You will never believe what happened the other day! It was so freaking funny! I was like, bursting out laughing because it made my gut hurt and everything! Really, you need to see this, bra…

Huh? No way, I'm not exaggerating! It was fucking epic.

But I'm not joking.

No?

You don't believe me?

…

Bastard!

…Well, hell yeah, I'm gonna call you a bastard, calling me a liar like that! It was fucking epic! Okay… maybe it was 'a little lame'… but it still left me utterly breathless!

…Oh yeah, still don't believe me you little shit?

Well then take a fuckin' look!

Chapter Three:

Poor Courtney

(What? ...Oh wait! I didn't mean that!… no… that's not what I was talking about… whatever. Read it anyways, ass-wipe.)

Courtney sat on her cabin bed, punching her pillow in anger. It might have had something to do with the fact that the boy she liked had fucked a guy, no, not a guy, Chris for Christ's sakes… or maybe not. But probably yes.

She couldn't believe Duncan could do that to her, much less that he was actually homosexual… though it really did explain some things. He always had given man hugs for a second too long, and it gave a reason behind why he was so obsessed with his looks… It didn't change the fact that Courtney was super upset about this. She didn't even bother to look up at the sound of someone entering the cabin, at least not until she heard his voice- "Courtney, I-"

Throwing the pillow at his head, she tried to ignore the fact that he called her Courtney instead of the usual Princess. "What?" She yelled, trying to hide her anger but failing. "Get out of here, ogre! I… I… I don't care about you or what you do or who you like or-" Duncan popped up in front of her with a huge smile, causing Courtney to stop talking all together. Because this wasn't a regular Duncan grin, no, this was just odd. It looked like an actually smile, an actual happy, innocent smile. That's so wrong on him… "What's wrong with you?"

Duncan let out a girlish sigh, and Courtney raised a brow. Yeah, something was definitely weird… "Well, you see, my dad used to tell me this story about our family past. It was something about this curse that stated that the third-"

"Duncan, what type of idiot do you take me for?" She asked, exasperated.

But Duncan just looked at her with an unfamiliar much too innocent face. "I'm not joking, Courtney! I… I saw the full moon and fell in love with the person closest to me… and that happened to be Chris. And I don't ever want to fall out of love with my hubby wubby Chris ever again!" Courtney gave Duncan an odd look, but then took all of it in. As ridiculous as it sounded, it did explain a lot. For one, this wasn't Duncan's normal behavior at all, and he had hated Chris before last night… why would that all of a sudden change? Unless his explanation about this curse held some truth, Courtney was left with nothing.

She looked to Duncan and tried to be jealous or mad or angry at him, but it wasn't coming easily. Mostly because this wasn't Duncan. This was someone new entirely, not at all Duncan, and she couldn't really be jealous that this guy was in love with Chris because it wasn't her Duncan. She hated thinking like that, but it made her a bit sick to think that she was never going to get him back. "Yeah, so every full moon, I'll fall in love with someone new… but I don't want to! I want to stay with Chris because he is perfect, the picture of Adonis, the center of-"

"Whoa wait," Courtney placed a hand over his mouth, "You fall in love with someone new each full moon?" Courtney was sure she had heard of something like that before… She felt her blood begin to boil. So Duncan wouldn't be like this forever? Thank god, she thought, but then she came to a realization. Maybe Duncan wouldn't be in love with Chris forever, but he would fall in love with someone new, and then someone after that, and after that… thinking about it made Courtney's head hurt.

Duncan nodded at her. "Yup, I just wanted to make sure you knew about the curse, I told everyone else and… and Chris says he doesn't love me back!" His eyes then filled up with tears as he fell into Courtney's arms. Her first thought was to push him away for being a pervert, but then she remembered that this was an entirely different Duncan- he was innocent, he was sweet, and he was actually showing feelings… she couldn't blame him for being so dense.

He let out small, tiny whimpers as they backed away from each other, and Courtney shrugged. "Give him time. He might warm up to you… you could try maybe getting him something, or maybe making him something to show your affection. Chris seems like he would like that type of stuff…" Chris did seem extremely materialistic in Courtney's eyes, it wouldn't surprise her if cash won the host over easily…

Duncan's blue eyes lit up. "Do you really think so?" Courtney shrugged again, and Duncan let out a high pitched squeal that could be compared to one of the twins. "Omigosh, thank you so much Courtney! You really are smart…" Yeah, this most definitely wasn't Duncan… but that didn't mean that Courtney wasn't going to accept his comments. A light blush spread over her cheeks as she told him that it was no big deal.

The Mohawked teen grabbed her hands, swaying back in forth in a frilly manner. "You know, you are the first person to be really nice to me and not look at me like I'm some type of devil spawn… we are going to be best friends! To admit it, I kind of had this raging crush on you before the curse set in-" Courtney automatically blush, Duncan had never been this bold and obvious before, but apparently, this version of him didn't embarrass easily, "But you didn't really seem to like me back that much, so now I think we can just be buds!"

Courtney felt a light blush at her cheeks- Duncan hadn't known she liked him back? She sighed inwardly to herself, it was a little late to admit any feelings now… She just smiled at him and realized that even though old Duncan was gone, this one was sure entertaining… "Sure," She mused as Duncan gushed, "Why not?"

A/N: Mwahahaha~

…I don't really have much else to say…

:D So later! Please review and thanks for reading~

First Draft Finished: 2/11/2011
Final Draft Finished: 2/11/2011
Published: 3/15/11
Fandom: Total Drama series
Disclaimer: Total Drama Island and all its characters are property of their respective owners.
©2011 Cereal-Killa