Thanksgiving was fun! But now…..itz pony TIME! Yoshigirlk out!
The officer walked up to the horrified guests with a cool look behind her big black sunglasses.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen. My name is Officer Po-Po and I got a call back at the station about a suicide hanging at this address.", she said in a raspy, yet calm voice.
"Hello Officer, we-", Twilight Sparkle began to reply to the officer's statement but was cut off by the women's raspy voice.
"Call me Po-Po ma'am. And what might be all of your names?" she said as if she had been unaware of Twilight Sparkle's attempt to retort to her earlier statement.
"Well, Po-Po, I am Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends: Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Mr. Cake, and Mrs. Cake. And in response to your earlier questions, we just came from this mare, Pinkie Pie's, parent's house to find her dead on the floor of her room upstairs. Would you like to take a look at the crime scene?"
"That won't be necessary ma'am. First I'll need to call in a squad to take care of the preparation of the area where the incident took place." Said Po-Po.
"Right now though I'll need all of you to each tell what you know about this suicide, why it would've happened, what the victim's motive is, and if you have any evidence whatsoever then I would be much obliged." Said Po-Po after she had called in on her walkie talkie to get a squad to take care of the crime scene.
"Oh no. We don't need any interrogations dearie. We all know why she did it we just want her body removed to be taken to a funeral home. We want the wake to begin tonight." Said Mrs. Cake at the first chance she got to speak.
The Officer pulled down her sunglasses revealing her shiny blue eyes. She gave Mrs. Cake a look of confusion, but immediately regained her composure and called in on her radio to have a body removal take place.
"Whatever you think is best ma'am." Said Po-Po.
Then she put her notepad back into her sattle bags, which had a large gun for her cutie mark on it, and waited outside in her car for the squad to arrive. They were there within two minutes.
After the gang got all set up and the officer, as well as her squad, left with the deceased body of Pinkamina Diane Pie they left to attend Pinkie's wake, telling everypony along the way to come and to tell their friends, family, and anyone else who knew Pinkie and loved her to attend the wake. Eventually the mare announced on a large bullhorn on top of the town hall that Pinkamina Diane Pie, was dead.