Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except a Sasuke pillow I got in China (and still in China), five bookmarks, three posters, and a pack of stickers! Oh yeah and Shonen Jump mag subscriptions.

I shall make the Shinigamis obsessed with quotes. Muhahaha!

Enma was rather angry, his scouts claimed that Sasuke was actually succeeding. The percent rate of failure is 100 and he wanted it to stay that way.

He was rather sadistic you see, always wanting to trick mortals into false hope. Because as they say "Hope always die last".

He thought about it as he was munching a pear. And then an evil smile came to his phantomlike face.

Naruto meanwhile was enjoying a bowl of miso ramen to celebrate his victory. But it was free! Saya was treating him (I don't know where she got the money 'k? Can anybody give an idea?) and Sai was also eating.

She got the idea from a book of quotes, which were in her bag. How did she know that it was a goodie bag, filled with a book, a comb, a credit card, and other things.

She got the quote "Keep your friends close, but enemies even closer"

Naruto was talking to Sai, and Sai was politely listening…like a FRIEND!

During the ramen, Naruto kept on glancing at Saya who wasn't touching her's at all.

Naruto wasn't that good at feelings, and plus the ramen was going to go to waste. So he asked politely, and Sasuke with a sign, gave it to him.

It was just like the normal Naruto. He would always get on Sasuke's nerves, but they were still best friends. Well, at least he hoped so; he will not be replaced by Sai.

Sasuke tried to reassure himself, that he was not jealous of Sai. Sai was just part of the background and nothing more. He wouldn't be Naruto's best friend. Or would he?

But Sai and Naruto acted like that they were friends, they were laughing Naruto loud laugh Sasuke had missed so much, and a annoying soft laugh, that was just stupid.

So Sasuke was bored, he flipped to a random page and there was the deadfall

"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.." It was said by an American named something Elliot.

She felt even guiltier then the past few days, and then she was falling.

The book hit the grass and landed with a soft clank. Naruto was trying to wake up "Saya" and Sai, picked up the book.

The book was dusty and had a faint smell of pears (I wonder how that happened), and Sai placed it back into the bag.

He was bored, he didn't really like Naruto as a friend, or anything. The baka was just someone to talk to.

And that Saya person, she reminded him of someone. He forgot who but someone, someone he'd met. But that was impossible everyone who met him, he killed.

But wasn't it strange that they found her when they were on another pointless mission, that Naruto had wanted to do. To get him closer to-

"We have a mission" Naruto was talking to him

"Oh" he replied back, he was trying to impersonate someone that he forgot.

"Are you even listening?" Naruto asked in a huff

"No"

"Come on Sai, Saya's going too!"

"Hn" he was such a good actor, he mentally congratulated himself.

"We'll leave without you! Come on Saya!"

Oh Shit! He was talking to Saya. "Coming" Saya said.

Sai followed the bouncing, blue eyed wonder. They walked to the Hokage's office and Tsunade was sitting there. She was holding a piece of paper.

Sakura walked in and Tsunade started to explain.

"I assume you all have been to Oto, excluding Saya right?"

"Hai" they all replied.

"Well, our client has an older sibling that was taken and your job is to get her back, this is a B ranked mission. You have to infiltrate the mansion and find a girl with purplish hair. That's not that hard, isn't it?"

"No" all four replied, but in there minds they had different ideas.

Sakura was still thinking of the dungeons and snakes that inhabited there.

Naruto was thinking of all the twisted experiments, and stuff.

Sai was smiling and thinking about the entire library of medical books.

And our favorite shinobi was thinking "Oh Shit!"