Disclaimer: I still don't own anything, dude.

Ok, we're back, baby! Last we left off, the superstars found their cars and hit the open road. Right now, we'll look in on Santino and Alberto, as they've just hit Interstate 35…

Santino asks, "Alberto, why is it that you think that the Mr. McMahon want these ah…beer and porn runs every year?"

Alberto shakes his head and smirks, "Santino, my friend—have you seen MRS. McMahon? She –she wear adult diaper and-and she always smells like wolf pussy!"

Santino looks confused, "Hmm…you know, Santino never notice. So, Linda smell….eh…she smell eh-like the pussy-wolf, e-yesssss?"

Alberto nods, "Yes, my friend. In fact, I remember one time, in Kentucky, we were in the pre-show meeting with creative, right?

Santino nods and Alberto continues, "Well, I was eh-sitting on a chair and the chair next to me was cushioned, right? Well, Linda decided to 'surprise' everyone by sitting in on the meeting. Well, at first, I was THRILLED because she sat next to me. Well, Santino—when she sat DOWN on that cushion, she was smiling and shaking my hand and I was smiling back, but when she actually SAT on the cushion, my smile disappeared."

Santino smirks a little as Del Rio continues, "Yeah, that tole'me something about cushioned seats, they don't catch odors as well as some people think. Because the air from the cushion smelled like a mixture of…I dunno—ass and peach cobbler—which tole'me something else—she MUST use peach-scented douche!"

Santino frowns and says, "Eww…no wonder the Vince McMahon does this every year, UGH!"

Del Rio nods and says, "Now 'ju see? THIS is why I figure Mr. McMahon does this every year. But…I'm just a humble employee trying to get ahead, so I just do as I tole', senor."

So, as Alberto and Santino ride along, we'll join up with Sheamus and Natalya, who have decided to stop for breakfast at an IHOP restaurant…

Natalya says to herself, as she thumbs through the menu, "Hmm…what to order, what to order…"

Sheamus says, "Well, when I come here, I always order the stuffed French toast-it's to die for!"

Natalya squints and asks, "Yeah?"

"Indeed, lassie! I especially LOVE the fresh maple syrup—and I ALWAYS have it warm!"

"Hmm, maybe I can try that."

Just then, the waitress comes over, smiles, and asks, "Ooooookaaaay…have you decided what you're getting?"

Natalya speaks up, "Uh, yes…I'll have the stuffed French toast with warm maple syrup, please."

"Ok and you, sir?"

"Yes lass, I'll have the same."

"Ok, it'll be ready in a couple minutes. Please let me know if you'd like anything else."

Natalya and Sheamus nod and the waitress heads off toward the kitchen.

Ten minutes pass…

Sheamus checks his watch and asks Natalya, "Hey, have you seen our waitress lately?"

Natalya shrugs and Sheamus says, "It's been a full 10 minutes!"

Natalya nods and says, "Yeah, I'm hungry, where IS this chick?"

Finally, the waitress shows up with the food…

Sheamus mentions, "Wow, for a minute there, girl, we thought you had to make the stuff yourself, darlin'."

The waitress smiles and says, "Oh, it was just the chef—he couldn't find where the delivery guy put the bread, that's all. And I apologize for not coming to tell you about it, but I was back there, myself, trying to help him find it."

Natalya says, "Mm…that's ok, hon. Don't worry too much about it, hehe."

The waitress smiles and asks, "So, can I get you folks anything else?"

Sheamus, with a mouth full of French toast, shakes his head as he wipes his mouth, smiling.

The waitress walks off and Natalya waits till she gets out of range before leaning over and asking, "Hey Shame—since we're all in our wrestling gear—you know how AlKaholiK rolls—how are we gonna' pay for this?"

Sheamus swallows his food and says, "I always keep me wallet in me boot, lass. See? But, we ain't payin' t'day!"

Natalya almost chokes on her sausage link and asks, "What do you mean 'we're not paying'?"

Sheamus smiles brightly and whispers, "Dine and dash, sweetie!"

Natalya suddenly starts laughing. Sheamus looks at her with a confused expression on his face. She says, "HA! My dad , Bret Hart, and Jimmy Hart used to do that all the time back in the day! My dad said that their favorite place to do it was Howard Johnson's!, HAHAHAHAA!"

Sheamus smiles and says, "Ah, so you feel where I'm comin' from, then, huh? Ok then, since you know how to do this, do you want ME to go first, or do YOU want to go?"

She says, Well, I'll go first, you let the waitress bring you the check. Wait'll she leaves and run LIGHTLY but faster than you EVER have before—oh, and give me the keys so that I can start the car and have it pointed away from the restaurant when you come running out!"

So they finish their food and, just as planned, Natalya gets up to leave, she heads toward the bathroom but makes a sudden bee-line for the exit. The waitress brings Sheamus the check, she heads off toward another table. Natalya starts up the car and repositions it and now it's facing away from the restaurant. Sheamus waits until the car's in the proper position then bolts toward the door. As he's running, he pretty much runs over this little kid who's just coming into the place. Sheamus angrily and hurriedly says, "Watch out, kid!"

He leaps in his car and Natalya screeches the wheels and they disappear in a cloud of dirt, the last remnant of their presence. The waitress was yelling for them to stop. Someone tried to get the plate number, but Natalya removed it prior to turning the car around-now THAT'S a thinker!

Lol, let's meet up with JR and Cole, who are stuck in line at a Wendy's…

JR sighs and says, "Cole, we've been stuck here in this line for 9 minutes! Do you just HAVE to go to Wendy's?"

Cole rolls his eyes, "For the umpteenth time—I NEED my daily coffee! Now pull ahead, the line's moving."

JR waves him off, "Oh GIVE me a break, for Christ's sake!"

Just then, they pull up to the speaker. The voice comes on and asks, "Thank you for choosing Wendy's, how may I help you?"

Cole leans over JR and yells out, "UH YES, I'D LIKE A SMALL COFFEE, PLEASE—WITH CREAM AND SUGAR. THANK YOU!"

The voice replies, "That'll be everything today?"

"UH, YES IT WILL!"

"Ok, 99 cents is your total, please pull around to the window."

So Cole gets out his wallet and takes out a 50-dollar bill. JR's looking the other way, wondering how he let Michael Cole talk him into coming to Wendy's during a morning rush like this. A couple minutes pass and they're up at the window.

The cashier leans out and says, "Yes, that's 99 cents."

Cole smiles and hands the cashier the 50-dollar bill. The cashier takes it, looks at it, looks at Cole, and rolls her eyes before sighing and saying, "Ugh…hold on a minute, sir—I'll be right back…"

JR notices what Cole did and asks, "What the hell didya' do THAT for? NOW we're gonna' be even later!"

Cole says, "Ahhh, just calm down, JR—I'll work this out, you'll see."

The cashier returns shortly thereafter and hands Cole his money back. Cole looks at her and asks, "Wait, you're turning down my money?"

The girl at the window explains, "Look, our general manager says that we can't accept anything larger than a 20 before 11am."

Cole glances at JR, who just shrugs his shoulders, and then he looks back at the girl and answers back, "Well, I'd like to SPEAK to this…general manager, please! Last I checked, a 50 was still legal tender in this country!"

The girl reluctantly tells them to pull around to the front. At this point, JR is FUMING as he parks his car. Cole isn't happy, either, as he storms inside the crowded restaurant. The girl greets him and asks him to take a seat at a table. She says, "Ok sir, I'll go get the general manager."

Cole replies, "Ok, fine, just hurry, okay—I don't have all day!"

In a couple moments, the girl comes back out with the general manager. Cole stands up, wide-eyed, as he can't believe this general manager.

Cole points and says, "Tha-that CAN'T be the GM of this place!"

The girl shrugs and says, "Yep, this is…he. Now, you had something to say?"

The girl places the GM down on the table. The GM is a LAPTOP COMPUTER! It even has a computer-sized Wendy's outfit on, along with a visor super-glued to the top lid. The Cashier turns the computer toward herself and Michael Cole, now over his initial shock, goes on, "Ok, why can't I pay with a 50? It's legal tender!"

Suddenly, the crowded restaurants lights flicker as an email tone takes over the speakers. The cashier says aloud, "Everyone, may I have your attention, PLEASE?"

Michael Cole looks around, totally befuddled as the cashier clears her throat, "Ahem… and I quote—'Michael Cole, you cannot pay with anything larger than a 20 at any time before 11am. If you look at your watch and at the clock above the register, it clearly says that it's now 10:58am. In addition, there's a sign in big, bold lettering that says the same." The people in line all simultaneously point to the sign on the wall as the GM finishes, "Good day sir, thank you for stopping at Wendy's."

Cole, frustrated, storms out of the restaurant and angrily throws himself onto JR's car. JR asks, "Well what the hell's YOUR problem?"

Cole looks the opposite way and just shakes his head. JR just looks at him, shaking his head, as he starts his "car" and they head off.

Ok lastly, but not least, let's check in on Kofi and CM Punk, as they've just got finished eating breakfast…

Punk mentions, "That sure was a slammin' breakfast, guy."

Kofi nods, "Hahaha…yes mon, t'was, indeed!"

Punk thinks for a moment and asks, "You know, curiosity's killin' my cat, here…"

Kofi asks, "Well, what's up, mon?"

"Well, what happened to YOUR car? And how do YOU know Goldberg like that to where he actually LENT you his CAR, dude? What's UP?"

Kofi smiles and says, "Well, it's a long story, mon—I'll tell you later, when we hit a rest stop, or something."

Punk rolls his eyes and relents, "Alright, then, alllright. But I HAVE to know THAT story! Besides, I've always liked your car—it 's a big bottle of Hot Sauce!"

"Yeah, me gettin' 26-inch rims too, mon. Me gon' be flyin' hiiiiigh! Hey, why don't YOU get de' rims, eh?"

Punk shakes his head, "Nah, that's just not me, you know? I mean, I COULD get rims for my car, but, personally, I wouldn't feel right. I mean, I drive a Hyundai Genesis, dude. I mean, my car's so regular and 'straight-edge' that, last week, when I parked next to Big Show's hand-car, I laughed to myself a little just for how awkward it looked parked next to it."

Kofi nods and says, "Yea, yea…I see what you mean, mon. A couple weeks ago, I parked MY car next to William Regal's-you know, that English Muffin car?"

Punk laughs and says, "Hey, that reminds me—last month in Rochester, at that one house show we did—Regal beat Alex Riley, but wouldn't let go of the Regal stretch after the match. Well, A-Ry got REVENGE! There was a dairy manufacturer across the street, right? Well, old A-Ry went over and STOLE a bucket of butter, snuck it over to the parking garage area, and DUMPED it all over Regal's car, dude!"

Kofi's bent over laughing as Punk goes on, "Yeah, me and the boys were laughing our ASSES OFF. Then he put a note on his car that read, 'When the bell rings, it means the match is over, jackass! Have a nice day washing your car!' Oh, I gotta' tell you Kofi, that was HILARIOUS!"

Kofi nods, still laughing. He says, "Yea mon, when A-Ry gets mad, he tends to get funnier, I don't know WHAT it is! Like when Legacy was stealing his lunch week in and week out. He got tired of it and brought a 'fake' lunch to de' arena—he told me that he 'seasoned' it with a powdered herbal laxative. He say 'dat he'll know who's 'de thief when he finds who comes up missing for the next day creative meeting! Oh, hohohohooo mon! He found out id'was Legacy, he smirked and said, to 'dem, 'Boys I just thought I could treat you all to lunch—you know, for all that you've done for ME over 'de past few weeks!'"

So, the guys share a hearty laugh and head off toward the next town. And, with that, I'll end this chapter here.

How does Cole like the "treatment", huh? Will Natalya remember to put the license plate back on? Will Regal let go of the hold next time the bell signals the end of the match?

These and other questions will be answered when you tune in next time—same Warrior time, same Warrior place, same Warrior channel!