(Brick's POV)
Wow. I don't know what came over Blossom last night after Boomer and Bubbles left and Butch and Buttercup passes out, but it was amazing. I can't believe we made such sweet love. I always thought she'd want to wait but last night she told me that she needed to show me how much she loved me. I hope she doesn't regret it because I know I don't.
"Morning sleeping beauty!" Blossom sang and kissed me quickly before going back to cooking.
"Good morning, Love." I chuckled. She obviously doesn't regret it. That's when two very tired looking Boomer and Bubbles came dragging ass into the kitchen looking like they had a rough night.
"Man, you look like death." I laughed not being able to help it.
"Shut up." He grumbled and sat in the chair across from me. "I promised myself that I would never say this but Brick, you were right. I hate sex and I will never have it ever again!" He hit his head on the table. Huh?
"Why is that?" I asked.
"Brat is pregnant. Three fucking months pregnant." He told me still banging his head against the trembling table.
"Don't sweat it bro. You're probably not the father. We both know she's a whore. She sleeps with anything with a dick." I reminded him only to have a cold liquid poured down my back. I looked behind me to see it was Blossom who had dumped it on me. I bit my tongue not to yell.
"May I ask why there is milk running down my back?" I asked semi-calmly.
"Because you're an ass." She yelled and ran out of the room.
"What did you do!" Bubbles screamed at me and ran after her sister. What the hell did I do?
"Man, what has her hormones raging today? She on the rag or something?" Boomer asked as confused as me.
"No. She's not PMS or on the rag. I don't know what I did." I shook my head still watching the door.
"You didn't?" Boomer asked slowly. "Fuck! You did! You idiot! You don't go calling girls whores right after you sleep with them!" He yelled and threw an orange at me. Fuck!
"I didn't call Blossom a whore though! I called Brat a whore!" I reminded him.
"The way you said it made it sound like any girl that sleeps with a dude is a whore. You are such a fuck up!" He yelled at me.
"Okay, thanks for the advice Baby-Daddy!" I yelled not even realizing what I was saying.
"Seriously dude. That's cold. Go to hell." He spat and walked out of the room. Great! Fabulous. Maybe he's right. Maybe I am just a fuck-up. That's when the all too perfect couple walked in and started laughing at me.
"What did you do to fuck up this time?" Butch laughed.
"Long story." I grumbled and hit my head against the table. I should go talk to Blossom I guess. Boomer will eventually get over it. I walked to my room and knocked.
"Go away you jackass!" Blossom screamed. I tried turning the doorknob but she locked it. "It's locked dipshit!" She yelled.
"Blossom, please, you aren't the first person to lock me out of my room." I reminded her and took the pocket knife out of my pocket and turned the tumblers manually. I walked in and she was huddled up on the bed hiding behind a pillow. I laid down the pocket knife.
"Bubbles, can I please talk to Blossom alone?" I asked her quietly. She nodded and left shutting her door on the way out. I sat down on the edge of the bed.
"So what? Are you going to break up with me now that you got what you want?" She asked looking terrified.
"Of course not. What type of guy do you think I am? Blossom, I love you with all my heart. All I want is for you to be happy." I whispered and she looked up at me confused. "I'm not going to leave you until the day I stop breathing. Even then I might go all ghosty on you and hang around protecting you from all the hounds." I winked. She giggled and hugged me. I pulled her into my lap and wrapped my arms around her.
"Brick, last night, we didn't use a condom." She whispered realizing it. "I'm not on the pill either."
"It's okay." I whispered. "No matter what happens, I'll be right here."
"I'm 16 fucking years old! I'm not having a baby." She yelled.
"Okay. Okay. I'll run to the drug store and I'll get you the morning after pill." I calmed her down. She nodded. I sat her on the bed and opened the door to find Buttercup standing there with a silver packet and a glass of water.
"Call it woman's intuition." She shrug and I took the little packet with a thankful smile. She closed the door and I handed the two little white pills and glass of water to Blossom.
"I'll never tell her but Buttercup is amazing." Blossom laughed and popped the pills and took a swig of the water. She looked at me and smile and something inside me didn't feel right. She was that terrified of having my kids. She's young, who could blame her. Was she afraid he/she would end up like me? Brick, stop worrying so much.
"Come on. Let's go eat." She sang and pulled me up and skipped ahead of me to the kitchen. I stopped at the doorway and watched her with a small smile. Don't worry, Blossom. There's plenty of time when we're older to have kids. We'll just practice until then. I stopped my thinking and walked on into the kitchen to find everyone else eating. One big family. This is what I had wanted wasn't it? All of them happy. Myself being happy. Maybe life isn't perfect but it's perfect enough.
"I'm going to be an aunt." Buttercup randomly started to smile and bounce up and down excitedly.
"I'm going to be a step-mommy, so I gotcha beat." Bubbles giggled and looked honestly excited and happy.
"And I'm going to be a teen dad. Woo." Boomer grunted with a sarcastic venom.
"It's not gonna be that bad. I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun witnessing birth." I smirked.
"Yeah, yeah, virgin boy. Make fun. Damn! I can't fucking call you virgin boy anymore. I hate my life!" He slammed his head against the table. Boomer, not eating? Maybe the world is coming to an end? "Don't get mad at him, Bloss. I guessed. Fuck it! Since when do I care!" Boomer pulled at his hair and it was genuinely amusing.
"Calm down. We've all got your back. The world isn't coming to an end." Butch assured him.
"Butch? Were you just being reassuring? That's it! Life as I knew it is officially over!"
"And when did all this start happening?" Blossom asked curiously.
"When Brick told me that we were moving here..."
"Are you blaming me?" I asked appalled.
"Yes, I'm blaming you for not making me be more like you." He grumbled. "I wouldn't be in this fucking mess if Brat could of taken a morning after pill and killed the demon spawn."
"Don't talk about her like that!" Bubbles shouted and slapped his arm. "Your baby shall be beautiful and bright and funny just like you."
"If it's just like Boomer then the world is in trouble." Butch laughed making me laugh too but all three of the girls glared daggers at us. What? Come on, a kid as evil as Brat and as stupid as Boomer is sure to be hell on earth.
"Seriously, what is with women and babies!"I sighed frustrated. Butch shook his head in response.
"They're adorable!" Bubbles squealed in reply.
"Then they grow up into that." I motioned to Boomer. He didn't even try to say anything. Wow, he is broken. "Oh come on Boomer, you know we're just teasing. You're the crazy to my sanity. Hell, I might be the baby-daddy if I didn't have to grow up raising you."
"Yeah, I should of listened when you said with great sex comes great responsibility." He grumbled.
"Um. Spiderman said that and it was with great power comes great responsibility." I chuckled.
"You know I don't know Shakespeare!" He grunted. Seriously? SERIOUSLY! He smiled when he caught sight of my frustrated expression. "Gotcha."
"Okay, this has not been a very productive day!" Blossom said out of the blue. Does she seem bored to you?
"Seems like it's been a very re-productive day for some of us." Buttercup giggled.
"You're so corny." Boomer laughed along with her.
"But it's what makes me lovable!"
"Really? I thought it was your violent and very boyish ways." I snorted sarcastically.
"Hey, that's my girlfriend your talking to." Butch got all evil eye on me.
"Hey, that's your older brother you're talking to." I mocked his tone. Even he had to crack a smile.
"Seriously, peoples. I'm bored. Someone tell me something I can do." Blossom frowned looking bored out of her mind.
"Brick." They all chorused making my face match my eyes.
"Not a bad suggestion." Blossom smile broadly making me go redder.
"Sick! No! No! I can't take this. He's my brother and you're like my little sister. That's mind incest." Butch gagged.
"Oh but she's so good." I taunted wrapping my arms around Blossom. She turned around and started kissing me before we heard Butch puke. I fell over laughing which means we both fell to the ground.
"No talking about what you two do behind closed doors." He pathetically ordered.
"Okay, we won't close the door then." I smiled. Payback is a bitch, isn't it Butchy-boy? He sent we he hardest glare and grabbed Blossom and yanked her away from me.
"No steal any other innocence away from her. She's my sister!" He yelled really acting like a big brother which made me smile harder.
"Oh, trust me. She's not that innocent. You'd know if you woulda saw her last night." I winked giving him the knowing smirk he use to give me when he talked about getting laid.
"Seriously, dude. Shut the hell up before I punch you so hard, you'll be sucking your own dick." He growled actually being protective. This is too funny.
"But I have Blossom to do that for me." I smirked and everyone was laughing, even Blossom. Good, I'd feel like an ass if she was actually upset by this. I raised my hand and caught his fist right before he bunched he straight on the nose.
"Dude, calm down. You do realize she's not really your sister, right?" I reminded him. His face dropped and so did his fist.
"Oi! Shows how long it's been since I've got some." He chuckled and ran a hand through his hair. "But you're worth it, babe." Butch winked at Buttercup. She looked uncomfortable.
"Let's go ice skating!" Bubbles yelled suddenly.
"Sure." We all shrugged. With a flash the girl's were gone and back but when they came back they were in little winter outfits, scarves and all, with perfectly white ice skates in their hand. When did they get those or did that put them in their trunks?
"We have our ways." Buttercup answered my thoughts. Creepy. "Am not." She pouted. What the hell! A smirk laced across her face. Oi! What Butch sees in her, I can't tell.
"COME ON! LET'S GO!" Bubbles shouted and took off out the roof. Who had opened that? Oh shit. I'm loosing my mind. I took off after the racing girls and caught up to them rather easily. Princess 1, 2, and 3 loosing their touch? We touched down in front of the place and I had to fight Blossom to pay her admission.
"Fuck it, Brick. My money's your money so why the hell are we arguing!" Blossom yelled and crossed her arms. I slid a twenty behind her back to the guy with a smirk. She 'humff'ed and crossed her arms with a pout.'
"It's the principle." I shrugged with a smile.
"Thank you." She grumbled and walked in as I grabbed my ice-skates from the man. As we walked in to the little bench area we could see it was definitely couples night. Her eyes lit up as her favorite song came on. Apparently it reminds her of me. I Just Call You Mine by Martina McBride. I slipped my skates on and grabbed her hand. Let's hope I don't fall too many times. She practically ran to the ice; I had to hover above the ground to keep from tripping. How often do they ice-skate. For super heroes they have a lot of free time.
"Um, Blossom. It's been awhile since I've ice skated." I admitted with a blush. She smiled reassuringly as she stepped onto the ice. I stepped on it too and could feel myself loosing my balance. I had to half way kick in my flying stability to keep from falling on my butt. We moved to the side to unblock the entrance and Boomer and Bubbles glided in. Boomer of course showing off the fact that he's a hockey player and great on the ice. Butch and Buttercup ran onto the ice. Butch was just as good as Boomer and he's never ice-skated before. Why are my brothers better at everything than me? They're Gary-sue and I'm the messed up one. Gosh. FML!
"Just relax and it comes naturally. Don't worry. You're super human! What's the worst that could happen." She smiled and stepped and I did the same motion that everyone else was doing. Okay, yeah, what's the worst that could happen.
What's the worst that could happen? Let's see, I had to catch myself every two minutes, I fell down on my ass 12 times, I fell on my face 6 times, I've gotten three bloody noses and my ass is deeper bruised than a banana that's been man handled by gorillas. On the bright side, they had a pairs skating contest and Blossom won... with Butch, who has never fucking skated a day in his life and I played hockey from the time I was 11 to 13. Yeah. Fan-bloody-tastic. Fuck my fucking life.
"Those two seem awful close." A high pitched, nasal voice hit my ears. To my side, which was parked at the first aid bench watching the winners do their victory routine, was a redhead with purplish blue eyes. Contacts maybe because they doesn't look natural. Her make-up was soft and she looked rather down to earth though. Why does she look so strangely familiar though? "Do you know if they're together?"
"No. That's my girlfriend and my brother." I replied sourly. Could people stop pointing out that those two have chemistry. I fucking know. It's just another thing to add to my reasons to die list. Not that I'm suicidal or anything...
She snorted and looked honestly amused like I had said something funny.
"That's why they're skating to Love Like Woe? I've seen a lot of ice-skating in my days and the only pairs I've seen skate body to body like them were married with kids." She frowned and walked away. Fuck her. I trust Blossom more than to think that there's anything going on between those two. I trust her right... Yeah. Of course I do. Butch, not so much... No, Buttercup would kick his ass... unless she knows. Oh God! Brick stop! You're just making life hard on yourself.
I got up and walked to the edge as the rink started to fill again as their routine ended. Blossom hugged Butch. Butch, your hands do not need to be that low. Okay, seriously, jealousy bug needs to go away. She kissed his cheek. What! Oh hell no! Brick, it's just a friendly kiss. Just a sisterly kiss. Exactly.
"That was so cool!" Blossom squealed as she skated over to me. I nodded. "Who knew Butch could ice skate like that? That was pretty amazing, don't you think? It's so, so much fun having Butch around though!" It's just an adrenaline high. She's just happy that they won. Don't say anything you're going to regret. I swallowed my pride and smile a more convincing smile.
"That's great, babe." I smiled and kissed her passionately. She deepened the kiss and I could feel the smile through the kiss. See Brick, nothing to worry about. I pulled away with a smile and she looked like she was on a brand new high.
"I love you." She whispered and kissed me again. Come on, what did I have to worry about?