Hey I'm just going to say sorry dis time so enjoy the story yoshigirlk out!
The three friends ran into town as the bells rang signaling the death of a pony. This had been the first suicide attempt that had succeeded ever in the history of Ponyville. They galloped to Sugarcube Corner where Winnona had led them to meet Mr. and Mrs. Cake. They were already standing outside the building mourning the loss of a mare that had been like a daughter to them. Once they got within hearing range of the Cakes they stopped and waved them on to go to Pinkie's room upstairs. Once they got there it was a terrible and gruesome sight. There, hanging from the ceiling, was the severely mangled pink fur of a once lovable and random pony. Her skin was shown through patches of missing fur. Her body was stiff and swayed in the breeze which blew from the open window. Her mouth was still dripping blood onto the pale pink carpeted rug. Her sweater was tossed on her bed so that her bodies secrets had been revealed. Scars blanketed everywhere that she could reach and cover up. Her front legs were a sea of blood and her tools lay in a neat line on her bed. They sparkled as light danced upon their sharp silver surfaces. All among the room broke into loud moans and sobs grieving their dear friend's horrible death. Then when all regained their composure they called the police.
"Hello. Ponyville police services. How may we help you?" said an urgent voice on the other line.
"Yes this is Twilight Sparkle, residence of the Ponyville library. My friends and I have just found our friend in her room. She has committed suicide and we would like her body to be removed and we would like to begin her wake immediately." Said Twilight teary eyed still from their horrid discovery.
"Yes ma'am. We'll be their right away." Said they voice.
Twilight hung up the phone and almost 30 seconds later sirens could be heard from within their living room. Then they stopped and there was a tapping at the door. Mrs. Cake rose to answer it. She came back into the room with a royal blue mare with a white mane. She had a seirious look on her face and her sunglasses hid her eyes.
"What seems to be the problem here?"
