Dear Author,

Yes, Draco Malfoy is my boyfriend. No, Ron, Fred, George, Snape, Lucius, Tommy-boy, Bill, Charlie, Blaise, nor any other person you can think of, is my boy-/girlfriend. Ron has Pansy, Fred and George are together, Snape and Tommy are together, Bill has Fleur, Charlie has Lucius, Blaise is with Ginny, and Hermione has Viktor, but don't tell any of them that I told you. They all still haven't come out to the rest of the world. They would kill me if they knew I was involved in their outing. I'm completely serious. I also know that, even though Draco will deny this, he also wrote a letter to you about our…involvement…and still you have not stopped. I will ask others to send their letters. They do not like being told that they are dating people that they are not, and it makes their partner jealous reading stories about the insane other man/woman you choose to put them with.

Yes, I am pregnant. Whether Draco realizes it or not, he is, too. He will deny ever being bottom, as it would hurt his reputation. He'll notice sooner or later.

Yes, I am in love with Draco. He might not admit to it, but I can see in his eyes that he loves me too.

No, I am not part whatever. I am only half vampire. That's how Draco and I started dating. Our vampire heritage caught up with us, and we wanted each other. That's all I'm going to say on that matter.

This is all I will tell you. I will not go any deeper into our relationships as of now. I will let that be to everyone else's liking. Good luck.

Harry Potter