Allison POV

I was so manically evily smart that the plan was still forming in my head while I was sleeping! How much better could you get? I was dreaming of their hilarious reactions when loud annoying chirping woke me up.

"Ugh. What the heck? It should be cloudy and thundering with absolutely no birds chirping! What is Forks coming to! No! NO!" I gave a last dramatic cry and fell to a heap at the foot of my bed AKA the Cullen's guest room.

"uh. . . Allison?" a soft voice made me look up. There stood Bella by the doorway.

"How terribly rude of me! Come in Bells. I hope we get to be really close friends!" I was so happy to talk to her for the first time with no Edward stalking her every move. I mean, don't get me wrong, who wouldn't love being stalked by Edward? but some times a girl needs her space, and besides, maybe she'll introduce me to Jacob! *wink wink*

"What can I do for you?" I asked.

"Well, I was wondering if you would mind going with me to La Push to visit Jake. It would make the Cullen's feel better if I didn't go alone," she said. JACKPOT! I was finally going to see Jacob's gazillian abb muscles live and in person! I held in my fangirl squeals and answered in a very business like fashion. "I would be delighted to."

"Thanks for doing this," she got up and left. I quickly got up and was attacked by an evil pixie with a curling iron and tons of clothes.

"Not so fast Allison," she gave me a scary look as she stepped closer to me. I stepped back and contemplated jumping out the window. It couldn't be that bad. I heard Alice gasp and Edwards loud laugh from downstairs.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," he yelled.

I groaned in defeat as the horrible pixie began her torture. After trying on thousands of outfits. She finally chose a short navy blue summer dress and gold gladiator sandals. I could not believe it took that long for one freakin outfit! I went downstairs and received wolf whistles from Emmett.

"Getting busy today Allison?" he asked wiggling his eyebrows. There was a loud smack echoing through the room as Rose slapped Emmett upside the head. He fell to floor clutching his head with a bewildered expression. I smirked. HA! That's what you get! Edward snickered from the couch grinning up at me. Sigh. . . He crooked an eyebrow in my direction chuckling. Shut up! I yelled in my head. I raised my hand to give him the finger, but Esme's watchful eyes saw everything. She gave me a warning look and I sulked to the kitchen with some of my dignity still intact.

After a delicious breakfast prepared by Esme I went with Bella to La Push! I hope I don't faint like at that concert I went to. That was embarrassing.

"You'll really like Jake. He's a great friend to have." Bella pulled up to his house and as soon as she parked, he came out. We both got out of the truck and walked towards him. He pulled Bella in for a hug. Then she turned towards me. "Jake this is Allison, my friend from Forks." He reached his hand out to shake, but I'm more of a hug person, if you haven't noticed yet. After the hug, which was, in three words AH-MA-ZING!( those abs are so real) I finally spoke.

"It's great to meet you! Where are Sam and the other wolves? Will I get to meet them? I hope so. My friend had the biggest crush on Seth it wasn't even funny!Can you carry me on your back as a wolf? That would be so cool! " I finally chose to breath and looked up at him. He was tall and . . . surprised.

"How do you know about the wolves?" he asked glancing at Bella. I sighed and told him the very boring story of how they were all from books. He didn't believe me either! It wasn't that damn difficult to believe you came from books! I wouldn't find it strange at all.

I did get to meet the pack and Jake and I became really close friends. He was hang to hang around with and tease. He even agreed to help me with my evil plan! I gave him a list of things I would need and he was going to drop them off in the afternoon when Part Alice of my plan would begin. That's right Part Alice. Did I stutter? Thought not.