It's update time~! Wiki wiki woo! *hums Hamtaro theme song* Since ya'll have been so patient (I hope) Holly has blessed ye children with more RussiaxChina goodness. Lots of more goodies packaged inside. I hope you people like this, cause this has been incomplete for a month or two now. Junior year is crazy stuff, with reports and projects flying in all directions. Fear not, I shall brave the papers and hopefully make it out of the battle with A's and B's; C's means less updates.

Also I will be starting a new project if my grades are acceptable. What is this project you say? Oh hoh hoh, just read and review and maybe Holly will spill her secrects.

Please the Ladies

By Holly Lawliet

Chapter 3

With everything finally settled, everybody was downstairs. Yong Soo was finally allowed to stay the night as long as he didn't aggravate everybody; Ivan was given permission to kick him out if there was a reason to. But to Yao's dismay, his no good of a sister (he really did love her, he really did) knew the Korean was here and was fine with it. According to what he was told, Yong Soo came to pick up some manhwa that Yao presumably borrowed and was allowed to go through his room to retrieve them.

But how she never realized he had been upstairs for at least 20 minutes, Yao would never know.

"You should have seen the look of Alfred's face when I finally told him that the "overcooked squid" he was eating was actually ox—"

"Oh, don't tell the girls that aru!" China yelled out before Korea had an opportunity to finish his sentence. He did not want his guests to be acquainted with the odd things in this world that were edible. That and when his siblings were little, he had told him it was squid as well to avoid whining.

As the two Asians continued to clash over their food, Vietnam got an unexpected text. Once she saw the caller id, she had to hold back a snigger. She hastily read the message and snapped her phone shut.

"Này, Aniki? Why do you STILL wear that ponytail? You wore the same drab thing when we were little? Remember him and the tree, Meimei?" Taiwan twirled her ahoge as she thought and gave a little hum.

She gave a giggle as she thought back. It was back when her and her siblings were still tiny and under the rule of China. They had all went out for a picnic trip at the Yangtze River and a few of the trees were still bare and lifeless in appearance from the pungent winter winds. Yong Soo had gotten a hold of Kiku's paper kite and had it flown up high in a tree branch. So being the big brother he was, China had climbed up the tree and retrieved the small kite.

"I remember! His ponytail got tangled up!" The entire room lit up with laughter, Korea having the worse giggle fits as he was, at the moment, caught up with wrinkling up his hanbok rolling around on the floor. China turned cherry as he recalled the day he almost though of cutting his hair. He had just dropped the kite back down to the children and was about to head down when his hair snarled in the branch above.

"Aiyah~! Maybe if I had some help, then I wouldn't have been stuck up there for two hours aru!"

From out of nowhere, Korea popped up and wrapped his sleeves in a tight rib crushing hug. With his Korean strength, it was a surprise China's spine didn't snap in two, especially since he had received the same treatment many times in the past.

"Maybe Aniki needs to cut his girly hair! I don't want an older sister!" Yong Soo started to twirl the ponytail around as Yao pouted at all the unwanted attention. The spotlight wasn't what he had planned for tonight; it was just supposed to be him and Ivan, alone! That was the bad things about adopting so many siblings, no time to yourself.

Darn fate and her evil intentions…

"I'm not getting my hair cut aru! If you think I'd do something as ridiculous as that you ar—Khuyen, why do you have bows?! Yong Soo put that hair spray away! Girls?! IT'S RUDE FOR GUESTS TO GANG UP ON THEIR HOST'S BROTHER ARU!"

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"Awwww your brother looks so adorable now, Meimei! What do you think, Viktoria?"

"I think the bows bring out Mr. Yao's eyes."

"I'll say! I told you pink 'n white polka dots would work!"

"Aniki is a girl da ze~! Cute girls originated in—"

"Nah, Yao is my girlfriend now, da?"

Yao was furious. No, furious wasn't the word…there wasn't a word. All his guests had tackled him, pinned him down and messed his hair all up. It was the 21st century for lord's sake; someone should have come up with a word for a situation like this. Alas the only words that could be said were something he didn't his guests hear out of his mouth. The potty mouthing was left to England; he had reason to anyway for what he had to put up with these days.

Now, he was sporting pigtails fixed up with neon pink ribbons, mini decorative bows pinning his bangs down and last but not least, a teeny tiara adorn with pink heart stones and rhinestones. To add to the torment, Babette applied make up: Blue eye shadow, purple eye-liner, mascara, a pound of blush, and rose red lipstick to top it all off.

"Oh suck it up, brother. You look pretty" Taiwan said as she gave her new drag queen brother a pat on the shoulder.

"Pretty stupid is what I look like not to mention feel aru." China pouted as he made his made out of the mess of pillows and beauty supplies, leaving the girls (and a daydreaming Korea) to the mischief. A mellow Russia followed slowly behind.

Yao locked the door behind them and didn't hesitate to make his way to the bathroom to observe the damage. "I look like a slut aru~! A big American slut! I'm lucky they didn't slap one of those printed bras Meimei buys aru!"

"I don't think Yao looks like slut, not at all. Nope, Yao looks nothing like Alfred. Besides, I love the smell of vanilla~!" Russia sang out with a smile. Yao just grinned to his reflection at how lightly Ivan took such things, especially when his boyfriend was attacked with the so called vanilla perfume that he enjoyed. If it had been him that was beautified…such things should be left unsaid. None of the girls would ever show their faces again and/or ally to protect themselves.

China started to dig through the cabinets to collect a few towels (because just one wasn't going cut it) when he felt two strong arms wrap around his waist. Russia rested his head on the Asian's shoulder and sniffed the sweet aroma nestled on his neck. "I how Jao smells…Jao smells delectable…"

Yao felt the heat rise to his face and make the powdered blush stand out even worse. Ivan's breath was balmy in his ears as he felt an equally warm tongue slither across his neck. Unexpectedly, Yao mewled a moan as Ivan traced his thighs through his thin changshan.

He finally melted in his arms, putty ready to be played with vigorously.

*growls at weird document editor* This thing is screwed up...ANYWAY please perform the ancient art of read and review and that shall make Holly happy and in turn Holly shall make you happy with update for motivation is key, young jedis.