"okay so what now?" I was sitting in the HQ
"how would you like to join us?"
"hmm lets think... Epic penguins, probably explosions, many enemies, adventures... FISH!, something to do... okay... but wait what about Levi, Tyler, and Kylie?"
"what about them?"
"well I babysit them like everyday so it would be hard to get away"
"hmm that could prove to be a issue"
"hmmmm Bob any ideas?"
nope
"wonderbar"
"once again who is this Bob?"
"an invisible evil chicken residing in my brain helping me with decisions and such"
"okay didn't see that coming"Kowalski stated
"yeah most people don't expect that"
"how about for now training"
"alright lets do this!"
~5 seconds later~
I am collapsed on the ground
"I've had enough training"
"you only did one push up"
"I hate push ups"
you phail
"shut up Bob"
you will never be in this group a different voice in my head said
"ugh Bob I thought you killed Tina*"
I thought I did...
hah none can kill Tina Bob failed just like you normally do
"SHUT UP TINA BOB SHUT HER FACE"
Bob won't succeed just like you one push up wow impressive
"I'll show you Tina" I started doing push ups like crazy
"uh Caylee" Skipper started
"what?" I snapped still doing push ups
"who's Tina?"
"another figure in my head"
"how many of those do you have?"
"let me think... lets see Bob, Tina, Bunni*, and Shinewater* so thats four" I got up from the ground
"hah Tina I win"
thats what you think
DIEEEEE
"I'm going to go home I guess I'll see you tomorrow" I went back through the sewers to my house.
okay more stars
*Tina- Tina is the negative voice in my head she is a shadowy version of myself
*Bunni- the girly yet also fighter chick voice in my head she is a midnight purple falcon
*Shinewater- the hippie in my head with long auburn hair, tie-dye shirt, bell bottom jeans with peace symbols and such on them, and brown sandels.
now REVIEW or else Shinewater will hug a tree! gasp