Allison POV(will mostly be her pov, but if you want it in someone else's tell me)
After spending the most BORING afternoon of my life explaining that I was from a weirdo world where they all existed in books (they officially thought I was crazy; join the club.) they finally got it through their thick skulls that I had no freakin idea of how I got there! Things took a turn for the worst however when they all went hunting and Edward went to do the creepy thing and watch Bella sleep. They ditched me alone at their house!
I personally think they should have known better than to do that. Who leaves a perfectly good house in the hands of moi? (French for me! I am so smart!) I decided to have some fun while they were away. So like any normal person would I got boxers from Edward's room and put them on over my shorts. Then I put on some fluffy socks that caused you to slide really easily on the floor. Lastly, I grabbed a hairbrush and put on some music.
The loud blast from Beyonce's Crazy in Love came on. Since I am so awesome and had not ever taken dance class I knew how to dance like a complete dork! I was in the middle of attempting to 'shake yo booty like no one's biness' as my friend once said when terribly rude laughter interrupted my wicked dance moves.
All the Cullen's were staring at me and laughing while Emmett and Alice were on the floor trying to talk through their loud laughs.
"You looked so ridiculous!" Alice managed to gasp out in between laughter. I narrowed my eyes at her and glared. How dare she call my astounding dance moves such a hideous word? Ridiculous! Suddenly an idea occurred to me. After many people became so twiobsessed they posted stuff online. Like the lists on how to annoy the Cullen's! I was nowhere near as obsessed as those people, but I memorized all of it! Take that people who thought I had short term memory loss! Just because I don't remember your name doesn't mean I don't remember other things. Such as things that will always truly matter in this world, like twilight. Any ways, back to the lists. This was the most ingenious plan I have ever come up with!
PERFECT! PERFECT! MUAHAHAHAHA!
"Um. . . Allison?Are you alright dear?" I turned toward Esme.
I put an innocent smile on my face and widened my eyes. "Of course! Why wouldn't I be?" They glanced at me warily, shrugged, and went about their business. A large grin filled my face. (picture that creepy smile the Grinch had when he got an idea on the cartoon version) They had no idea what was going to happen. muahahahaha. Muahahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Suddenly Rosalie came into the living room were I still stood in just my tank top and boxers. "Allison! Stop laughing like a creep and go to sleep!"