Allison POV

I stared up at the ceiling. There was nothing to do and it was cloudy and finally raining outside after a whole sunny week. The bad thing about this was that I was stuck in the house with just Esme and sometimes Carlisle; depending on his work. Let me give you some advice, just in case you get stuck with them, they are very boring! I miss Emmett and Jake. . .

"JAKE!"I gasped. I had to get him back for making fun of my thinking face. It was an awesome face! Doesn't look like I have to go to the bathroom at all! The nerve of some werewolves.

I had to come up with an awesome plan. Suddenly I had a beyond brilliant idea. It was so smart that a light bulb should have gone off on top of my head! I wonder if I could someone to make one for me, since I'm having all these awesome ideas. Speaking of ideas. Jake was going to be so sorry for messing with me. But first, I have to get to La Push and get the things I need. I still had the backpack of evil. Sadly, though, it was empty.

I walked into the living room, where Esme was looking at color pallets for a new guest room.

"Esme?" she looked up and smiled widely.

"Allison! You look beautiful," she looked at the outfit Alice forced me to wear. Even though it's raining cats and dogs out side, she made me wear a skirt with pink flowers and a beige ruffly tank. She was now allowed to dress me up so, according to her, "You can earn my forgiveness for the terribly annoying things you and Jake did." That evil pixie. Grrrrrr.

"Thanks Esme," I sat down next to her on the couch, "I was wondering if I would be able to go to La Push for today, since all the kids are at school and there's no one to keep me company." I made my face go into a devastatingly sad look. I was on the verge of tears.

"Oh of course Allison. But I won't be able to take you," she frowned.

"Jake can get me Esme," I smiled. Actually Jake was currently in school, but she didn't need to know that. I wanted to get the supplies necessary to get my well needed REVENGE! Muahahaha!

Esme agreed and I quickly put on my jacket and grabbed … not the back pack of evil because Alice forbid me from going near the "ugly last decade" back pack and gave me … the purse of evil! It was actually very pretty and would fit everything. I put on my diamond ring that Rose got me for "putting Alice in her place" and I walked out of the house with my umbrella and began walking to La Push.

Okay so it wasn't one of my smartest ideas especially with $300 pumps on. Curse you Evil Pixie! I opened my umbrella and began my very long walk to La Push. But of course with my luck it became way shorter than I expected! YES!

Paul saw me walking and gave me ride! At first he laughed at me because I was walking in heels and was wearing a skirt. I usually wore jeans and t-shirts. Of course I shut him up with the threat of a crow bar and baseball bat.

"So why are you on your way to La Push?"

"I need to destroy Jacobs hopes and dreams! My thirst for revenge will not be quenched until he apologizes for making fun of my thinking face! Muahahaha! MUAHAHAHA!"

Paul leaned away and looked at me like everyone else did. I am not crazy!

"So," I turned in my seat, "Wanna help me?"

He thought for a minute, "Sure," he grinned, "This is going to be fun! What do we do first?"

"Well first we need to get a few things from any craft store. Then the plan will commence." He drove into a small parking lot and opened his door. I got out and handed him the camera. "You need to record everything we do." He turned it on as we went into the store. I turned toward the camera, "We are currently gathering our supplies to annoy Jacob Black. Who will, from here on, be referred to as the target."

I grabbed a quarter from my purse of evil and bought a cheap fake ring. Just needed a few more things now.

"What's that?" he asked taking the ring and putting it on his left ring finger.

"Take that off! It's for part of my master plan!" I reached for his hand and tried to take it off. It was stuck. I pulled harder and accidently knocked over a whole shelf of glue. But the ring still wouldn't come off! I glared at Paul. "You just had to put the ring on didn't u!" I grabbed the ring and pulled again. Glitter was knocked from the shelves and poured all over us. "Alice will kill you for ruining this outfit!"

"It's not coming off! Just leave it! Your gonna pull my finger off!" Paul ran away from me running into a short mean old man with a tag on his shirt that said, MANAGER.

After that incident we were kicked out by the crappy manager saying that was the best glitter and was super expensive. Big deal that glitter barely sparkled. If he wanted to see something really sparkly he should check out the vamps at the Cullen house.

We managed to sneak back into the store after I found out there was no other craft store close enough. Paul, being the crybaby he was, didn't want to get in trouble. You know what I had to say to that?

Tough Noodles!

Paul and I made our way to the calendars at the back of the store when suddenly he yanked me back. He cursed under his breath as he looked at a young girl that was kissing a boy. They were blocking the way to the calendars.

"That's my ex girlfriend," he whispered still staring at the couple that were playing tonsil hockey, "She already has a boyfriend? We broke up two days ago!" I thought about it for a second before responding. I knew I was going to regret this.

"So do you," he looked at me, confused. I sighed and grabbed his hand. Linking our fingers, "I can't believe I'm doing this for your sorry ass. You owe me," I whispered. The camera was still tuned on, so he put it on the shelf out looking the aisle. We made our way to the calendars. He smiled widely and we pretended to look at the calendars in front of us while the spit swappers blocked the ones I needed.

"Paul?" a high squeaky voice called. We turned around our hands still linked and one of the calendars in his hand.

"Oh hey Lisa," he glanced at the guy next to her, "didn't even see you there." I snickered behind his shoulder. She glared at me. Oh no she didn't! I glared back and put my hand on Paul's shoulder when she suddenly gasped.

"I didn't know you were getting married!" she yelled. The whole store turned and stared at us. We shared confused looks and looked back to Lisa. She stared pointedly at each of our left hands.

I looked at mine. There was the diamond ring that Rose gave me as a gift. On Paul's finger was the cheap ring that got stuck.

Then I heard the murmurs from the store and soon from people that were passing outside of the store. "That's Paul from La Push and Allison who lives with the Cullen's. They're getting married" the news was spreading like wild fire through the small town.

I looked at Paul's shocked eyes.

"Oh Crap"