These chapters I will try to make funny as I can. So please bare with me though most parts will probably be serious than most of the stories that I have. Disclaimer I don't own any of the inuyasha character.

Chapter 5 : he's a muther f-ing monsta

"Ouch! Damn kagome get yo big ass backpack off of me before I shove it down yo throat." Poor Chico ranted at being piled under kagome and her stuff.

Huffing kagome started climbing the vine which was quit strong to hold her and her supplies. Throwing both packs over the edge she lifted her body completely over landing on her stomach rolling out of the way for Chico kagome sat crisps cross with her jean shorts on and a light green t- shirt that says "gurl just wanna have fun" in white bubble letters. Wearing some high top converses all white to complete the look.

After two fail attempts Chico had finally lifted her self out of breath from all of her hard work. Falling over wheezing it was a few minutes before Chico could catch her breath. "Yyoo-you wheezzze kneww yoou- wheezes could have helped me out of the well." She said after she caught her breath.

Kagome smiled darkly and said in her calmest voice " I know I just let you suffer for a little bit."

Chico shivered at the coolness of those words.

Three thousand miles in two space

Yoda shivers during a galactic treaty mumbling to his apprentice there must be a strong disturbs in the force young paddle one. He said waddling off to think to his self. (forgot how to spell it)

Fin…..

After a couple of minutes of figuring out were they were to head to meet up with Sango at the Ronda boo point they head out into inuyasha forest.

Ten hours later…..

"Omg why the hell is it so hot at this time of day!" Kagome yelled to nothing or anyone in particular collapsing under a shaded tree.

Chico sweat dropped at this. "What the hell are you whining for dummy you wanted to take a short cut through the plain which by the way is a long freaking walk when we could have had freaking shade taking the way I mentioned before dumbass. anyways to answer your question its not freaking hot and plus it just the beginning of summer hell yah its going to hot ass hell, ha! Hell might be cooler than this.

Kagome just stared as her cousin ranted about the direction kagome had pick out. Watching her kagome realized she was barely sweating I wouldn't either kagome thought wearing nothing but white tights with grey zebra strips on them and a tank top that wasn't even half way down her lengthy stomach yep I wouldn't be that hot either.

Ignoring her cousin Pulling out the map kagome looked at how far they had gone figuring it out they were almost half way to western lands she shivered at the thought of having to deal with inuyasha's older brother.

KAGOME! Are you even listening to me at all.? Chico finally realized after she did get any comment back.

"You whine too much chi-chun." Kagome said in a bored manner

Chico fell over at this comment when her cousin was the one whining. Shaking off the heat the duo walked on just getting out of inuyasha forest by the falling of the sun they had found a safe cave near a river to crash in for the night.

"Hey kagome am going to a dip in one of the hot springs near by want to come?" Chico asked standing at the edge of the cave.

Shaking her head kagome declined her offer since she had already dip in the river when Chico had taken a nap. Nodding Chico headed toward the seamy area that she saw when they past by earlier.

Chico had finally made it to the springs before midnight. She knew she had to be quick about bathing she had a weird feeling something or someone was watching her it creep the shit out of her plus demons as kagome called were out more than the day.

Putting her stuff down on the edge of the one of the hot springs she started to strip not know she had a pair of molten colored eyes as her audience.

Sesshomaru p.o.v

I sesshomaru had just finished sweeping the area for any problems that needed to be handled. Killing those pathetic lower demons where becoming tiresome and not wroth my time but dealing with them swiftly still did ease my beast. See that I was dirty with some demon blood on my person would be dealt with also. Lowering my self from my could I stripped from my clothing and relaxed in my hot spring.

It was only moments later that I felt a strong aura coming this way it felt like inuyasha's wench but than it was off this sesshomaru can remember it. Lately this I haven't been to the well I couldn't find out who it was that plagued this sesshomaru 's mind for many weeks and all of a sudden it was gone the well was sealed meaning the wench was gone or she stayed in this time.

Stiffly I felt this aura before brush my skin in a gentle manner she had to be a miko based on the lower level demons moving out of the area. Silent I let my poison drip in to the water causing more steam so who ever wouldn't see me until it was too late.

Finally the rustle of trees could be heard and from this sesshomaru 's left.

End…

Sesshomaru had turned slightly so that he could look directly in to his victim face or was it to show who he was to the poor soul. The person emerged from the bushes not baring him a glance. Watching as she placed her clothing and towel down he watch with a predatory glance in his eyes.

Chico started taking off her shirt at first it was easy getting it off until it got stuck on her bra which was worse so Chico was stuck with shirt half way off and loosing oxygen fast after what seemed like three agonizing moments she finally got it off but not before falling over with heavy breathing

Damn who knew a shirt could be that damn hard to get off like that geez. Chico panted.

Get up she bent over right in front of sesshomaru though the inu could complain as if he would even if she was a human miko it was still a great view