Author's Notes: Good day, fellas! Sorry it took me 20 or so days... but I finally finished! However, I must ask you, my precious readers, to bare with me. Writing a light ecchi story is uncharted territory for me... So, it probably won't meet the expectations of R+ fans... Anyways, please read and enjoy!

Soul Eater Chronicles Episode 6: Meow! Meow! A Cat's Conundrum! Part 1

Nightfall—Shibusen has closed up for the night and its students have all gone home. The cold wind swept across the desert once again and entered Death City. The Sniggering Moon had risen and illuminated the land with its pale glow.

Meanwhile, at the comforts of the Pumpkin House, Blair wanted to take advantage of the peaceful Saturday night by relaxing a little. After taking a long, relaxing, hot, bubble bath, there was nothing better than to finish up with an ice-cold bottle of fresh milk.

"Ah!" she sighed with content. The blend of hot and cold sent a tingling sensation throughout her body and made her go, "Kyaaah!" with excitement. Truly, this combo was the best remedy after a hard-day's-work.

With only a damp towel to cover her bare skin, she made her way into the bedroom and found Kid sleeping in perfect symmetry with the bed. She sat at the side and gave him a strong shake, "Wake up, idiot. I didn't hit you that hard, did I?" It had already been a few hours after the secrets of the Shinigami were exposed. Since then, Kid hasn't woken up. Although Blair was feeling guilty about her actions earlier, she was not to blame for the facts were these...

"My... if my mother... was a witch..." Kid mustered what strength he could to stand, despite the pain he was in. "If mother was a Witch Queen...then it must be true that Asura is my brother!"

Those words brought to light more and more disturbing secrets about the Shinigami family. What was meant to be a strategy session became an outpour of pent-up emotion from the not-so-only son of the Shinigami himself. Meanwhile, those around could only stand in shock as to what was taking place.

"THAT'S A LIE!" a thunderous denial from the Shinigami shook the room with such intensity.

"Is it!?... Arachne took my mother's soul and fused it together with the soul of a powerful human in order to make the ultimate Demon Weapon, Asura!"

"ENOUGH! HOW COULD YOU KNO-"

"Shut up, old man!!!" a blasphemous decree from the boy silenced his father and all those around him. "I finally understand now! Your ignorance killed my mother and started the war with the witches! Not only that, you also took the life of Vajra. No wonder Asura went crazy. All that's happening is your fault! The madness of the First Kishin, the war with the Witches, and all those who died... were all because of your pride and arroga-"

SLAM!

The boy fell with a heavy thud after a strong blow to the back of his head. "Sorry, Kid-kun..." whispered the witch as he blacked out.

"Man, I really didn't see this coming," she said whilst stroking the boy's hair. "First, your dad's the Shinigami. Then, your mom's a powerful witch queen, which is unexpected but kinda cool. And now, your brother's the Kishin ..." She bent down to rest her head on his chest. "Why do I still want to be part of such a messed-up family?" she could only chuckle as the answer eluded her.

A little while later, "I'm home, nyah!" the cat cheerfully announced herself at the door. Coming from a late-night food run, she carried with her two large paper bags filled with all kinds of goodies and treats.

"Ara, she's not home?" she was surprised that Blair didn't come to greet her. "Oh well, more for me, nyah!" She placed the bags on the kitchen table and happily wolfed down a couple of steamed catnip-buns before deciding to check up on the fallen Kid.

She found the boy to be in the same state as she had left him. "Wakey-wakey, nyah!" she playfully dangled a half-eaten steamed-bun underneath his nose in hopes to arouse his hunger, but to no avail.

"Nyah, that usually works for me. But if you're a deep sleeper, then I'm gonna have to use my 'Last Resort' technique!" she declared. With the knowledge she gained from working at the Chuppa-cabras night club, she was able to develop an untested ultimate move that was sure to catch the attention of any person.

After sitting comfortably by his side, she gently touched his chest. Then, "Here I go!" she announced. Her hand slowly slid down his abdomen and unto the mountain of manhood! As she firmly grabbed the key to humanity's future, a heavy shade of red crossed her face.

Grope! Grope!

"I-It's growing," she blushed even more. "C-Come on... I can't do this all –"

"GAAAACK!" the boy suddenly sprang to life, only to head straight into a...

Smooch!

Everything happened so fast that even the lightning-quick reflexes of the magical feline were not enough to avoid it.

Meanwhile, "Did I forget to bring it with me?" Blair just got out of the bathroom wearing a dark-coloured negligee. Since Kid occupied the bedroom, she was left with no choice but to change elsewhere and thus neglected something essential. Her see-through garment showed nothing underneath.

"Such a hassle..." she sighed. On her way back to the bedroom...

"Wow! I didn't expect that from Kid-kun! How bold! I don't think I'm ready yet, nyah!"

"Then stop touching me there! Wait – Don't squeeze it!"

The sound of naughty things taking place in the bedroom prompted immediate and decisive action from a seriously pissed-off Blair.

Boom!

The sturdy oaken door didn't give much resistance as it was blown away, taking a huge chunk off the roof with it. As the room was filled with smoke and debris, a monstrous Blair in killer-mode appeared at the former doorway. A veil of blood-red hair covered her face in shadows, leaving only the fearsome glow of yellow eyes. "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?" she roared, a row of razor-sharp teeth sparkled in the moonlight.

"I-It's not my fault, nyah!" the cat panicked trying to explain the situation. But sitting astride the boy, atop the holy spot, made her story a little doubtful...

Author's Notes: Okay, its a little short... but not to worry, I'll be posting the next chapter tomorrow... I purposely divided the whole arc into 2 parts for you, my readers, to savor it a bit... Oh, this mini-arc is written without the support of my beta-readers...so there might be a few inconsistent tenses and/or incorrect grammar... if you find some, please tell me... Thanks reading and don't forget to comment... ^_^