SasoDei Just Another Day

by Keono

Sequel to An Unordinary Day. Just when Deidara thinks that his life is finally starting to get better, reality decides to give him a hard slap across the face. Will Deidara ever live a normal life? SasoDei, MPREG, lemons, you get the drill!

5. Chapter 5

SasoDei – Just Another Day

Part 5

A Collab between Keono and Woolfy

The blonde was currently having a bath in the tub after having spent the entire morning scrubbing it out and disinfecting it. He'd usually just have a shower, but he was bored and the hot water helped to soothe his aching body. Deidara gave a peaceful sigh as the water worked its magic, though he was annoyed by the fact that the top of his stomach stuck out of the liquid. The baby had been kicking less than previously, but the red head had told him that it was because it had no room left, especially considering the fact that the blonde was now thirty seven weeks along.

At least one more week of freedom and then he would lose his life forever to the clutches of the stupid leech, "I hate you, un. If it wasn't for you, then life would be the same as it was before; my parents wouldn't be trying to worm their way back into my life, Konan wouldn't be obsessing over me, and Sasori wouldn't be acting as if I couldn't take care of myself…It's all your fault, un…"

The blonde got no response from the foetus and he was glad for that. He didn't need another reminder that something was growing inside him. Giving a sigh, he heaved himself up after unplugging the tub and turned on the shower. He quickly washed his hair out of any soap and got out of the shower before he froze. Grabbing a stained towel from the toilet seat, he wrapped it around his whole body and went to his and Sasori's bedroom.

He got dressed in some baggy clothes and headed to the kitchen for a snack; chocolate ice-cream with Lucky Charms sprinkled on top. He honestly couldn't give a shit about what the baby 'ate', as long as he wasn't hungry anymore that would be fine. And even though Sasori wanted the blonde to go on walks to stay healthy Deidara also knew it was because he was fat; but the redhead denied that he ever said that. "And I'm fat because of you," He grumbled as he walked over to the couch to watch some soap operas.

One about a woman dying, another about two teens in love but they couldn't be together, another about love, and love... Love. Growling, Deidara changed the channel to one where there were horror movies and bodies being dismembered. Sighing, he watched that instead.

It was interesting. Deidara began to wondering how the people who made the movie got everything to look so real. The details of the intestines, how the guy got his head blown off and even the acting. Very interesting. He began wondering if this was an actual video of people dying but thought against it once he saw one of the more terrible actors. He was screaming like a run over cat because he got shot in his arm.

Deidara reached for the remote to turn the channel again but stopped. "What the hell, un?" Deidara gave a small gasp at a tightening in his stomach and it hurt! Now Deidara's felt worse and for reason he knew but had no idea what was going on. But soon it was gone and he was left wondering what the hell that was. Ignoring it, he went to the kitchen to grab another snack. As he was making himself some sausage on the stove he felt the same pain again. Biting his lip, Deidara stomped his foot. "Fucking stop!"

The pain disappeared and the blonde just shrugged, continuing to cook the sausage, soon taking a seat at the table so that he could eat it. Another tight feeling abruptly coursed through his body and he gave a sneer, standing up from his chair. Deidara moved to the home phone and dialled up Sasori's office telephone, getting a response after a few moments, "Hey Babe~ What's wrong? We've already established that orange juice cartons should not go in the microwave."

"I keep having sharp pains; am I in labour, un?" Deidara glared down at his belly, blaming the baby further, but this was simply met with another tight ache which caused the blonde to cringe, though he noticed that they were lessening.

"Probably not, Babe; you're just having some Braxton Hicks Contractions. Walk around for a bit, that should get rid of them, but call me again in half an hour if they continue. Love you, Sweetie~" Sasori made kissing noises and the blonde simply scoffed before hanging the phone back up.

He was still for a few moments before he gave a harsh sigh and began to traipse around the apartment as the red head had instructed him to do. Sure enough, the tightening sensation soon stopped, and the blonde could finally eat his lunch though it had now gone cold.

-x-

Sasori came home with a sigh, exhausted after a day of his monotonous work, finding the younger male lying on the couch while watching some random documentary on sharks, "So I take it that they were Braxton Hicks Contractions?"

"Thank god they were, I don't want this fucking thing ruining my last week of freedom, un." Sasori rolled his eyes and sat down on the couch, giving a smirk.

"By the way…" He gave a slightly wider grin, "I got fired today~"

"WHAT?" Deidara sat up in two seconds flat, staring at the red head utterly bewildered, "YOU GOT FUCKING FIRED?"

Sasori chuckled and shook his head, "Na~ I was only joking~ But it is nice to see that you would actually care~" The older male gave the blonde a kiss of the lips, "Awww, does someone want me to be able to support our little baby~?"

"Shut up, un! Of course I would care if you lost your job; I don't want to be fucking pregnant AND homeless!" The red head simply chuckled again, giving the blonde another kiss before standing up and disappearing into the kitchen to make dinner.

Deidara just glared in the direction of the redhead and turned back to the TV. He began scanning through the channels and stopped once he saw one movie that was just beginning. "What're you watching, Babe?"

The blonde read the tittle to himself, then to Sasori, "'Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog', un." Deidara continued to watch and it had hints of humour here and there. Kind of entertaining.

"I've seen that before. Konan made me watch it once," Sasori said from the kitchen. "The ending's," He paused to get some things from the fridge, "Not predictable, but it's a good movie."

"It's only forty minutes," Deidara said aloud and he continued to watch. Then there was singing; something about a chick that Dr Horrible liked and they went to the same Laundromat. "Why don't you just tell me how it ends, un?"

There was a chuckle heard from the kitchen. "No can do, Babe. You have to watch for yourself. Dinner will be done soon so we can watch in front of the TV tonight, but just this once." Deidara rolled his eyes and turned up the volume so he could hear over the clattering in the kitchen. It seemed in no time Sasori came back with two plates of food.

"What about drinks?" Deidara pouted.

Sasori chuckled and placed the plates in the blonde's hands. "Brat." He walked back to the kitchen, returning with two cups of water. He sat down and they continued to watch and eat. Deidara dug in without even looking at his food. He looked down and sneered.

"You just cut up vegetables and stir fried them?" Deidara frowned and lowered his plate. "I hate vegetables, un."

Sasori just chuckled and ate a piece of broccoli. "I know you don't eat vegetables at all when I'm not home-" Deidara took a deep breath, ready to object. "And I know you lie about it so I thought, why not have some vegetables every other day? It's not that bad, Babe~"

Deidara grumbled something and sniffed at a piece of carrot on his fork. "It's the devils food, un." Rolling his eyes, Sasori grabbed Deidara's fork and shoved the carrot into the blonde's mouth, who acted as if acid was forced into his mouth. "What the hell?"

Sasori sighed and gave the blonde his fork back. "Stop being a brat and eat your vegetables." Deidara growled but continued to eat, determined to show Sasori that he could actually eat 'healthy'.

After they had finished their dinner, Sasori and Deidara cuddled up on the couch and finished watching Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. Deidara personally liked 'It's A Brand New Day' and he honestly liked this side of the doctor instead of the stammering shy guy. Though as soon as the movie ended Deidara was confused. "What?"

Sasori smiled and nuzzled the blonde's face. "It just showed that he got worse at the end and that he finally changed."

Deidara frowned. "Oh well, un." As soon as they had cleaned up Deidara went to the bedroom already tired from a long day; what with the stupid contractions, and now he had more planning of hating Sasori's child, and he had had to eat vegetables. Terrible day. He almost didn't bother changing into some sleeping clothes but he forced himself to. "Danna! My feet hurt, un!"

In a few seconds the redhead was there and he sat on the bed. "You know that I have some work-"

"Well you can work on that stuff once I'm sleeping." Deidara stuck out one foot. "My feet really hurt, un."

Sasori sighed and took the blonde's right foot before massaging thoroughly. "I can't do this every night," Sasori reminded him. Deidara closed his eyes and nodded before giving a small moan, making Sasori frown at him. "Please don't do that," He pleaded.

"Stop going back to sex," Deidara grumbled as he cracked open one eye. "We'll get to that later."

Sasori sighed and continued to massage. After about ten minutes Sasori was done and he went to the kitchen to finish up on some work. Deidara fell asleep right away though. When Sasori found him he was, once more, taking up all the room of the single bed. "We need to get a bigger bed," He sighed and then went to scoot Deidara over; five minutes later he finally got some room and climbed into the bed. "Night you two~"

"When the fuck will you stop, un?" Deidara turned over and to face his lover. "You could have just asked me to move…"

Sasori chuckled and kissed his forehead the best he could with the blonde's stomach in the way. "I didn't want to wake you~ Sorry, but sleep now." Deidara sighed and nodded before rolling onto his back.

"Night~"

-x-

Sasori was currently looking through a furniture catalogue, specifically browsing at larger beds. He had had his current bed since before he could remember. His bedroom had originally belonged to his parents, while the workroom/nursery had been his first bedroom. When his parents had died, Chiyo had moved in and had occupied their room, but after she had left the red head on his eighteenth birthday she had taken his parent's bed with her. Sasori had moved his bed into the room, deciding that he did not want to waste the opportunity and wanting more space in his workroom.

Now that he had more money coming in, he could finally afford a bigger bed for him and his lover, and then they could store the red head's old bed in the small storage room that he already had hired for his puppet stuff. As soon as their child was too old for its crib, then they could just take the single bed back home for their son or daughter. Having a bigger, more comfortable bed might even make the blonde a bit happier…He had been quite depressed lately since he was now thirty eight weeks pregnant; their child was now practically full term.

The red head looked over to the blonde who was currently lying face down on the couch, moping as per usual, "Come on Babe, cheer up a bit! You'll see, it's not the end of the world; this is a beginning!"

Deidara shot the red head a weak glare, planning some snide comment, but the only thing he bothered to manage was a short, "Shut up." Sasori gave a sigh at the lack of 'witty' banter, returning to reading his catalogue.

"What about this one, Babe?" The red head showed a picture of a bed to the blonde, but Deidara didn't even acknowledge him, simply burying his head back into the couch cushions. Sasori gave a groan and shook his head, "Come on, Brat, I'm not going to choose a new bed unless you agree to one of these; do you want us to spend the rest of our married life in that old single bed?"

Deidara pulled his face from the pillows again, glaring at the red head, "Firstly, we aren't married, and secondly, all those beds are exactly the same. Just choose one already and let me spend my final days in peace."

Sasori gave a deep sigh, "But if I pick one that you don't like then it'll just make you even more upset, Brat." The red head handed the blonde the catalogue, "Choose one that you like…Just not one that is too expensive." Deidara sighed and sat up, snatching the glossy magazine from the red head, flipping through the pages until a bed caught his eyes that was within their price range.

He pointed it out to the older male, "That one, now leave me alone, un." Deidara gave the magazine back to Sasori before slumping back down onto the couch.

The red head gave a harsh sigh before standing up and moving over to the phone, dialling in the phone number of the furniture store so that he could order the bed and have it delivered to the apartment. About half an hour later he had ordered the bed with many arguments involved. No, he did not want to buy that one bed and get others half off; no, he did not want to buy five sets of sheets with it and again no, he did not want to buy a bunk bed. After Sasori had hung up he gave a heavy sigh. Talking to sales people over the phone was a pain. He moved back to the living room and this time Deidara was laying on his back, wincing slightly.

"What's wrong?"

"Just some contractions, don't worry about it, un." Deidara didn't look at the redhead but he sat up.

Sasori eyed him carefully. "Did they just start now?"

The blonde shrugged. "I've been ignoring them so I don't know, un."

Sasori almost groaned. "Have they gotten worse? Or gotten closer together?"

"I told you I don't know!" Deidara glared at his lover and stood up. "Now if you don't mind I'm going for a walk to the bedroom." Sasori sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

The phone rang and the redhead hoped it wasn't the salesman for the mattress again.

Walking over to the kitchen, he picked it up. Deidara continued to listen to Sasori argue with the person on the phone and sighed. Feeling another contraction, he tensed up and almost hit his stomach. This thing was now causing him pain! After he had let it stay! A few minutes later the pain went away and Sasori came into the room. "They're short a few people at work so I have to go."

"Isn't today your day off, un?" Deidara sat up and leaned back on his hands.

The redhead had a pained look on his face. "Yeah, the first in two weeks but they need people-"

"Yeah, yeah, just go before you actually get fired." Deidara lay back down and stared at the wall.

Sighing Sasori walked over to the blonde and kissed his head. "'Kay, I should be back in three hours or so," Sasori said with a small smile. "If anything happens, just call my work phone." Deidara nodded slightly and Sasori left.

-x-

When Sasori did finally come home he expected Deidara to be fine. "Hey, Babe-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Sasori dodged the lamp that was thrown at him and looked at his lover with wide eyes. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT, UN!" The redhead started at the blonde who was still on their bed and boy did he look pissed.

"Are you still having contractions?" He asked as he rushed over to the blonde.

"THE FUCK YOU THINK!" The blonde then bit his lip and gave a loud moan of pain.

Sasori continued to stare at the blonde wide eyed. "We need to get you to the hospital," He said quickly.

"Wh-why?" Deidara said in a raspy voice.

"In case you haven't noticed, you're in labour." Sasori quickly grabbed his old backpack and filled it with some random clothing and a metal coat hanger. He looked behind him and noticed that the blonde had fallen silent. "Dei-"

"FUCK!" Deidara cried out and clutched at the sheets under him.

"Why didn't you call?" Sasori asked as he helped the blonde up.

Deidara just clung to him. "I didn't want to get up because I didn't want to hurt even more, un!"

"Well come on." Sasori began pulling the blonde along but Deidara just stayed in one spot.

"I can't walk." The redhead groaned. He picked up the blonde bridle style and Deidara just hissed. "Not so fucking rough- GOD!" Sasori winced as the blonde yelled in his ear. The redhead had his bag hanging off of one shoulder and they left the apartment. Going down five flights of stairs was a pain because one, he had to carry his heavy lover who wouldn't stop screaming in his ear and...Well…That was it but it was a lot of hard work. "HURRY UP, UN!" Deidara clung to the redhead who was looking for a random car. As soon as he found one he set the blonde down, who just groaned. Taking the coat hanger from his bag, he bent it and shoved it through the slot between the window and the door. He began moving it around and the door unlocked. "What're you doing?" Deidara groaned as he went to sit down but Sasori kept him up.

"Getting us to the hospital." He helped the blonde in and Deidara just moaned in pain. Sasori quickly went to the driver's side and began messing with wires by the gas peddle.

"What're you doing now?" Deidara screamed, this time in pain.

"Hot wiring." The redhead said it so calmly Deidara wasn't sure if he believed it.

"When did you even learn?"

"I get bored!" A few seconds later the car started up and Sasori got into the drivers seat fully and closed the door.

"You can't even drive!"

"I don't need a piece of plastic to tell me I can drive, Brat!" Sasori put the car in drive and then went speeding off into the busy road.

"THE FUCK!" Deidara quickly buckled up and closed his eyes so he didn't have to see Sasori's crazy driving. "WHERE DID YOU LEARN?"

"Practice!" Sasori yelled over the blonde's screams.

"Well hurry up!" In a few minutes they came to a stop at the local hospital and Sasori had a nurse go get the blonde a wheel chair. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Deidara was reaching desperately for Sasori, trying to get a hold of him. Sasori just stayed by the blonde and tried to make him calm down. It seemed that in no time the blonde was on the operating table, still screaming at his lover. The doctor shoved a needle in the crook of the blonde's elbow and Deidara's eyes slowly closed till he was unconscious.

-x-

Deidara gave a soft groan as he finally woke up, opening his eyes and giving a confused mumble. Where the fuck was he? A few seconds later the blonde realised he was in a hospital room, and a few more seconds later he remembered the reason why he was there. He looked to his stomach, noting that it had deflated dramatically, though it would take a few days to return to normal. He heard slight cooing noises, giving an irritated frown as he sat up and looked at the source of the noise. Sasori sat in the chair next to the bed, holding a bottle of milk to the opening of the bundle of blankets that he held. The red head looked up at the blonde, giving a soft smile at the sight of him at last being awake, "Hey Babe~ How're you feeling?"

Deidara blinked groggily at the older male, giving a slight shrug, "I'm fine, un…How is the 'thing'? Boy or a girl?" The blonde turned his gaze to the bundle of blankets which the red head was currently bottle feeding, though he couldn't get a good view of the parasite.

"Ten fingers, ten toes; perfectly healthy, and it's a boy~" Sasori continued his giddy smile, looking back down at the bundle in his arms, once again cooing softly, "Little Hiroshi~"

"Whatever; wake me up when it's time to go home, un." Deidara tried to lie back down, but the red head stopped him before he got the chance.

"Come on Babe, you have to at least hold him; you're his mother!" The blonde was about to object, but was interrupted by the red head, "You only have to hold him for literally a second, and I'll be satisfied."

Deidara gave him a slight suspicious gaze, "Only one second?" Sasori gave a nod and the blonde sighed in defeat, holding his arms out, "Fine, but only a second and then I'm going back to sleep, un." Sasori took the bottle away, placing it on the bed side table before handing their child over to the younger male. Deidara took the thing, making sure to hold it correctly, before finally getting a chance to look at it, "…Oh great; a clone…" His son had a tuff of fine blood red hair and was currently staring up at him with a pair of muddy brown eyes, though his facial structure was more Deidara.

"I think he has my temperament too~" Sasori gave a smirk at the blonde, "He didn't even cry when he was born~"

Deidara rolled his eyes and was just about ready to hand the thing back to Sasori, but for some reason he didn't want to. Instead, the blonde held the baby closer, holding it against him as he gently rocked his arms, an involuntary smile of love forming on his lips. He cooed softly down at his son, giving him a small kiss on the forehead, "My little Hiro~"

Sasori smiled at the sight, "Here," he handed the blonde the bottle from before; "the hospital has given us a weeks supply of breast milk, though after that we'll need to feed him formula." Deidara wasn't even listening to the red head, taking the bottle without even looking up, immediately beginning to feed their son with it. Sasori pouted at being ignored, and he stood from the chair, crawling onto the hospital bed with his family. He wrapped his arms around the blonde, giving him a kiss on the lips, to which Deidara immediately responded to by pressing back. After a few moments of the heated kiss, they pulled apart, both looking tenderly down at their son, "I told you that you would grow attached to him~"

Deidara flushed bright red and tried to force himself to shove the baby back to Sasori, but once again he realised that he didn't want to give the little boy away, "…Shut up, un…I'm happy as long as he doesn't make me fat anymore…" The red head chuckled lightly and leaned his head against the blonde's, both looking down at their son as he continued to suckle on the bottle held by Deidara. One second turned into ten minutes, and then ten minutes turned into two hours; All the while the blonde refused to let him go.

-x-

"You know that people are going to be visiting you, right?" Deidara looked up confused.

"Why?"

"Well you just had a baby so they would want to see you. I already called your parents and Konan but that's it." Deidara glared at the redhead. "That's it. I'm sure nothing bad will happen-"

"OH MY GOODNESS!" Deidara looked over at the door and saw Konan standing there in amazement. "I KNEW IT WAS A GIRL! IN YOUR FACE, MOM!"

Sasori just smiled and welcomed the duo inside of the hospital room. "Hello, Sasori," Ms Ao greeted, "and Deidara; how are you feeling?"

The blonde tried to smile but he was still exhausted. "Tired, un."

The bluenette nodded and went over to the blonde with Konan hot on her trail. "So it's a girl, right~?"

Deidara actually smiled at this. "Nope, un. It's a boy."

Konan's face fell but then she grinned. "Aw~! What's he look like?" Deidara shifted his arms to show Konan his sleeping son. "Omfg! He looks like Saso!"

Ms Ao smiled. "Congrats."

Deidara and Sasori nodded and they all continued to talk... Until the blonde's parents arrived. "Dei?" The blonde's head snapped up and Hanako was standing there with her husband, looking at the duo with wide eyes.

"We'll leave you guys alone," Konan's mother said as she pulled her pouting daughter away.

Akio and Hanako awkwardly entered the room and the blonde's father cleared his throat. "So... is it a boy or a girl?"

Deidara tried to look indifferent. "A boy, un."

"Wh-what's his name?" Hanako took a small step forward, wanting to see her grandchild.

"Hiroshi."

Hanako nodded and went to the blonde's side, Sasori stepping out of the way politely. "Oh, he looks like Sasori." Deidara just nodded. "C-can I hold him?"

Deidara's eyes widened just a little and he almost snarled at the woman, holding his baby closer to his body. He didn't have an ounce of trust for this woman since she and his father were the main reason as to why he had gotten pregnant. That didn't mean that she could hold his son. What if she just wanted more money? "No," He said very firmly. "He's sleeping, un."

Hanako's face fell and she just nodded. "O-okay, well we just wanted to see how you two were and all, but if you're busy-"

"We aren't," Sasori said as he shot a small glare at the blonde. "Deidara's just tired is all, which is why he's cranky."

"I am not, un!" There was a small whine from the blonde's arms and Hiroshi opened his eyes, before yawning.

"Aw~ You woke him up, Babe," Sasori teased. "I guess now your mom can hold him." Hanako's eyes brightened and she gestured for her husband to come over. Deidara almost growled. He wasn't even letting Sasori hold their son! "Come on, Babe, I'll make sure that he is perfectly safe." The red head leaned over the bed, distracting the blonde with a kiss while he carefully took the baby from his lover's arms.

Deidara gave a scowl at him as Sasori pulled away, currently holding their sleepy son, "Hey, give him back! I wasn't done holding him yet!"

The red head rolled his eyes and kissed the blonde quickly on the cheek, "You've been holding him for two hours straight, Babe, plus the almost nine months before that; I'll protect him if they try anything~" Deidara continued to scowl though made no voiced complaints, instead keeping his eyes locked onto whoever was holding Hiroshi. The red head brought the baby over to the blonde's parents, holding him out for Hanako to take, "Be careful with him."

Hiroshi made soft baby noises as he was placed into his grandmother's arms, giving another sleepy yawn. Hanako looked down at the baby before a tender smile broke out on her face, "Awww~ He's so precious~ Are you positive that we can't buy him everything that his little heart desires~?" Sasori gave a nod and Deidara continued to glare darkly at them, jealous; the baby had been growing inside of him and making him fat for the past nine months, he should be able to hold him for just a while longer! And dammit Sasori had gotten to hold him during all the time that the blonde was asleep! That was probably longer than two hours! "Awww, he looks just like his Daddy~" The woman crooned over the baby and soon Ms Ao waltzed over, wanting her turn to hold Hiro, soon getting her wish.

"Awww, isn't he just adorable~ It takes me back to the day when Konan was born~" Both mothers began to go on and on about their own children, comparing both Konan and Deidara to Hiro. Soon the younger bluenette wanted to hold the baby, taking him from her mother, also beginning to coo over the infant. By this point in time, Deidara was grinding his teeth in absolute anger; HE WANTED TO HOLD HIS BABY! IT WAS HIS BABY AND NO ONE ELSE'S! IT WASN'T HANAKO'S, IT WASN'T KONAN'S, IT WASN'T KONAN'S MOTHERS, IT WASN'T SASO- …Okay, maybe it was Sasori's, but DAMMIT HE WANTED TO HOLD HIM SOME MORE!

The red head had developed a sixth sense that told him when the blonde was about to snap, and he both smirked and rolled his eyes as he took his son from the bluenette's arms, which caused her to give a heartbroken expression, "Sorry Konan; Mummy wants to have his little miracle back~" Deidara calmed down explicably as the red head brought his baby back over to him, and the older male gave him a quick kiss before returning the small red headed infant to his mother's arms.

Deidara smiled triumphantly as he finally got his son back. For the rest of the day all of them talked besides Deidara who had wanted to sleep but he still refused to let go of Hiroshi. When the blonde's parents had a question about what they were going to do next Sasori would answer but Konan was asking ridiculous questions like if she could babysit the next day. "I don't think Deidara will give up Hiro for a while, Konan."

The bluenette just pouted. "Fine, I guess I won't babysit at all... Okay, maybe I will." She smiled and looked over at her friend who was cuddling with his son. "So can I hold him again?"

"No, un~" Deidara snuggled a little more into his bed and cracked open an eye. "Get your own..." He said as his eye closed.

Sasori shook his head and was about to pick his son up but Deidara just held him closer. "Deidara, you're sleeping, why not let someone else hold him?"

Deidara growled and opened his eyes fully. "He's my baby!" He whispered harshly.

Sighing, Sasori looked over to his friend. "Sorry, Konan, but Dei is being a brat and won't give up Hiro. Guess you'll have to wait for babysitting."

Konan just pouted but nodded. Soon night time rolled around and everyone left, leaving the trio. "Sheesh, Babe, who knew you would be so protective, no that's not the word I'm looking for, more like possessive? Yep, you're possessive over little Hiro."

Deidara just stuck his tongue out at his lover. "At least I'm not throwing him out the window, un." The thought almost made him shudder. "When're we going home? My back hurts from this bed, un," Deidara complained.

Sasori sighed. "You'll be dispatched tomorrow around noon. And you don't think my back hurts? I've been sleeping in plastic chairs."

Deidara sighed and scooted over a little. "You're fucking annoying when you complain, un."

Sasori raised a brow. "You're actually being nice? Wow, Babe, if having a baby makes you nice then I would've gotten you pregnant earlier." He smirked and lied down on the bed, ignoring the blonde's glare.

"Shut up, I'm letting you sleep here because I'm cold. The hospital gives out shit for blankets, un." Deidara shifted Hiro a little so all three of them were laying comfortably on the hospital bed.

Sasori chuckled. "Keep on telling yourself that, Babe~"

"I just want to be back in our own bed, un."

"Hm, the bed should be there tomorrow and we're going to have fun breaking it in~" Deidara mumbled something, giving a slight nod and Sasori just rolled his eyes. He wrapped an arm around the blonde, giving him a kiss on the head before he proceeded to give his sleeping child a kiss on the head as well, "Night Babe and Baby~"

"Shut up and sleep." Sasori rolled his eyes again before obeying the younger male's orders, closing his eyes and soon falling unconscious.

-x-

Sasori pulled the car up to the spot where he had first 'borrowed' it from, locking the doors as he left. The real owner would probably want it back~ The red head was currently carrying his bag of supplies, now containing the weeks supply of breast milk as well, and he was also carrying several stuffed toy animals that they had been given by their friends. Deidara was still refusing to release their son, cooing over him affectionately, and Sasori rolled his eyes at the sight. And he had actually been worried that the blonde wouldn't take care of their child! Now the problem was the ability to separate them for more than five seconds!

They made their way up the five flights of stairs to their apartment, where Deidara had to open the door since Sasori's hands were completely full. The blonde immediately sat down on the couch, continuing to fuss over their child. Perhaps now he would realise exactly why his parents had spoilt him rotten in the first place…

Sasori placed the things down on the counter, immediately taking the expressed breast milk out and putting it in the fridge. He would pick up some formula when he next did the grocery shopping. The red head picked up the toys, carrying them to the nursery and placing them in the crib with the older male's scruffy childhood dog toy. Sasori couldn't help but think of his parents for a fleeting moment; what would they say if they could see him now? Would they approve of Deidara? Would they be proud of how responsible Sasori had been through the entire event? Would they love their grandchild as everyone else did?

Sasori gave a slight sigh, knowing there was no use in asking questions with impossible answers. The red head moved back out the nursery and out the front door, looking for his delivery, but he couldn't find it. He frowned and shut the door, immediately walking to the bedroom, blinking at the sight before him. Their brand new double bed had already been set up, and their old single bed was dismantled in the corner. A small note lay on the new crisp sheets, and Sasori read it, giving a smirk as he shook his head.

'Dear Sasori and Deidara,

Congratulations! We couldn't buy you anything big, so we bought you some good quality bed sheets and we put your bed together for you! Have fun~

Good luck with the Baby!

-Hidan and Kisame (and also Konan who helped up to break into your apartment)'

Sasori chuckled lightly, placing the note down on the bed side table before exiting the bedroom, finding the blonde still sitting on the couch, "Hey Babe~ I think Hiro might want to try out his crib, and maybe you could put him in that onesie that you got him as well."

"But he's sleeping!" Deidara whined softly. The blonde was still on the couch and it looked like it was going to be a while till he got off.

Sasori smiled and sat beside his lover. "Aw~ Well why don't we let him sleep in the crib since you can't hold him forever."

Deidara scoffed and shifted his son so he was more comfortable, causing the little redhead to give a small whine and stretch his fingers for a second. "If you think I'm going to let him go in this city then you're crazy. Someone will probably steal him." Sasori smirked and gently took his son from the blonde. "Hey!" Deidara hissed as Sasori began walking to the nursery, with the blonde hot on his trail.

"It's okay, Babe~ You can hold him when he wakes up crying." Sasori swaddled his son quickly and placed him in the crib. Deidara gave a harsh sigh and crossed his arms. He was looking at Hiroshi pleadingly and Sasori chuckled before kissing his forehead. "He'll be fine. If you want, maybe we can put bars on the windows, but for now regular locks will have to do."

Deidara looked at his son once more, before Sasori led him out of the room and closed the door so that there was only a crack left. "If anything happens to him-"

"Nothing will happen to him. He may be hungry later on and cry for milk but that's it," Sasori reassured. "Now, do you wanna see our new bed?" Deidara shrugged and Sasori pulled him over to their room, where the queen sized bed lay. "Isn't it nice~? The sheets are a present from Kisame, Hidan and Konan; they even put the bed together for us. Don't we have awesome friends~?"

The blonde sighed and walked over to the bed, falling face forward. "I just want to sleep in a comfy bed, un. My back hurts as if I were still pregnant."

Sasori smirked and sat down on the bed, rubbing his lover's aching back. "I'm sorry, Babe~ I'm sure it'll get better once you've had a nice nap... Though I can make you sleep for a little longer if-"

Deidara growled and looked up. "No sex till I get better! I still have stitches in my stomach, you know."

Sasori sighed. "I knew it would come with a catch. I have to wait a couple weeks more, don't I?"

The blonde just shrugged. "Not until I get better, un."

Sasori gave a harsh groan and slumped down to lay on the bed next to the blonde, rolling onto his side so he was facing his lover, "Awww, come on, Babe!" He couldn't keep the whine out of his voice, "I have needs you know; you'll be fine to have sex!"

"Not until I get better!" Deidara sneered at him and sat up, "I'm going back to my son since he seems to be the only one who appreciates me!"

Sasori sighed and grabbed the blonde, pulling him back onto the bed and against his chest, "Awww~ Look, I'm sorry Babe, I'm just suffering from withdrawal from your fine body…"

Deidara scoffed and buried his head in the crook of the red head's neck, "I have needs too, you know? You've waited this long, I think you can tolerate two more weeks." Sasori gave a sigh and pulled the covers out from under them and then he pulled them over the duo, neither even bothering to change their clothes. "…Do you think he is okay, un…?"

Sasori gave a sigh, running a hand through the blonde's hair, "Yes Babe, he is okay; he'll start crying soon, probably needing a bottle or a diaper change, so just sleep…"

"…" Deidara gave a sigh and nuzzled his face deeper in the crook of the red head's neck, "This bed is good~" Sasori chuckled lightly, still disappointed that he would have to wait even longer to have sex with the blonde; but he did have his limit, and if the blonde forced him to wait longer than two weeks, then it was time for the handcuffs~

-x-

Both were awoken by the sound of crying a few hours later, the blonde vanishing from the bed in less than two seconds. He rushed to the nursery and picked up his crying son, cooing over him and trying to make him fall back to sleep. Sasori got out of bed with a sigh, moving to the kitchen and he began to heat up one of the bottles of breast milk for their son.

When he went into the nursery, the blonde was just finishing applying a new diaper to their baby. Hiro had stopped crying, and was making soft babbling noises, looking up at his mother. Deidara took the opportunity to dress him in the light blue onesie that read 'Mama's Boy', their son putting up little resistance. Deidara swaddled the baby again and picked him up, rocking him in his arms lightly, "Awww~ He's so adorable, un~"

Sasori smiled lightly and handed the blonde the bottle of warm milk, which the younger male took without saying anything, immediately beginning to feed his son with it. "…" The red head rolled his eyes and gave the blonde a kiss on the cheek, "Love you too, Babe~"

Sasori went back to the kitchen to get a snack for him and Deidara since they hadn't eaten since the hospital. He found an apple and began cutting it into slices. He heard the blonde walk out of the nursery and move to the living room. He walked over to the blonde with the apple slices on a plate but Deidara didn't even glance his way. "You can't be so preoccupied with Hiro that you can't look at me, Babe~"

Deidara glanced up for a minute before looking back down at his son. "I never said I was, un. I just want to watch him." Deidara shifted the bottle so the little redhead could drink the milk better. Sasori sighed and began eating some apple slices while watching his lover. Once Hiro was done with his meal, Deidara gave him a small pat on the back, causing him to burp. "That's a good-" He stopped when he saw his son vomit all over his shirt, before starting to cry, "boy..." Giving a sigh he went to the bathroom. "Can you get him some clothes, Danna?"

"Sure, sure," The redhead replied as he got up and went to the nursery to get some clothes; just a pink onesie and a pair of also pink pants. He went to the bathroom to see Hiroshi still wailing as Deidara softly washed him. Sasori kneeled by the blonde and helped him wash their son. "This is by far the longest Hiro has cried."

Deidara rolled his eyes. "Yes, a two whole minutes, un. Can you get a towel?" Sasori nodded and did so. Once Hiro was clean, Deidara picked him up and hesitated before handing him to Sasori, who held him in the towel.

"Go get cleaned up and I'll get him dressed, okay?" Sasori sat on the ground and began to dry Hiroshi. Deidara almost gave a whine before he moved to their bedroom quickly. He changed his shirt, realizing his skin wasn't dirty at all. After that, he went to the bathroom to see Hiro not crying and Sasori changing him. "See, he's also fine with me, Babe~"

Deidara frowned and moved closer so he was only inches from his son. "'Kay, I see, now can I have him back?" Deidara held out his hands and Sasori sighed before handing Hiro over, who had just finished being changed.

"Who knows; maybe you'll get sick of him?" Deidara scoffed and moved to the nursery to get a new blanket to swaddle the little redhead. He rocked him in his arms gently for a while before hesitantly placing him down in the crib. Sasori walked into the room and stood next to the blonde, putting an arm around him while they both looked tenderly down at their son. Hiro made a few babbling noises, clenching and unclenching his fingers as he stared up at his parents. "I think he is going to take after his daddy~ Awww~ Who's going to be feared when they're older~? Yes you are~ Yes you are~"

"He's not going to be feared by any one while he is wearing pink clothes, un~" Deidara grimaced slightly and shook his head, "Tomorrow we're taking him to the shops and we're going to get him some more boy clothes…"

"I agree." Sasori chuckled lightly and they both watched as their son gave a tired yawn and closed his eyes. It was around 4am and the sun had yet to rise, so as soon as Hiroshi was asleep, the red head led the blonde back to bed. "Come on, Babe, we don't want you to be all cranky tomorrow~"

Deidara stuck his tongue out at Sasori, though didn't complain once he realised just how tired he was. They both crawled back into bed, snuggling up together and falling asleep within minutes.

The two parents were currently on the bus, heading towards the better part of the North with the blonde holding their son. They got some odd looks since everyone knew that they were both men, though the rumour of the blonde's pregnancy had spread like wild fire. They could tell just by the baby's appearance that it was Sasori's and they could also tell by the way the blonde was so possessive over it that the child was also Deidara's, so only a few people wondered whether they had actually stolen Hiro.

The duo had washed the light blue onesie that morning and their son wore it again now, neither of them wanting to go out with their child wearing pink. Hiroshi was sound asleep for the entire bus trip, though he woke up once they reached the shopping centre. The small red head looked around with wide eyes, his toothless mouth slightly ajar, though he didn't cry and instead just made soft baby noises. Sasori was carrying a backpack which contained the necessities for their son, such as a bottle of milk, a few spare diapers, a few wet wipes and several other additions in the case of any other issues.

"Sasori! Deidara!" They both turned in surprise at the voice, seeing none other than Kurenai walking towards them with her own son held in her arms. She then caught sight of the baby within the blonde's arms, walking even faster towards them, reaching the family within two seconds flat, "Awww~ I take it by the blue clothing that it's a boy?" They both gave nods and she made gentle cooing noises, "Awww~ He looks exactly like his father~" Deidara rolled his eyes, basically everyone having said the exact same thing, "What's his name?"

"Hiroshi," Sasori answered with a smile.

"Aw~! Is there any chance I can hold him?" Kurenai was already handing her baby over to Sasori, but Deidara just glared at her and held his son closer to his chest.

Sasori chuckled but still took Kurenai's son. "Not sure; Deidara's very 'protective' over little Hiro."

Kurenai giggled and looked at the blonde. "How about since I taught you guys the class for free, I get to hold your baby. Only for a minute."

Deidara almost whined, not wanting to give up his baby. "Come on, Babe~" Sasori said, bouncing Kurenai's son in his arms. The little boy wasn't even smiling like he usually was. Deidara gave a defeated groan and carefully handed over his newborn.

"Aw~ He's so cute~!" Her son gave a whine and began to squirm in Sasori's arms; he was leaning towards his mother, trying to get her attention. Kurenai looked up and sighed, before handing Hiroshi back to a happy Deidara. "He just wants attention," She said, as she took her child back from Sasori. "So you guys are shopping for baby clothes, I assume?" The couple nodded. "Well a lot of it's really expensive, if you go to Creepy Crawlers it's much cheaper there."

Sasori raised an eyebrow. "Like spiders or something?"

Kurenai shook her head. "No, they call it that because once babies learn how to crawl they just keep on going... Or something like that. Just go there anyway, it's cheap."

"Okay. Thank you, Kurenai Sensei," Sasori said kindly as the woman began to walk away.

"Bye!"

Sasori looked down at his lover, who was too preoccupied rocking their son. He chuckled, "Come on, Babe~ We can't stand here all day."

Deidara looked up and frowned. "Fine, un." Sasori began walking and the blonde just walked beside him.

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