READ THIS: okay I have no idea what Yuuri's mom 's name is. For some reason I keep thinking that Jennifer sooo I have written Jennifer if you know her real name PLEASE tell me!!! I need to know her name (for future references)…. oh and I know I took long but hey, don't be irritated know cause you have this chap to read… yaaaaayyyyaaaayyya! Ok, you can read now.

Chapter 5: On Earth

It wasn't like Yuuri was complaining. NO, it was quite fine like this. Well…It could have been much worse he supposed. He could have ended up in some small pond in front of the house (as had he had experienced once before.)

No, compared to this situation things could have turned out much worse but really…. WHY did it have to be like THIS??

By this, Yuuri was referring to the position in which he and Wolfram had ended up in. It was (like Yuuri told himself) a very persuasive position.

Well everything had gone fine. Both Yuuri and Wolfram had been sucked up into a whirlwind of swirling water and then transported to earth.

Presently, Yuuri looked around though, it was quite hard to look past everything but he must. Yup he recognized his own washroom. So they were on earth. Now back to the dilemma on hand. Yuuri had more pressing matters to deal with. So this is the situation they were in now.

Both boys were fine of course. When they had been placed (vomited) by the water portal, they had ended up in Yuuri's sort of small tub. Okay for one but small for two. So, somehow, Wolfram had ended up on top of Yuuri and was now breathing huskily down his neck. Wolfram seemed to be slightly dizzy from the ride. He was sea sick so why not portal-sick? Yuuri on the other hand was totally and perfectly conscious and Wolfram's blood was calling out to him stronger then ever. He knew sooner or later he would have to give in to the call.

Red as ever Yuuri looked at Wolfram's head that was resting on his own bare chest. He picked up a lock of blond hair and brushed it from Wolfram's forehead noticing how soft it felt. "Hey, Wolfram…"

Wolfram seemed to rouse at the sound of his name. With half lidded eyes Wolfram asked, "W-Wha…?" Okay Yuuri thought, Wolfram was kind of out of it.

Though Yuuri had to admit, he liked the feel of Wolfram near him but needed to get himself out of this situation. It could lead to …things. Yuuri was starting to think of Wolfram more of as a person he liked then as a guy he liked or heck, a girl he liked (though wolfram was not a girl). He supposed slowly his mind was changing. Maturing maybe? It took long enough.

Yuuri was getting redder at record time. Wolfram's hair was tickling his chest. He started to chuckle, he couldn't help himself. He couldn't just shove Wolfram off; there wasn't enough room in the tub so, he had to bear with it.

"Wolfram…heh…" Yuuri tried to shake Wolfram up but even his movements were restricted and his super strength might damage something so he had to be careful but damn, the scent was getting hard to ignore and Wolfram's own body perfume was damnably alluring!

Finally, when Yuuri thought he would just scream he heard a muffled, "Yuuri?"

Ah, Wolfram was awake at last. Just as Yuuri was about to speak, Wolfram sat up bolt right, with cheeks colouring nicely. It calmed down Yuuri to see he was not the only one embarrassed. He looked at Wolfram who looked back at him with a certain look in his eyes. Yuuri sniffed and smelled the smell again. Ah, what a perfect moment this could be. The scent smelled so good. He wanted it. He wanted to taste it. Unconsciously, Yuuri started leaning forward, toward Wolfram. Dangerously close. Wolfram, surprised by this action and not really expecting it, was rooted to the spot and could not move a muscle…

Bam!

The door of the washroom was flung open and in jumped Yuuri's mother looking all motherly and frills. Upon seeing what her son was about to do (which appeared to her to be to –ahem- kiss) she stopped.

"Yuuri you have my permission!" She smiled a full smile that shone approval.

Yuuri and Wolfram were both pulled out from their trance and their 'me and you' time. Both boys hastily backed away, looked at each other and blushed. Even if they had not done it, they knew what would have happened and that was enough to make them both turn a little pink.

"Mom!"

Jennifer smiled sweetly. "Mama is listening Yuu-chan!"

Pink and embarrassed, all Yuuri could say was, "Mom please get out so we can change!"

"Oh….But I want to see!" She smiled at her son nodding at him, and then at the pink Wolfram.

"Mom!"

"Alright, there are bathrobes behind the door and some dry shirts and pants in the cupboard up there." She pointed to some cupboard on the other side of the room, and then she gracefully walked out of the room closing the door behind her.

Yuuri looked at Wolfram embarrassed by his mother's behaviour (and his just a few moments ago – what could he say?…he was under the effect of wolfram's makes-you-drunk blood?). He rubbed the back of his head. "Ah, my mothers always like this. Don't mind her."

Wolfram had been looking at the door that Yuuri's mother had left through. Now he looked at Yuuri. "I think she would be good friends with my mom."

Both boys chuckled at the image there minds conjured and pretended that what had just happened between them a few minutes ago, had not really happened. They were both wimps!

"Okay then, I'll get the bathrobes." Yuuri got up and out of the tub, water clinging to the length of his body. He moved his head a couple of times to shake out the water drops that hung at the tips then, walked to the cupboard.

Wolfram's eyes followed Yuuri as he walked. Wolfram was mesmerized and he wondered. Was it possible?...Was the world regaining order?... Was the sky falling?... Was Conrad gay?...Was it possible that Yuuri was attracted to him but would not admit it?

Wolfram thought about that theory. Pondered upon it. Well…hmm… that would explain a lot of things. Once again Wolfram looked at Yuuri's lovely figure and sighed with longing for a love he thought he might never get.

Yuuri heard the sigh. "Are you tired Wolfram?"

"N-No" But now that Yuuri mentioned it, he did feel tired.

Yuuri looked at him oddly with an expression that was new to Wolfram. Yuuri's eyes started to widen slightly and his mouth started to open. Wolfram's eyes widened at this new expression. Suddenly Yuuri wiped around facing the cupboard and seemed to hold his breath. Okaaay… this little (holding breath and pinching the nose) gesture was seriously irritating Wolfram (did Wolfram stink or something because Yuuri seemed to do this only around him) plus the fact that Yuuri was offering no explanation to his odd behaviour. If the wimp was worried or concerned about something he should know that he could tell Wolfram… Wolfram had been with him for FOUR YEARS…wasn't that enough to prove himself a good friend?

Yuuri started to speak but didn't meet Wolfram eyes. His eyes were downcast. "A- I'll go change in my room and you can change here." On the little horizontal pole connected to the wall he slug over a pair of pants that he had in his hands, black, Wolfram noted, as well as some small blue shirt plus the bathrobe. "I think these will fit you…though you are a little slim kind of like a girl…"

Yuuri slowly looked up at Wolfram's irritated expression. Ah oh, Wolfram seemed quite pissed at the moment (about the slim-like a girl comment and all the other stuff that had been going on). Well, Yuuri supposed he was acting quite suspicious and if anyone deserved an explanation, it was Wolfram. Wolfram was part of the problem even though he didn't know it.

Quickly Yuuri thought of something positive to say to Wolfram. He needed to say something that would make Wolfram realize that he wasn't doing anything wrong and that there was nothing-nothing wrong with Wolfram. (On the contrary Wolfram was just too good).

"Hey wolfram," Yuuri tried the fake cheery approach, "How about after you change I'll take you to a out to eat and um…, um…" Where could Yuuri take him? Where was a place that might interest Wolfram…to a library? No, an aquarium? No, wolfram might try to break the glass and chop the fish so then… "…To a museum!"

Wolfram had never heard that word before, ever. "What is a museum?"

"Oh, it's a place where you can view the history of humans as well as ancient artifacts and stuff as well as art and painting." Wolfram would like paintings.

"Oh." Wolfram thought that that did sound interesting and maybe if he could learn more about Yuuri's world he would better communicate with him. Yes this was a perfect opportunity! Wolfram must accept it. He bubbled inside with excitement (he would get to see paintings as well! But he must not seem toooo excited; he wanted to look like he was only politely interested.

"Okay I guess we could go."

Misson accomplished.

With all that said Yuuri slipped out of the washroom leaving a pink and exited Wolfram behind. Yuuri was smiling to himself and thinking about how this trip to earth might turn out better then he has expected. Little did he know that this story was about to take a drastic turn… and it wasn't all for the better…

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Ha! heh, heh… The chap is finished. Is it just me, or does this chap seem a little… boring? Or maybe it's because I've read it over a million times and it's gotten quite repetitive? Ya well… actually I was thinking of not finishing this fic because I finally know how it's going to end! I thought it up all while I was typing this chap…so I know what'll happen so there is no point in continuing the story, no point….

Kidding! Kidding! ( I love to tease)I'll finish this fic since I highly dislike it when people put fics but to not complete them (it really sucks because you keep wondering what'll happen or what could have happened).

But be warned if I am to fish this fic, then it will take some time because I have a ton of other stuff that I have to do…You will have to vigorously exercise your patience.

Anyway,… um…. Oh! Ya! Thanks for the reviews from everyone. Okay I have to admit… I know its wrong but…. Truthfully, I check everyday (obsession, I know) to see if people reviewed and the more people did the faster I type. No it is not a lie! I dooo type faster (okay maybe I lied a little) But I sometimes do….mostly…sometimes…

Okay okay, I'll stop confessing and do some homework so… Bye and sayonara! -