And here is chapter two!

Disclaimer: Elsie and Tori are mine, but that's it. The Percy Jackson books belong to Rick Riordan...obviously.

New Camp Half-Blood Restrictions (Continued)

36. The creation and distribution of an 'Olympian tabloid' will not be tolerated, especially as its contents were most definitely not true.

37. Even just joking about selling Zeus' Master Lightning Bolt on eBay is no longer allowed, not to mention a death wish.

38. Any more attempts by Elsie and Tori to ask for any alcoholic beverages to fill their cups at dinner are now banned.

39. Elsie and Tori may no longer excessively sing High School Musical songs and posters of Zac Efron may no longer be posted up in the Apollo cabin.

40. Said poster of Zac Efron may not be used to replace the regular announcement schedule.

41. And furthermore, Elsie and Tori may not create their own schedule/announcement sheet and replace the camp's own sheet.

42. Attempting to host the camp's first Mythomagic tournament is unacceptable, not to mention insulting to certain gods.

43. As the result of the showing of certain YouTube videos that shall remain unnamed, the use of YouTube at all on camp grounds by Elsie and Tori is prohibited.

44. Filing for a restraining order against Kronos, Luke, all mythological beasts, Ares (because he is, quote, "freaky as anything, man"), or the Furies is ineffective, no longer allowed and also brings unnecessary attention to the camp and it's rather unconventional ways.

45. Barricading the entrances to all the bathrooms in the camp is inexcusable and now prohibited.

46. Elsie and Tori may no longer steal hardback books from the Athena cabin and use them as weapons, hitting people over the head with them. Especially the Twilight's.

47. Petitioning to have Barney hunted down by the Huntresses is now restricted.

48. They may no longer attempt to drive off Juniper with a stick, with later explanations of "she's defenseless against her own kind!"

49. They may no longer ask Hestia if she's a pyromaniac.

50. Elsie and Tori are no longer allowed to fake British accents all day, flying into a furious rage if someone dares to point out that they are, in fact, completely American.

51. Elsie and Tori may no longer make suggestions to the camp fire song list because Fergalicious is not a good Camp Half-Blood campfire song.

52. They may not suggest that Marilyn Manson is one of Hades' minions, no matter how plausible the idea may be.

53. Attempting to make a hunt for the Cullens an official quest is no longer tolerated.

54. Edward Cullen is not a mythological god, no matter how old or 'yummy' he may be.

55. Elsie and Tori may no longer randomly throw buckets of water at Percy because we all know they are not just doing to be 'helpful'.

56. Elsie and Tori are no longer allowed to present Relient k's song (Marilyn Manson Ate) My Girlfriend as proof that Marilyn Manson is, in fact, a minion of Hades. He is not, okay?

57. As it seems to be a surprisingly sensitive topic, Elsie and Tori may no longer discuss the possibility of SpongeBob being gay.

58. Inventing an imaginary friend is no longer allowed, especially if said imaginary friend is vicious, requires meals of its' own, rabid, carnivorous, Marilyn Manson, or supposedly has the ability to breathe fire.

59. Elsie and Tori may no longer be in possession of any duct tape whatsoever.

60. In fact, further mention of the previous duct tape situation is no longer allowed.

61. Reenacting the scene between Jack and Rose in which Jack dies is no longer allowed.

62. They may no longer pretend to adopt a creepy obsession with various fruits.

63. Elsie and Tori may no longer demand that everyone call them 'Dumbledore' and 'Your Majesty', respectively.

64. Elvis Presley was not a divine gift from the gods. Yes, of course he was a half-blood (how else could he be so great? ), but nothing more. And nothing more on this will be said.

65. Attempting to send Dionysus' story to Alcoholics Anonymous is no longer allowed.

66. Elsie and Tori may not covertly refer to Kronos as 'Voldemort' and this will not be considered as his codename, especially as we were not giving codenames in the first place.

67. And going from there, Percy is not to be called 'Harry Potter' or 'Frodo'.

68. Placing even one fake spider in the Athena cabin is strictly prohibited.

69. Elsie and Tori may not attempt to throw daughters of Aphrodite into the ocean simply because "their laughter is freakin' annoying!". That is not a reason and it is not nice.

70. Attempting to bribe people into destroying these lists and all evidence they existed is no longer allowed.

Thank you, campers, for your additions to these lists. If any new rules need to be added, please feel free to come see me or Mr. D. And as for Elsie and Tori, do not take these lightly; we will be prepared to 'take you on', for lack of better phrase. Thank you for your time and have a great day!

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Chiron

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Tori looked at the list, her eyes huge. "What the…?"

Elsie's jaw hung a good couple inches from her face. "What is this treachery!? And what's with forty-six? We never did that!"

"Yes, we did," Tori reminded her. "Remember, I wanted to see if the Athena cabin had figured out we stole all of their 'A', 'P', 'O', 'L' encyclopedias? And then you saw that they had seven copies of Twilight and it went downhill from there…"

Elsie opened her mouth to protest but then snapped it shut. "Oh, yeah," she muttered.

"So we're not going to pay attention at all to Chiron's warning, are we?" Tori asked confidently, looking to Elsie for quick confirmation.

Elsie snorted. "Of course not."

"Good," Tori grinned. "In that case, can we go ahead and pull out Operation: Egg?"

Elsie laughed and shrugged. "Sure, why not? What I'd love is if we placed it in the Ares cabin, though. I know it's a bit off the plan but those nasty jerks could really use a surprise, anyway…"

Life around Camp Half-Blood was never dull.

Okay, so I just want to say that these updates probably won't come too frequently as I have fallen into the habit of cranking them out in increments of 35. I'm not sure how I started that, but it's set now, I suppose :) Sorry? e-Cookies for anyone who can guess why I chose those encyclopedia letters for them to steal. It's a little fact about Elsie and Tori that I mentioned in the last chapter and just spell it out...teehee, good luck. Anyhow, thanks for reading! PLEASE review! It would make my day and sadly, I am not joking! Please and thank you!

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