a random reader

Great! My first reviewer! As a reward, I'm going to write the chapter right now.

I do not own Pokemon or this question.

all right, let's give them dares first:

Red and Blue(girl): do the Seven Minutes In Heaven, but instead of seven minutes, i want Ten Minutes. MUAHAHAHA! and i expect to hear a moan. :)

Red: W- what?

Blue: Come on, it will be fun~!

Red: NO. I refuse to-

Pokey: NOTHING IS REJECTED! *takes out lead pipe* Here's a closet.

Red: NOOOOOO!

Pokey: We'll check on them later.

Yellow: seduce Green(guy)

Yellow: Umm… Hi Green?

Blue: *shouting from closet* MORE PASSION YELLOW!

Yellow: …I-I've never done this before!

Pokey: Here's a script if you need it.

Yellow: Th-thanks. Wait, what is this?

Pokey: You have to read it. Or do I have to take out Mr. Pipe here?

Yellow: Aagh! F-fine. Oh, my beloved Green! My love! When I look at you, my world brightens! Oh the sun can't even compare to your light. I promise to always be with you! May we be together for all eternity!

Green: Excuse me?

Pokey: That wasn't that bad. Next one!

Ruby: please make all the guys look like a girl for the rest of the chapters, and you too.

Ruby: Great~! Now I can use all those dresses that Sapph never wears!

Gold: You don't care that you have to wear a dress to?

Ruby: Oh yeah. Forgot about that part. Just as well, I have a dress anyways!

Pokey: Wut. Magic author powers go!

Blue: HOLY CRAP! Why did Red suddenly turn into a girl?

Pokey: Just a costume.

Gold: This is really embarrassing. But I look kinda sexy.

Green: …How the hell can you say that?

Ruby: You'll get used to this.

Green: You say this as if you do this regularly.

Ruby: I do actually. Fangirls.

Pokey: That's nice. And if I can say this, TMI. *snaps pictures* This is going to get distracting.

Pearl: NO WAY AM I GOING TO WEAR THIS FOR A WHOLE STORY! I'm changing.

Pokey: You can't. Reviewer asked you to-

Pearl: I DON'T CARE!

Pokey: That was rude. Oh well. Just give me a few poses and you can change I guess… It would be going against our policy, but we can't have Yellow and Platina having a nosebleed every time they look at them. Besides Emerald, your hair won't stay under your wig.

Red and Blue: do you guys have feelings for each other?

Red: I'M LOCKED IN A FREAKING CLOSET! THIS IS NOT THE TIME!

Blue: Of course I have feelings for him. I have feelings for everyone. Green, Yellow, Red, Gold, Silver, everyone. Just not the same feelings.

Pokey: Well, you technically answered them. Next question.

Yellow and Green: the same question with Red and Blue

Yellow: D-do I have to answer?

Pokey: Yes.

Yellow: Maybe?

Green: No.

Pokey: …I will take that as a perfectly acceptable answer. You are an emotionless robot anyways.

Silver: be honest, are you straight or not?

Silver: WHAT? Of course I am!

Gold: Really? What about last night when I gave you that fake ID and took you to that new bar? You had a thre-

Pokey: RATED T!

Gold: It wasn't that bad.

Pokey: You could have at least taken Green too. I want to see him drunk. And let's check on Red and Blue.

Red: That… was…

Blue: It wasn't bad. Everything else stays between me and Red.

Pokey: Great! Glad you had fun. Can I have my pipe back now?

Well, that wasn't too bad I guess. I usually like Special and OldRival, but this was pretty refreshing. Hard to stay neutral. Though if anyone wants me to support a shipping for one chapter, I'll do that.