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New Camp Half-Blood Restrictions (Continued)

126. Petitioning Chiron and Mr. D to preserve 'The Last Battle' (as it has grown to be called) in a self-made movie will no longer be entertained.

127. Assigning the new campers numbers instead of names will no longer be tolerated.

128. Making suggestions for the "camp mascot" is no longer permitted.

129. It should then go without saying that volunteering Grover to be the mascot is also no longer permitted.

130. Offering to be the camp's "mascot" is now banned.

131. If they are banned at almost all sporting events, assume they are not allowed on camp grounds. Yes, I am referring to the vuvuzelas. (Thank you, A-non-e-mouse! My friend has a vuvuzela…I hate it so much…)

132. Forming an obnoxious cheerleading squad for canoeing, archery, chariot racing, arts & crafts, cleaning the cabins, walking to different places, etc., will no longer be tolerated.

134. Cheers involving explicit language that insults campers' heritage (mothers especially), physical appearance, cabin, hygienic habits, general personality, and character are now banned.

135. And just because two words rhyme does mean they should be used together in a cheer. This would qualify them as explicit and banned. (i.e., 'Annabeth' and 'user of meth')

136. If something makes you giggle for over 15 seconds, assume you are not allowed to do it. (I stole that from a bumper sticker on Facebook. Sorry! Teehee)

137. Owning handcuffs are now forbidden, due to the incident in March. Failure to comply will result in immediate confiscation. (Muchas gracias to WeLovePercyJackson!)

138. "That's what she said" is not considered an appropriate response to anything.

139. Nor is "There's an app for that!"

140. For good measure, the additional following phrases, when used randomly and not seriously, are now banned as well: "That's what your mom said last night!", "Your face.", "No hablo ingles.", "I'M HAVING A SEIZURE!", "Look out, Kronos is standing behind you!", and "Oh my gosh, Percy's drowning!".

141. Setting and attempting to enforce a minimum walking speed on all of the walkways and paths on camp grounds is no longer permitted.

142. Profusely insisting that Athena give Annabeth "The Talk" is banned. Immediately.

143. Switching the Aphrodite Cabin magazines with the Athena Cabin textbooks and scientific journals will no longer be tolerated as it is distressing to both the Aphrodite Cabin and Athena Cabin.

144. "I could've sworn the Oracle told me to" is not a legitimate reason for causing someone physical or emotional harm/damage.

145. Chanting "Fish are friends, not food" whenever Percy Jackson walks near is now prohibited.

146. Challenging the Stoll brothers to pranking duels that throw the entire camp into a state of chaos and paranoia for weeks on end is forbidden and the last contest should never be discussed again, due to the traumatic effects many campers are still feeling.

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"Your children are out of control, Apollo," Zeus stated flatly.

Apollo chuckled. "They're just kids, Father. And you have to admit, some of their antics are quite hysterical. Besides, it's not like they've killed anyone."

"Yet," Athena added darkly, her eyes betraying no amusement.

Apollo rolled his eyes. "They're just having some fun, Athena. I'd understand if you'd be unfamiliar with this concept of 'fun' but that doesn't mean we have to deprive them of-"

Athena's eyes brightened with anger. "Never, in all of the history of Camp Half-Blood, has a list such as this one been made before! This sort of immaturity is unprecedented! Their childishness is reminiscent of the Silver Age of Man and I for one believe that it is time for these two children of Apollo to get their act together. They are only a little bit younger than Annabeth, but it might as well be decades that separate them. Annabeth has already completed multiple quests and what do your children have to show? Nothing of signific-"

"Elsie and Tori fought bravely in the Last Battle! Their archery skills were nearly unparalleled and they survived to see many friends fall. And it was your daughter's infatuation with that Luke boy that nearly destroyed us-"

"Luke has nothing to do with this!" Hermes exclaimed indignantly.

"That's enough," Zeus interjected. "Apollo, talk to your children. For the most part, their tricks are harmless enough and amusing. But warn them that if they should be cautious of taking it too far."

Apollo nodded earnestly. "I will."

Whoa! Intrigue! Drama! Oh, my!

But yeah. I'm back, y'all! Yay! Only a 7 month delay, no worries...but honestly, this hadn't even crossed my mind for the last few months, which is sad because of how much I like this story. I hope you'll like it too! Review and tell me what you think. Do you like the new rules? What about that end scene between the gods; what's gonna happen with that?

Hey, has anyone read the The Lost Hero? I read it when it first came out (which was my birthday, which was insanely awesome) and lovedddd it. I can't wait for the next one!

God bless you. See you later!- lecabe

P.S. 12:12 PM- Right after you publish something on here, do you find yourself constantly (and I mean CONSTANTLY) checking back to see if anyone's reviewed?...I do. If you feel my pain, put me out of my misery and review. Smooches.