Hiroki felt Miyagi's intense stare. After going on for half an hour, it became too much. 'If I yell at him, I might blow my cover. No, I'm giving him too much credit. There's no way he'd think this is me. But just to be safe, I should be cool.'

"Um, exuse me, is there something you need?", Hiroki asked as calmly as possible.

"You really look like Kamijo. There's a huge resemblance."

"I told you, we're cousins."

"Yeah, but you seem more like a sister, than a cousin. That's how similar you two look. You even have the same starting wrinkle lines as him."

"I don't have wrinkles!"

"And you yell like him too."

"Just do your work already!"

Miyagi had a hunch, a feeling, a nagging suspicion, and he decided to act on it. He waited until thirty minutes passed, so that 'Haruka' could calm down. "So, how are you and your stud doin'?"

"What Nowaki and I do is none of your business!"

"Aha! You are Kamijo!"

"What? Shit! I mean, yes I'm a Kamijo. Hiroki's my cousin, remember?"

"Nope. You can't deny it. So why are you crossdressing today. Any reason? Are you tucking? Where'd you get the boob job?"

"'Crossdressing'? What the hell are you talking about?"

Miyagi's eyebrows raised. It couldn't be. . .but could it. . .maybe. . .no, but. . ."Kamijo, don't tell me. . .you're actually a woman now?"

"I didn't get an operation! It's just something that happened overnight somehow!"

"Hmm. That's strange. . ."

"What?", Hiroki said, calming down. "The same happened to Shinobu-chin. Can't explain it. You two must've done something that triggered it, but what? Have you gone to a hospital?"

"Yeah right! Why aren't you freaking out over this? You and Nowaki are too laid back!"

"Well I'm not the one with a new hole. So have you guys done it yet?"

Hiroki's response was a hardcover to the face. "Ow! Okay! Okay! So you've still got your V-Card for one port."

"How could I even do that in this situation? My body's change completely!"

"Shinobu is pretty adjusted. A little too adjusted, probably. He's already found out how to use his feminine wiles with the help of a miniskirt."

"You'll fuck anything with a hole won't you?", Hiroki grumbled.

"That's not true! Just Shinobu", Miyagi defended.

"Ugh. So what now?"

"Well, when did you change?", Miyagi asked. "And was there anything you did different the day before."

"I changed at night a few days ago. And I don't think I did anything out of the ordinary", Hiroki said, tapping his chin.

"You know your voice sounds really strange", Miyagi commented.

"Of course my voice is different! I'm a girl you know! Concentrate! And why are you so calm about this anyway? This isn't the same everyday problem. I'm completely transformed!"

"Well not completely", Miyagi said, noting how despite the sex change, Hiroki was still loud and temperemental. 'I guess getting new genatilia doesn't change the overall personality." "How about you and your boyfriend come over to my place and we can discuss this together?"

Hiroki glared at Miyagi, all the while, thinking it was actually a good idea. Four heads were better than two, even if one of those heads was a goofy romantic, the other a perverted professor, and the third a spoiled brat. Hiroki sighed. "Fine. Nowaki and I will be there tonight. You tell your jailbait to behave."

"It's a date then!", Miyagi exclaimed.

-o-o-Romantica-o-o-

Misaki sat awkwardly as Akihiko let Takahiro in. "It's good to see you Takahiro", Akihiko greeted.

"You too. It feels like it's been forever", Takahiro agreed. He saw Misaki sitting before him. "Oh, who is this?", he asked.

"I-I'm M-Mizuki!", Misaki blurted out.

"Mizuki, huh? So Akihiko finally got himself a girlfriend?"

"Th-that's not it!", Misaki denied.

"She's a visiting friend", Akihiko said smoothly.

Takahiro sat down across from 'Mizuki'. "So where's Misaki? I haven't spoken to him for a few days." Misaki made a strange noise, but otherwise kept quiet.

"He's out buying groceries. He probably won't be back for a while", Akihiko said.

"That's too bad", Takahiro complained lightly. He looked over at 'Mizuki'. "You know, you look familiar. Have we met before? Are you a friend of Misaki's?"

"N-no. I just know Usagi-san. I've never met Mi-Misaki before in my life. Never!", Misaki rambled nervously.

"Hmm. It must be my imagination, then!", Takahiro said. Misaki sighed and for once, appreciated his older brother's density.

-o-o-Terrorist-o-o-

"And that's how it is", Miyagi finished. He had just got back from work and called Shinobu over. When the Shinobu arrived, Miyagi recounted the situation with Hiroki and how he would be over later with Nowaki.

"So I'm not the only one like this?", Shinobu questioned.

"Yep. Kamijou's got himself a new body too."

"I wonder what we could've both done to have this happen", Shinobu pondered.

"Don't know. But that's why they're coming over. So be on your best behavior."

Shinobu's nostrils flared. "When am I not?"

Later, Hiroki and Nowaki arrived. Hiroki had filled Nowaki in on the situation earlier, so the tall man knew what to expect. He saw Shinobu and knew that he was the one in the same predicament as Hiroki.

"Looking at you, it's hard to believe that you were male. You're so pretty", he said to Shinobu.

Shinobu didn't know whether to be offended for his manhood, or flattered by the compliment. Either way, he was blushing. Miyagi grinned.

"Hey, you've already got a cutie of your own", he said to Nowaki. "Don't go romancing mine."

"He's not romancing me!", Shinobu yelled.

"Alright, let's figure this out already. I want my body back", Hiroki said.

"So let's think", Nowaki began. "This happened a couple of days ago. Was there anything out of the ordinary you did?"

"No. Everything was normal", Hiroki answered, while Shinobu shook his head. "I didn't do anything differently."

"Maybe it was something you two ate", Miyagi joked. "Shinobu gets gas when he eats broccoli."

"Shut up!", Shinobu yelled in embarrassment. "If you're not gonna be serious, don't say anything!"

"Something we ate. . .", Hiroki mumbled to himself, loud enough to be heard.

Shinobu thought about it to himself as well. Suddenly, both his and Hiroki's eyes lit up and they exclaimed in unison, "The muffins!"