Chapter 16

"Oh god! ohgodohgod," Bella kept muttering while glancing around with wide frightened eyes.

"Relax, Bella. I know exactly what I'm doing," I assured her, though I had completely no idea what to do now.

"Dang it! Charlie is definitely going to find out about this!" she kept throwing frantic glances at the back of Edward's Volvo and at the helicopter that kept following us. I felt bad that I was causing Bella to panic so much. I had to figure out a way to not get caught.

"LIGHTBULB!" I had a perfect idea that would get Bella and me out of this tiny little problem. Unfortunately Edward was on his own. Poor kid. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Suddenly I saw another police cruiser gain up to Edward.

Oh snap! :O A loud voice spoke threw the load sirens.

"Pull the vehicle over and step out of the car with your hands up!" Clearly the police thought that Bella and me were real police and that Edward was the criminal. I decided that this was the time for me to act out my plan.

"Bella put on your seatbelt!" I swerved the car off of the road into a small opening in the woods. I drove as far as we could into the deep undergrowth.

As soon as the car came to a stop I threw open the door, "Bella get out hurry!" I grabbed her hand and pulled her into the trees, carefully avoiding going over branches. It would do no good if Bella tripped right now.

We ran far in and then I called Emmett.

*--_(space thingy showing that time passed cuz idk how to do it)_-*

It was a normal day at casa de Cullen. Emmett was on his Xbox beating Jasper while I laughed my bum off on the coach. Jasper was losing epically. Bella had been dragged away by Alice to look at tablecloths or some chizz. Esme was in the kitchen making me another banana cream pie cuz dummy Paul ate the two that she made earlier. Hmph. I was still mad at him so I made him go sit in the corner with a dunce cap. Meany, eating my pie.

The front door slammed shut, and Alice came in dragging Bella along. Edward stalked in with an angry look on his face. I was wondering were he was. We hadn't seen him in 2 days, but Alice assured us that he was fine.

"Allison," he said in an eerily calm voice. I was in big trouble. The meany vampire was mad at me!

Paul quickly got in front of me in a defensive position, growling. I hit him on the head.

"Edwards not going to hurt me, just probably give me a lecture on how dangerous that was. Not just for me, but for Bella as well. Then he'd start whining about where he had been stuck all this time and blame me. Yada yada yada. Nothing I haven't heard before," I rolled my eyes.

Alice burst out laughing, "Oh wow. That was exactly what he was going to do!"

Edward grumbled and went to hug Bella. Paul sat on the coach and since he took my seat I sat on his lap. He was comfier than the coach anyways.

"You're not mad at me?" Bella asked unsurely staring at the floor.

"Bella," I said, "Edward wouldn't be mad at you even if u stranded him naked in school, which would be really funny." I grinned.

Emmett burst out laughing along with Jasper.

"I would never do that!" Bella exclaimed hugging Edward tightly.

"Yea I know," I frowned, "Too bad." I shrugged and hugged Paul. He was really comfy. He could be my new pillow! I accidently threw mine at Emmett and he made it explode by strangling it. Poo. I really liked that pillow. "So Edward where have you been?" I asked.

He sighed and sat next to Bella on the love seat.

"After you and Bella disappeared I could finally stop my car, but then the police had already surrounded me. And if I went running to find you guys they would surely shoot me. How would I explain that I'm bullet proof? So they ended up arresting me. Then I asked why they were arresting me and the said I was over the speed limit." He gave an incredulous look.

"Yay! They found my note!" everyone looked at me questioningly. "I left a note saying that Edward was going over the speed limit and to give him a ticket, but I never said for them to arrest you." I laughed. He groaned and pinched the ridge of his nose.

"Allison I love you! Your are hilarious and Eddie here has the best reactions to your pranks!" Emmet yelled grinning.

"Aww! Thanks Emmie!" I smiled wide. He laughed and shook his head.

Alice stopped mid laugh and gasped, "Oh. The Volturi are coming. It's a bit fuzzy, but they saw some…helicopter footage of Edward?" she sounded confused.

"Oh yea! Was there footage of me? I was the first police cruiser that was following him!"

"Allison didn't you just hear? The Volturi are coming! This could be dangerous!" Esme exclaimed worried.

"Relax, there's a perfectly good explanation I could give them! Since I'm dating Paul, who is a werewolf, he had to tell me his imprint about werewolves!" I looked at them smiling, "See! Simple. And you guy were suppose to be smarter than me," I shook my head.

Alice smiled, "That explanation works, but they will be here soon."

Hmm. That didn't give me much time. How to annoy the volturi? Oh yes! LIGHTBULB! muahahaha! Muahahahah! MUAHAHAHAHAH!