Oh my shit muffins!

You'll never believe what just got here. It's super duper awesome. You might want to put on your 3-D glasses. It promises to rock your world.

Or destroy it.

Eh, same thing.

OMG, here it comes-

Wait for it, wait for it-

Eww… it's kind of weird looking… it's odd… oh wait!

It's just chapter two.

Forget the shit muffins.

Chapter Two:

Poor Gwen

Chef woke up the next morning to a sunny day realizing he was going to have to deal with these dumb maggots yet again. He walked out of his own personal cabin to the mess hall, rubbing his eyes as he stepped in. His eyes automatically went wide.

There, on the floor, was Chris, in a tangled of lips with that dumb ass punk Duncan. And- here's the catch- they were naked.

Yup, naked as the day they were born, Chef thought, letting out a chuckle. Maybe he wouldn't wake them up just yet. He snapped his camera phone and went back into the kitchen to start fixing a shitty breakfast, cackling to himself at the mischief that was about to unfold.

Gwen was feeling really tired that morning, so when she couldn't go back to sleep after waking up to an overly sunny morning, she decided she might as well get out of bed. Getting dressed and pulling on her black boots, she walked to the mess hall only to open the door and scream.

By that time, everyone had heard the echo of the scream in their cabins and had woken up in alarm, scared for their lives or worse- that a challenge was coming. They all automatically rushed to the mess hall in their pajamas, flinging questions everywhere, but they all went silent as they looked at the floor.

Duncan was still asleep, but Chris was just starting to wake up as he shifted from his deep sleep. He looked up to see many pairs of eyes on his own, as well as looking at something laying to his side. He looked over to see Duncan- oh shit- no wait… Duncan.

Naked.

Oh, fuck.

He heard Chef snicker but that was the only other sound in the mess hall. The rest of the campers were just star struck, their mouths hanging open and their eyes wide. "What the fuck?" And that was when the whole camp population turned to look at Courtney.

Her eyes were the widest of them all, but then her mouth turned into a scowl as she walked over and kicked Duncan, automatically waking him up. "You little idiot! I KNEW you were gay!" But she didn't sound as angry as she did upset. Her face went red as Duncan made eye contact with her and she ran from the mess hall.

Duncan looked up to all the other campers and smiled unnaturally. "Hey, guys! Have you met my lover?" He grabbed Chris and kissed his cheek as Chef threw a blanket at the two.

"Cover that shit up, please!" Chris automatically placed the sheets over both of them, and that was when the questions erupted.

"Wait, so Chris, you're a pedophile?"

"Duncan… I never would have guessed you rolled that way… Actually, now that I think about it, it was pretty obvious…"

"You called me a gay-wad the other day and then you pull this crap?"

"Can I join?"

Everyone shot Owen a look as he smiled nervously and chuckled. "I'll… go get them some pants." He ran from the mess hall as Duncan tried to intertwine his fingers with Chris's, who automatically pushed him away. Duncan made a small whimpering noise, gaining odd looks from everyone else.

"So…" Geoff started. "Care to explain, Duncan?"

Duncan's face lit up with a bright smile. "Well, actually, I've been contemplating it all night, and I finally came up with an answer! Last night was a full moon, and well, there's this story my dad used to tell me…"

As he explained the old tale his father used to tell him to the rest of the campers, everyone faced him with unconvinced looks. But then Gwen looked up with a frown, "That does sound much more realistic than you just falling in love with Chris overnight…"

Everyone else couldn't help but agree. Duncan falling in love with Chris didn't even sound plausible… So the curse thing must be true. The only question was, how do you break it, and…

"Why exactly did you fall in love with Chris then?" Trent questioned, and everyone else shot up an eyebrow as well. This wasn't making much sense. "It wasn't like the curse stated you had to fall in love with a sadistic host…"

Duncan rolled his eyes. "I think it's because he was the closest person in range of me when I saw the moon… the curse says it happens every month, but I don't want to fall out of love with my wittle host!" He clutched onto Chris, who push his hands away, shooting the teen a glare.

"Listen…" Chris yelled, and everyone automatically went quiet as Duncan sat on his elbows, staring at Chris. "I'm not getting charges pressed against me, so this can't go on. Second thing: I don't like you. You're not really my type… and I'm not gay! Last night was just me letting go of some hormones, hell, I was horny, and you were there. That's it. So just forget it."

Owen walked in the mess hall, and threw Chris and Duncan some pants. Chris hurriedly stepped into the sweatpants, running a shaky hand through his hair and stomping out of the mess hall, leaving a wood cabin full of shocked campers and a teary eyed (now half clothed- too bad) Duncan.

Duncan shoved his palms into his eyes and did something very OOC- "Why doesn't he like me?" Everyone shot Duncan an odd look, but a few of the girls walked over to him and patted his back. Though this obviously wasn't the real Duncan talking, he looked really upset and beaten down, and it was hard to resist.

"Hey man," DJ started, walking over towards him as Duncan sobbed into Bridgette's shoulder. "It's all going to be okay. Once you fall out of love with him next month, when the next full moon comes, you'll be fine."

"Next month?" Duncan sighed, his voice cracking as he wiped the tears from his eyes. "I can't wait that long… and I don't want to fall out of love with him! Who else could I love?" And that was when it hit everybody.

Next month… Duncan was going to fall in love with one of them. "Oh shit," Cody whispered.

Everyone's eyes widen. Oh shit, indeed.

A/N- Finally not grounded, finally received my laptop back, and finally got to post this. :)

~Thanks for reading~

First Draft Finished: 2/11/2011
Final Draft Finished: 2/11/2011
Published: 2/19/11
Fandom: Total Drama series
Disclaimer: Total Drama Island and all its characters are property of their respective owners.
©2011 Cereal-Killa