to protect them." She told me in her annoying as fuck motherly tone. I scoffed as we jumped off the school and sat at the water fountain. A buzz hit my ears before I could see what it was then flashes of dark blue, dark red, and dark green were landing in our parking lot. Of course all the girls swarmed to see. The three figures emerged from the crowd smirking.
"What." Bubbles gasped.
"The." Blossom tried to finish but stopped.
"HELL!" I screamed jumping up as I recognized the RowdyRuff Boys. "Oh hell no! Get out of my town now!" I felt Blossoms hand on my shoulder and I shot her a quick glare that I knew she didn't catch.
"Looks like you're still letting Momma Blossom control you." Butch smirked. Oh hell no! He did not fucking just say that! I lunged at him wanting to crush his skull. Leader-Girl didn't release her grip on me and I recoiled back. I growled under my breath sending him murderous glares. He just kept smirking knowing I couldn't do anything.
"What do you want? If it's trouble, forget about it." Blossy warned them trying to be intimidating. It was almost funny. I couldn't help the small smile that formed on my lips. Hell! Bubbles was more intimidating than her nowadays!
"Now Blossom. Can we not try to blah our blah without being blahblahblah?" Brick said. Why the big, fancy words! He's Blossom with a dick, I swear it! Oh, but he wore a smirk that I knew would piss her off.
"Sure you can. Just not here." She replied looking more pissed by the second. In her eyes and Brick's, was simply adulterated lust. This isn't good.
"Who says?" He challenged her. Butch rolled his eyes. He caught my eye and pointed between the two and started making kissy faces. I started acting like Blossom and put my hands on my hips and acted like I was saying something smart. Butch contained his laugh and put his hands on his heart and pumped outwards. We both had to bite our tongues to keep ourselves from laughing.
"We do. No one wants you here. Leave now!" Blossom shot back. I scrunched up my face and did that silly, child-like glare of hers. Brick still flinched back like her words hurt him. Butch looked at his brother with that 'what the fuck' look.
"I think they want us here." Brick motioned the the fan girls. Butch glanced back and rolled his eyes. With his lips, he spelled out sluts with a snicker.
"Air-heads don't count as someone." Blossom shot back. I pointed at her and put my hands on my head and pulled the outward like my head was blowing up and faked toppling over. I did that dumb look those air heads do when they don't want to do something or when that have to work. Butch hunched over laughing.
"So you want me here, too." Brick faked being flattered. How did no one notice us?
"In your dreams. You can either leave now with your dignity or you can leave later with broken ribs." Blossom growled. Butch covered his eyes and mouthed 'I'm so scared!'. I smirked and mouthed back, 'you should be.'
"How are you going to do that? We're twice as strong and big as you." Brick scoffed. Butch flexed his muscles and kissed each of his biceps before doing the 'firepower' pose.
"Buttercup." Blossomed queued. I smirked and tackled Butch sending him flying about a mile.
"Fuck! You've got some power behind you small one." Butch laughed.
"Small one?" I growled and tackled him again. Relentless. Blossom would kill me if I didn't nearly kill him. Looks like here goes nothing. I sent punch after punch into his gut before kicking him in the nuts.
"Not the jewels!" He screamed holding his nuts. "That's it small fry!" He shouted and tackled me sending me crashing into the ground in a field. I quickly took dominance and punched his nose. It gushed blood. I smiled sadistically.
"Whatcha gonna do now, Gigantor!" I yelled popping out my chest like a black person in movies when they're being too stereopypically black (I'm not Blossom so I'm not going to worry about being politically correct). I gave him the universal bring it on motion and he smiled before lunging at me.
"This Mini-Mouse!" He laughed as he tackled me planting a soft kiss on my lips.
"Whoah." I gasped with a smile. "Now I'm going to feel really bad for kicking your ass."
"Bring it Reese's Cup." He smirked and I punched him over and over again. It's brought. Soon he fell to the ground unconcious and spitting up blood. Damn. There goes kissing him again. I gathered him in my arms and started flying back to campus. I met up with Bubbles halfway and she took looked sad about having to beat up Boomer. I don't blame her. She's been crushing on that boy since Kindergarden!
We hovered in the air when we got to the school. Blossom was sitting on the concious Brick's stomach laughing. What the hell! She told us we need to be relentless and she barely bruised him! As I got close enough to the ground I tossed Butch to the side and sent Blossom a deadly glare.
"Blossom! Why didn't you finish him?" I spat putting every ounce of venom I had into the question.
"Gloating is more fun." She replied with a weak laugh.
"And you told us to toughen up." Bubble scoffed. "Just because you think he's cute doesn't mean you can go easy on him!" Blossom was redder than Brick's shirt. So she does like him! Good! I'm the tough one. I'm glad I'm not in the same boat as just Bubbles.
"He's hardly cute." She defended herself meekly. "Plus, he's my blahblah. Just because it's fun to rub in the fact that I'm a better fighter than him into his ginger face doesn't mean anything at all!" Why couldn't she just say enemy? Screw her big words! Yes I know what they mean but I hate them!
"Dude, you're a ginger."I toppled over laughing. "Your hair is like a shade off from each other and neither of you have freckles so you're both equally gingerish!"
"Jerk." She mumbled pouting.
"Was that a three letter word from the great wise one's mouth!" I gasped sarcastically. Then I realized it was a four letter word and hated my stupid mouth and brain for saying the wrong number.
"I think it was four." Brick mumbled through his hazy conciousness. I kicked him in the head mad at him for pointing it out. He K.. Blossom sent me a pathetic glare.
"Ladies, what happened here?" Our principal, Miss Caprio, asked. We all three bit our lips and looked at our counterparts.
"Nothing out of the ordinary." I smiled innocently. "Just taking out the bad guys since it's our civil duty!" Yeah I'm a bull shitter. Gotta problem. Meet Suzy and Crush. My fists.
"Do I need to call the police to pick them up? Or an ambulance?" She asked nervously not looking for a law suit.
"That wouldn't help. Only Blossom's big butt will." Bubble giggled. I snorted while Blossom tried again to be bad when she isn't and glared. "Ma'am we need to stay with them until they wake up. Will you inform our teachers?"
"Certainly, Darling." Miss Caprio smiled and walked off. Feeling awkward I sat on Butch's stomach. Brick seemed to be getting a bit handsy in his sleep. I zoned out as they started flirting. I stared at Butch's innocent sleeping face. How can someone who issupposed to be my own personally made poison make me feel like so... so happy. His thick, luscious lips were beckoning to me. Begging me to taste them.
His hair was in a perfect mess and he looked like an Adonis. I tried to remember ever seeing him look so amazing and I couldn't. Any other time I saw him we were fighting. His eyes opened gradually and he looked over at our siblings and gave me a wink before bucking like he was trying to get my off. I laughed and grabbed onto his shirt hanging on.
"Get her off me!" Butch screamed.
"Like you don't love it." I giggled too low for our siblings to hear. He smirked showing me he did. Brick said something I didn't hear and Butch shouted at him telling him to stop flirting and help him. All of a sudden I was thrown off him and Brick was sitting on Butch's head. Brick jumped up in the air grabbing his ass.
"You fucking bit my ass!" Brick yelled. I literally fell over laughing as Butch wore a proud smirk.
"You shouldn't have sat on me." Butch shrugged. True.
"Can you not take a joke, you fucking gayford?" Brick growled. Uh oh! Looks like a fight in the making. This is not good.
"Just because you're the oldest doesn't mean I can't kick your ass!" Butch spat back.
"Try me." Brick retorted before Boomer got between the two of them.
"Guys. Fight later when we aren't in the company of the fairer sex, will you?" Boomer asked motioning to us. I rolled my eyes. He acts like we've never seen two guys fight.
"Boomer, they're better fighters than us. I doubt they'd care if I showed this punk who's boss." Brick glared and Butch. I smiled. Finally he says something intelligent.
"Grow some balls." Blossom told Brick without thinking. I gasped in shock. He and his brothers looked at her shocked before his brothers fell backwards in laughter. "Fighting your little brothers just makes you a bully. A real man can walk away from a fight."
"You never fight with Buttercup or Bubbles?" Brick questioned her seriously. Oh never! YEAH RIGHT! We fight twenty-four/seven
"Oh, we fight all the time. Then again, I don't have balls either."She smirked. He sent her an annoyed glare as his brothers started to gasp for air they were laughing so hard. I couldn't control my laughter and Bubbles was quietly giggling.
"Fine." He mumbled. His brothers instantly stopped laughing and looked at him in disbelief. WHAT! No real guy takes that alive! What is wrong with him?
"Whaaaa!" Boomer and Butch yelled in unison! My point exactly
"You are not just going to take that are you?" Boomer asked. Apparently.
"What else am I supposed to do?" Brick shrugged. Ummm fight back! Say something smart-ass! Pull a Blossom! Stop being such a whipped little cry-baby! Any of those sound good!
"Good boy." Blossom told him like she was training a dog. She smirked her oh-so-sure of herself smile. The boys exchanged a glance that's when it started. Boy! That is creepy. Who in the world does that!
A/N: Okay so there you have it! The next chapter, I'll puttingout tomorrow since you amazing people gave me 17 reviews! You are absolutely fabulous and I love each and every one of you! lol Tell me what you think about Buttercup's POV! Better? Worse? Hilarious? Dull? Doofinshitzal? (If you choose the last one tell me what it means when you say)