Me: Yaaaay new chapter…
Julie: Yaaay… you're like 1000 months late..
Me: Whaa…
Vilde: Shut it!
Me: Hey don't be so mean!
Vilde & Julie: Just kidding! SURPRISE!
*smashes a big cream cake in my face*
Me: Oh I love cherries… *sparkling eyes*
Julie & Vilde: *sweatdrop*
Me: aaanyways, as you know I do not own any characters from Naruto, those are Ching Chang kinamann-tissa-I-eit-melkespann's (ask Chocoholic93 for a translation! She'd love that! Muwhahahhahah…). I do however own Julie, Vilde, Anne and the plot of this story.
It was a usual night and the gang, including Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Julie, Vilde, Anne and Naruto, were gathered at the bowling alley. "Hey guys, how about the one who loses have to audition for the role as Sandy?" Julie said and snickered. "I'm in!" Vilde said enthusiastic and smiled. She knew very well that she wouldn't be that person.
Anne muttered something that no one could understand, but it sounded a bit like "That's my role bitches…" All the guys except for Naruto groaned unhappily, but nodded.
Twenty seconds later a tomato… erh …Anne was sliding on her stomach along the floor with her hand stuck in the bowl. Julie and Vilde looked at each other and burst out laughing. Kiba tried, and failed hard not to laugh. Their expressions changed a bit later when Anne to everyone's surprise had gotten three strikes in the exact same way; sliding into the pins.
The only disadvantage about this strategy was that the bowling employee had to go and get her every time – something that ended in him being pretty grumpy as he got his keys the third time. "Do it again and I'll personally make sure that you'll stay there for the rest of your life!" he barked at Anne who gulped and blushed. "It won't happen again" she managed to stutter.
Four minutes later a dark roar sounded in the bowling alley. "DIDN'T I TELL YOU THAT IF YOU GOT STUCK IN THE BOWLING AGAIN I WOULD PERSONALY MAKE SURE THAT YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MISERABEL LIFE THERE?"
Anne looked frightened. "But it wasn't my fault! I had to rescue Naruto who got his hand stuck in the bowl! So well, I came after him" The bowling employee narrowed his eyes and stared Anne right into her eyes, their faces few inches apart. "GET. OUT" Anne stared at him even more frightened than before. "NOW" he bellowed and Anne ran as if she was being chased by Orochimaru in a pink swimming suit.
Kiba looked angrily at the bowling employee. "Do that again and I swear I will kill you!" "Do you know her?" the bowling dude mocked. "That's my girlfriend you idiot!" Kiba snarled.
The rest of the gang walked calmly outside. In other words; Julie and Vilde pretty much rolled out as they were laughing so much that they had a hard time standing.
"Well, I guess that means that no one won" Naruto said stating the obvious. "Yeah, but no one lost either, so practically every one of us has to audition" Vilde added smirking evilly. "Break a leg Sasuke" Kiba said and howled with laughter. Sasuke looked like someone had forced a lemon up his butt which made everyone laugh even harder.
Sooo what do you think? ^.^ Yes, my humor is pretty lame but it's my type of humor.
Question of the week: What would you rather eat; Orochimarus used boxer or a giant tarantella?
That's it for now. See yah later!
