Disclaimer: Why would I own Naruto? If I did then I wouldn't be writing a fanfic. I'd spend all my time drawing manga and watching anime and HAVING FUN! Okay I'm done with my rant.

Sasuke woke up. He was in a forest, it was rather dark and he felt a pain near his chest. He realized that he had breasts.

He was a girl, a freaking girl. He was about to cry, it wasn't fair. He didn't want to be a girl. Suddenly a wisp of air blew by, the shinigami he met about, a night ago?

It seemed like years since he's been sleeping. The shinigami handed him a package and said "Inside the package, there are a change of clothes and money and oh yeah, you do make a pretty looking girl."

"Huh?"

"Why don't you look at your self in the mirror?" The shinigami reached in a pocket and took out a small gold mirror.

"Here"

Sasuke took the mirror and stared at her reflection.

What our poor Uchiha found was a pale face, raven hair tied in a ponytail and with sapphire eyes looking back at him (or shall we say her?)

The shinigami chuckled and said "Here, keep it. In every world we always give the humans a little gift."

"Like a magic mirror" Sasuke said sarcastically.

"It's not magic, I never knew you liked magic items. (Maybe I should have put you in the Harry Potter Universe)

While "she" was looking at her reflection the shinigami disappeared.

She changed into a blue shirt and white Capri's. Strapped the knapsack (which shrunk) on her right leg checked for kunai and shuriken

Put the mirror into the knapsack that the shinigami has given him (her, from now I'm going to refer Sasuke as her) and walked.

She walked for what seemed like forever felt a pain in her chest. This "things" were dragging her down. If only she didn't have them. Damn!

She stopped and opened the bag and found bandages. She bound them rather awkwardly for it's "her" first time.

Then she ate the bento that was also in her bad and fell asleep exhausted. It was a long day and she was so tired.

The next thing she knows what a bright haired blond eyed boy poking her.

Next to the boy was a weird looking kid wearing a stupid outfit and an stupid smile. So that was the guy that replaced him. Heh, he looks weak.

There was a girl with a friendly look in her emerald eyes and pinkish hair. No doubt it's Sakura.

"Is she dead?" Naruto clueless as ever asked.

"Of course not" Sakura said "You moron, and I was such a fool believing that you got better over the last two years."

"Gomen, Sakura-chan!"

"Its okay, Naruto" Sakura smiled, she thought of him as a younger brother. One who gets in trouble and sometimes hate. But helps you at the times you need the most. He's always part of her life. After….after what happened.

"Anyway, I apologize for that idiot Naruto. By the why, what's you name?"

"S-Saya, Uchiro Saya"

"Oh, well, hello Saya-chan. My name is Uzumaki Naruto, that's Sakura-chan, and their idiot Sai. I want to be the Hokage of the Konohagakure

. And bring a friend back, even if he is dead."

"Excuse that Penisless freak, what village are you from?"

"I used to be from Konohagakure." It was the only response she could think of and it wasn't a lie.