As opposed to opening on Wawanakwa island the show opened with the Aftermath set, two couches that doubled as bleachers on each side and a pink couch in the middle. The side couches remained empty but the middle was occupied by a few different people.
The first was a girl with wavy long dark brown hair; she had mischievous and flirty eyes and a wicked grin. She looked as though she belonged in a night club or a stage more then the set, she was dressed in black leather pants that clung to her legs and a white tank top with an orange dragon that looked at something you'd see at a parade celebrating Chinese new year. To finish of the look were long black leather boots and a lot of eccentric and colourful bracelets.
Next to her was a guy with cropped brown hair and penetrating hazel eyes, he was dressed in jeans, a white v-neck t-shirt and sneakers. He smiled politely at the camera and audience.
"Hello all I'm future super star Maureen Johnson!" The girl said flashing a smile that showed off her pearly whites.
"And I'm her more humble partner Shane West," The guy commented.
Maureen scoffed, 'You? Humble? You once said you were a cross between Justin and Alejandro but better."
"Well I am, and so what if I'm not humble at least I'm good looking," He said.
"You're actually kinda not," Maureen said.
"Excuse me?"
"Well, I'm attracted to almost anyone but definitely not you," She said giving him a once over.
"You really are just perpetuating the stereotype bisexuals are attracted to everyone," A new girl said.
Maureen jumped before realizing who it was, "Oh Bonnie it's just you, you have to stop sneaking up on me."
Bonnie, had light brown hair that went down to her shoulders with a small curl, she had hazel eyes and thin body frame. She was wearing a grey t-shirt that sagged at the neck a little and had a hot pink 'Z' on it, a black skirt that is folded so some parts over lap and sneakers, "Actually I've been sitting here for like 3 minutes waiting for you guys to stop arguing at start the show."
"Right, forgot about that!" Maureen chirped. "As a stated I'm Maureen and I'm here with my co hosts Bonnie and Shane and we'll be hosting the Total Drama Musical Aftermath show! But unlike past seasons it isn't just us we have other hosts doing other segments, almost like a news show but the three of us will be doing the main show which means we will be interviewing the eliminated contestants. Shall we begin?"
The audience roared with applause and Bonnie introduced the first contestant, she's an acrobat who, thanks to a theatrical performance, got voted out first it's Zoe!"
Zoe was greeted with nothing but applause when she entered, "Hi everyone! It's great to be here! Though I'd rather be on the island." She leaned over and shook each hosts hand Maureen giving her a little wink which she returned with a friendly smile.
"So, Zoe," Maureen began sounding professional, "Are you single?" Yeah, the key word was sounding.
"Well I came into the game single and I came out single, so yeah," Zoe said. "Unfortunately none of the other girls on the show liked girls."
"While at least one girl on this show likes girls," Maureen said.
"Anyway," Shane cut in. "As great as watching Maureen undress you with her eyes is, why don't we move on? How did it feel being voted off?"
"It sucked obviously," Zoe said. "I was voted off because people thought I couldn't sing, when in actuality I'm pretty good I just had to fake it because in the female part of 'Sing!' you're supposed to sound like a parade of dying cats."
"Great wording," Shane said. "So do you blame Leo for choosing the song?"
"Not really, I think if one of us had to be voted off between the two of us I think it should've been him but it's not like he knew that the song would result in my being voted off." Zoe said.
"I see, so you're not the least bit mad," Shane pried in attempt to get some drama."
"Not really, no, I would've loved to stay in the game but the playa is really nice."
"You're kinda boring, huh?" Shane said.
"I think she's cute," Maureen stated.
"Not what every sixteen year old wants too hear," Zoe commented.
"Actually, Maureen kind of forces us to call her cute daily," Bonnie said.
"Well I am," Maureen said.
"Moving on, let's bring out the next loser!" Shane declared.
"You can't openly call them losers," Maureen said. "Only behind there backs."
"Whatever, he shocked people with his performance of Telephone managed to come in first for the bottom six but was eliminated because he was out first in the Rocky Horror challenge, its Christian!" Shane declared.
Christian came out greeted by applause, "Hi, nice to meet you all," He said taking a seat next to Zoe on the left side bench.
"Hi Christian," Bonnie greeted. "So you did so well with the glee challenge? But when it came to the Rocky Horror challenge you were out first, why was that?"
Christian went to answer but Shane cut in first, "How did he do well on the Glee challenge? He came in last!"
"Yeah, but both his songs were really well done Chris was just being an ass," Bonnie said. "Anyway, continue."
"Well, dancing has never been my strong point and Rocky Horror isn't really my favorite musical so learning the steps, no matter how basic, in five minutes was difficult," Christian explained.
"Right, well now for a more exciting question, are you single?" Maureen asked.
"Are you gonna ask this question to everybody?" Bonnie inquired.
"Probably," Maureen said with a shrug. "So, Christian, are you?"
"Yes, I am currently single," He answered.
"Anybody catch your eye?"
"Well, there is one girl but I don't think she likes me like that," Christian answered shyness evident in his voice.
"Who is it?"
"That I'm not saying, I mean she'll see this eventually so I don't wanna risk it," Christian said. "Plus I think she might like another guy, they seem pretty close."
"Like, as in there dating?"
"No, but they're definitely close," Christian said. "Can we move on from the subject? It's not the funnest to talk about."
"Alright, let's talk about boring things," Maureen drawled.
"Best. Host. Ever." Shane deadpanned.
"So, what did you think of your team?" Bonnie asked.
"They were great, I wasn't super close with them, or anyone for that matter, but they were all really nice," Christian said.
"All of them really?" Shane inquired.
"Well, not Lois but I thought she was nice until I saw the show on TV," Christian said. "Everyone kind of lives a double life, eh? I mean two secret couples?"
"Yeah, not the most creative author," Maureen said.
"What?"
"Right, you guys don't know about the fourth wall," Maureen said. "Moving on, our next guest was very secretive, loved Harry Potter and was voted off for not revealing anything about himself, and I mean anything. Please welcome Leo!"
Leo was greeted with roars of applause and cheering, something that truly startled him, "Hi." He said timidly waving to the three hosts.
"So, Leo, how did it feel to be voted off?" Bonnie queried.
"It wasn't fun, but I like the Playa," He answered.
"Fancy any guys there?" Maureen asked.
"Not really," He answered redness beginning to spread through his face.
"Oh really?" Maureen inquired. "You know, if you weren't gay I would be all over you." Maureen said giving him a little wink.
"Subtle," Shane said with a roll of his eyes.
"What? He reminds me of my last boyfriend," She said. "Hi Mark!"
"Back to the interviewee," Bonnie said. "So, were you surprised to be voted out?"
"Not really."
"Why?"
"Trivia isn't my thing."
Shane scoffed, "Yeah that's why you were voted out."
"What do you mean?" Leo asked.
"You didn't tell anyone anything about you," Shane cried. "Maybe if you told people something you would've lasted longer, the only good you did in that challenge was you got people eliminated and your team still lost!"
"Alright calm down!" Bonnie said. "Let's just bring out our next contestant! She's a petite dancer who had one of the sweetest romances of the summer please welcome Summer!"
Summer was greeted with tons of applause but also wolf whistles and cat calls from the guys and some girls, and also threats of 'Back of Zakk's mine' from the girls and some guys. "Hi!" She chirped ignoring anything negative from the audience but instead blowing kisses in there direction.
"Hi Summer, how are you?" Maureen asked flirty grin evident on her face.
"I'm great, sad to be voted off so early of course but I love the resort it's so relaxing." She answered. "I do miss Zakk."
"Right, the Zummer kiss was defiantly one of the best kisses this season," Maureen commented.
"There have been other kisses?" Summer asked.
"Right, you haven't seen the show yet, while Lois and Duke had a pretty great kiss but my favorite was the more recent James and Garrett kiss," Maureen said with a grin.
"Wait, they're all together?"
"Yep, and Lois is also the Alejandro of the season," Shane said nonchalantly. "Anyway, how did it feel to be voted out, for spiders of all things?"
"That wasn't my proudest moment but I did like the end of that episode," She said smiling. "It definitely did suck to be voted out though, but fingers crossed I'll get back in the game."
"If Chris decides to let people back in," Bonnie said.
"It's Chris," Maureen pointed out.
"True," Bonnie said.
"While I think he's a fantastic host," Summer said. "Besides Zakk he's definitely my favorite on the show."
"How did the whole Chris thing get started anyway?" Shane asked.
Summer shrugged, "He's cute and funny and he reminds me of Jeff Probst who's an ex-crush, back when he was younger."
"I see," Bonnie said. "While unfortunately we don't have much time for each interview because we have other segments our first one is... Couple Watch!"
On the screen appeared a set that looked very similar to the Celebrity Manhunt set, sitting in front of a desk was a girl, she had her dirty blonde hair pulled into a high ponytail, she had hazel eyes and tanned skin that highlighted her very few freckles. She was wearing black boy cut pants, a baggy pink t-shirt that said 'cupid shot me' in blue lettering and a heart necklace around her neck. "Hi I'm Samantha but you can call me Sam! And I'll be your host for Couple Watch a segment where I'll be discussing the multiple couples of the show. There are a lot so I won't spend to much time on each ship this episode but instead give a brief synopsis of each starting with... Luke!"
A snap shot of Lois and Duke's first kiss appeared by Sam's face, "Lois and Duke got together while discussing there alliance which lead to a passionate and steamy argument, however because Lois is all strategy all the time they have decided to keep there relationship secret. But when the two meet behind the scenes the fireworks begin."
A snap shot of Griffin and Angela talking appears, "Gangela, this easily could be considered Gwuncan 2.0, but from there friendship to there flirtations this is one of the sweetest ships even if the two people involved aren't that sweet."
A snap shot of Emily and Griffin arguing appears, "Gemily, if Gangela are Gwuncan 2.0 then they're Duncney 2.0, watching these two argue is adorable and hilarious, there chemistry is undeniable."
A snap shot of Will and Rai on the beach appears, "Wai, what's not to love? It's one of the most unexpected and cutest pairs on there show the friendly dynamic of there relationship is great, though it's obvious they like each other I wish they'd just do something about it!"
A snap shot of Leila kissing Cole's cheek appears, "Ceila, definitely a sweet couple, though at times I wonder if Leila is oblivious of Cole's ever so obvious feelings for her."
A snap shot of Dash and Leila laughing appears, "Deila, like it's rival ship Ceila I do wonder whether Leila is once again obvious to Dash's feelings."
A snap shot of Zakk and Summer's first kiss, "Zummer, the Gidget of the show always sweet and definitely in love. The one pair that seems pretty drama free, if only they weren't separated so quickly."
A snap shot of Gabe appears, "Gabe, he's not exactly a couple but the guy seems very caught up in girls, he has a close friendship with Daniella that has lead fans to believe they have a thing his flirtations with Angela make people think they may have a thing."
A snap shot of Garrett and James second kiss, "And finally, Jarrett, the couple that shocked most of Canada when James came out as gay by planting one on Garrett however they, like Luke, are a secret couple who seem to have a lot more difficulty sneaking around then Luke."
"And that's all for this episode of Couple Watch," Sam declared. "And now to Piper Grace for Team Central."
The screen transitioned to a girl with brown hair done up in to braids and blue eyes with flecks of grey and green, she was wearing a navy blue t-shirt that had the 1997 – 2007 Canucks orca logo on it. She wore hand me down jeans and an old pair of sneakers, like Sam she was sitting behind a newsroom desk, "I'd like to note Chris chose the name of this segment not me. Anyway, I'm Piper Grace and this is your segment on all things teams at least until the merge. So I thought we'd start by accessing the teams.
"Team Broadway is definitely the most dramatic team, with the James-Garrett-Brooke love triangle, Leila's relationship drama and Duke's villainous ways I'm surprised they haven't killed each other yet, I'm guessing it's because Rai is actually sane. However in challenges they are a strong team with a good amount of brain, brawn and creativity there's a reason they've only lost once.
"Team Westend, they're, in my opinion the weakest team, but, they have the power to become the strongest, they have brain and brawn but not a lot of the competitors have both, and, with the exception of Natalia, they're all off in there own world. Apart all they players are exceptionally strong they just aren't the best combination.
"And finally Team Phantom, they have the best personal relationships and the strongest members this team has it made, however if they blow it in a single challenge there team could easily go completely down hill. And that's all for today's exceptionally short Team Central! See you next time!"
"Thanks guys!" Bonnie said. "That's also all for today's aftermath see you next time!"
A/N: I hope you guys liked this one I was a little iffy about writing an aftermath but I'm happy with how it turned out! I own Maureen, Shane and Piper, Bonnie belongs to thedragon1000 and Sam belongs to HockeyGal01. If you have an OC that you wanna submit to be a segment host please PM me or if you simply have a segment idea let me know. Now here are the questions:
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Alright that's it! Next chapter will be filler most likely but it won't be up for a couple of weeks because I have exams coming up so I'll be busy studying for a while but I'll try and get something up!
Also there's a poll on my profile asking which host you wanna see more of so please vote on that!
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