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Chapter 18

"Why would anyone eat that?"

"I don't know! You're human, ask yourself!"

"I meant in a pie! There is no way that anyone eats that!"

"YAHA! I saw it on tv."

"Well what do you want me to do?"

He looked around the kitchen and gave me a sack of flour and eggs. "Here. Mix these together…and some of this too." he handed me a bag of potato chips. Then he cleaned his hands on his *cough* pink *cough* apron…I wondered about that boy sometimes…

"It'll make the crust more crunchy."

"Are you sure you know how to do this?" I asked for the 10th time.

"YES! Now hurry up and get it done!"

I put down a bowl on the counter and put in the flour, the eggs, and chips. Take in account that I have never in my life cooked or seen someone cook. I tried breaking the eggs shell in half, but it kept getting in the way so I just added it in. It would make it crunchier I guess.

I looked at Emmett and saw that he had added carrots and an apple to the pie filling he made. He stuffed everything into the blender next to him.

"I'm pretty sure that does not go in there Emmett!"

"You're right….It needs gummy bears!"

"Now I really think that you don't know what you're doing!"

"Relax! I've cooked once before."

"Once! Geez Esme is going to kill you!"

"Look! It's working!"

I looked at the blender with all the pie ingredients.

"Yup, it's definitely blending." I looked in disgust at all the ingredients he had used. Suddenly we heard a whiring noise coming from the blender. We got closer to it.

"You think its okay?" I asked

"I don't know get closer and check!" he pushed me forward.

Suddenly the whole blender exploded. On. My. Face.

I stood still covered in all the goo that Emmett had mixed together. I was angry. We had spent over 3 hours trying to make this. I slowly lifted my hands to take the goo off of my eyes. I glared at Emmett, so hard that my eye started twitching!

"Umh….I think we're really close to being done.." he said in a small voice.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!"

Emmett and I turned towards Esme. I lowered my head and pointed to Emmett.

"He lied and said he knew how to make pies!"

"I do know how to make pies!" he yelled pouting.

"Sweetie the only pies Emmett knows how to make are mud pies after it has rained," she said sympathetically.

I held back a laugh at Emmett's' face.

"Why did u want to make a pie dear?"

"Cuz I thought Paul would like a pie after working so hard to protect our little town from anyone hurting us." I gave her my big sad puppy dog face, "And Emmett said that he would help me, but….now I don't know what to do," I made my lip quiver and my eyes began getting all watery.

"Oh honey, I'll help you make pies." She smiled and put her arm around me, "Emmett I want the mess in the kitchen cleaned up in 5 minutes," she said sternly. She walked away and I grinned at Emmett who was looking at me in shock.

"You should help too! You made the mess with the flour and eggs!"

Knowing that Esme was listening I made my voice all sad again, "But Emmie Bear I need to shower and get the goo off, I really want to make that pie for Paul," I made my breath hitch, "I thought…..you would understand."

"EMMETT! STOP BOTHERING ALLISON AND FINISH CLEANING MY KITCHEN!" yelled Esme from the second floor.

I grinned again and went up to my room. Hehehe.

After Emmett finished cleaning the slop he called a pie, Esme and I walked into the kitchen. I had customized my apron to say kiss the human and had sparkles on the letters. It looked awesome if I do say so myself. I looked amazing. See I'm sooooo modest. :P

"Umh sweetie, you might want to-" I cut her off as she came closer.

"Esme! I wanna do it on my own!" I went back to it. It looked…beautiful. Finally made my pie! YAY! Paul would love it. I quickly washed up and got dressed in the prettiest summer dress ever, It had light blue flowers on it, and I slipped on white ballet flats. I looked in the mirror….my eye twitched. DARN IT! Stupid Emmett. I scowled and then called Jake to pick me up. I don't think anyone would notice my eye.

"Hello," he answered clearly eating by the muffled tone.

"Jake can you pick me up and take me to the reservation?" I asked sweetly.

"No can do I'm busy eating," he said and took another bite of whatever it was he was eating.

"I have pie," I said, straightforward. -_-

"I'll be right over!" he yelled and hung up quickly. I rolled my eyes and went downstairs to get the pie.

As soon as I got close to the door Jake was there staring at the box in my hand in awe.

"Is," he gulped loudly, "that the pie?" his eyes were wide and I'm pretty sure I saw drool. Ew.

"First lets get to the reservation and I'll give u a big slice!" I smiled widely and he quickly ushered me into the car. I would give Jake half the pie and Paul the other half. See, I'm a thinker!

The car ride was boring so I decided to put some awesome music on. And since Jake absolutely loves my singing and dancing well….i was gonna rock out to it! XD

I nodded my head to music and sang, "And it goes like this….. Take me by the tongue and I'll know you. Kiss me till you're drunk and I'll show you. You want the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the mooooooves... like Jagger. I don't need to try to control you!" I pointed to my eyes, "Look into my eyes and I'll own you. With them the moves like Jagger. I've got the moves like Jagger. I've got the mooooooves... like Jagger!"

"Thank god! We're here!" He quickly jumped out of the car.

"I thought you loved my singing?" I gave him my puppy dog eyes. I seem to be using that face a lot. He squinted his eyes and looked away.

"You are a cruel cruel person," he said looking in the opposite direction. I laughed loudly holding onto the pie in one hand.

"ALLISON!" yelled one of my favorite wolves out there.

"PAUL!" I hugged him as tight as I could. Poo,I had missed him too much. Stupid Paul, making me miss him, "I made a pie for you!" I smiled widely, super duper proud of it.

"YES! I am starving!" He reached for the box and I snatched it away from him.

"You have to share it with Jake, unfortunately," I said. Jake grinned coming up next to Paul, "I made this just for you guys!" I smiled and opened the box up.

"Umh…thts a pie?" whispered Jake. Paul nudged him in the ribs.

"What are you talking about it's the best one in the world! I made it all by myself!"

"That explains it," whispered Jake again.

"WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!" I yelled stomping my foot and putting my hand on my hip.

"Allison calm down," Paul placed his hands on my shoulders, "It's just….different than most regular pies."

"Well duh! Most REGULAR pies are boring circles, this one is an awesomely epic squiggle pie! Look it even has chocolate pretzels! Your favorite! And it's a rainbow pie! There are colors everywhere! Who doesn't love rainbows? You'll eat it won't you Paul?"

"Umh….I…..well…yea….i will?" he looked confused but took the pie box from my hand. I smiled lovingly at him.

"HAHAHA! tough luck man, oh the power of the imprint," laughed Jake loudly, "I wouldn't eat that even if I was starving with no other food for miles! HAHAHA!" Paul pushed him into the mud….Meany Jake, who in their right minds would turn down a sguiggle rainbow pie? I sure as heck wouldn't.