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Chapter 19

It was a dark and stormy night. I think it was Monday….maybe it was Saturday…..well that doesn't even matter it was just some day in the week and it was dark and stormy. I sat curled up in the corner of my room. I couldn't believe what the Cullens had done.

They took away my ice cream….

"Allison, sweetie," Esme began, slowly entering my room. I interrupted her and ran up to her face.

"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME WOMAN!" I yelled my eyes wide and my hands shaking wildly, "I'M SHAKING HARDER THAN A CRACKHEAD!" I had gotten sick and had been banished to my room for a whole week. When I was getting better I started eating some ice cream and well, I got sick again. Then they took my life away from me. Well that's a wrong way of wording things when you live in a house full of vampires. But the point was that I needed my ice cream.

"I'm sorry honey," Esme said and walked out again, leaving a glass of water on my bedside table. I wrapped my arms around myself. Ice cream. I had to get some. Any normal person had an addiction to some type of food. Maybe it was chocolate, pie, soda, but whatever it was you couldn't just take it away! I wondered for a brief moment if they had ice crem patches. They had nicotine patches maybe they'd have something for this too.

Also, being without ice cream was making my slightly crazy. I've never been crazy before but I'm pretty sure I was now. I was convinced there were monsters under my bed and I couldn't go to sleep without someone singing a Hannah Montana song and turning on my lava lamp. Because everyone knows that monsters hate Hannah Montana and they especially hate lava lamps.

I had tried getting some before but the Cullens were smart, they now kept watch when the rest went hunting. I just had to create a distraction…..hmmmm…LIGHTBULB! I smiled my evily smile and quickly opened my bedroom window.

"AAAAAAAHHHH!" I yelled through my sore throat.

"What's going on?" Emmett burst in eyes wide. This was going to be too easy. Whoever thought of putting Emmett in charge of me for today was off their rocker. Rocking chairs. They were my favorite type of chair. They look like chairs with a secret and taunt you to sit on them, and then WEEEEEEEEEEEEE! they lean back…..wait what was I talking about. Oh yea Emmett. Hehehe. I widened my eyes.

"There's something out in the woods! Their eyes were staring at me!" I whimpered. He quickly rushed out my door.

"Stay here," he said seriously, "I'll get it." As soon as I saw him disappear through the trees I grabbed my paintball gun from under my bed and ran downstairs. I took the ice cream from the freezer and a huge spoon, and ran back to my room. As I passed the front door to go upstairs it banged against the wall and there stood all the Cullens. I held the ice cream tightly to my chest.

"STAY BACK! I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THIS!" I pointed the paint ball gun towards all of them.

"Allison, you tricked me," Emmett said with big puppy dog eyes.

"I'm sorry," I whispered slightly lowering my paintball gun.

"GRAB HER!" yelled Emmett. I lay baffled on the floor when Rosalie tackled me.

"You tricked me!" I gaped.

"Allison, you have a problem," Alice said shaking her head, "we need to stage an intervention." I answered with the only thing I could think of at the moment.

"I don't know you like that."

I stood in front of the Cullens, Charlie, Jessica, Angela, Bella, Jacob, Paul and the rest of the wolf pack….haha one man wolf pack. I have got to stop watching the Hangover. I cleared my throat and turned toward everyone.

"Hi, my name is Allison," I said.

"Hello Allison," Everyone chorused.

"Well, I've been free of the influence of ice cream for about 3 weeks now," I smiled as they all clapped, "and I hope to stay like this. If ever I encounter ice cream I will have the strength and resistance to not even get one tiny bit of it."

"I brought some cake for the party!" yelled Mike as he walked in through the front door. Who the double fudge chocolate brownie invited this idio-wait a minute…..ice cream cake.

I looked at everyone in the room slowly and saw them all looking at me slowly too….They were counting on me they were-oh who the peanut butter am I fooling. I made a run for it. The vamps would never run super fast in front of the muggles. I jumped in front of Mike and snatched the ice cream cake from his hands, quickly digging my hands into the cake and stuffing my face with ice cream.

"WITS FO MOUOOD," I tried speaking through the ice cream. It had been far too long. I saw everyone around me shaking their heads.

"Don't fix what isn't broken," I shrugged, still eating the ice cream cake. I turned towards Mike and pushed him to the door, "DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA!" Too much tv was getting to me.

Now all I had to do was get revenge on Rosalie for tackling.