It was so. Freaking. Disgusting! Yeah, like I'm not even trying to joke. It was like, gag me with a spoon fugly.
I know, it looked worse than your mom!
Huh? What?
Yeah, I did say something about your momma!
What? You wanna go? Okay then, let me take off my jewelry, and let's get this party star-
Oh shit! Look, there's the fugly thing that is worse than your mom!
Chapter Four:
Poor Chris
(…Exactly. Told you it was worse.)
Everyone soon got used to the new Duncan, though Chris ordered for the reality show to take a small hiatus due to 'money problems' (which was code word for the fact that Duncan was trying to rape him every five minutes…). He had locked himself up in his personal cabin for the time being, trying to sort out his shit.
But everyone else couldn't get enough of new Duncan. He was pretty cool when he wanted to be. The other boys had thought this new side of him would be an annoyance, but it turned out he was the total opposite. New Duncan always wanted to clean and play games, unlike the old Duncan who never cleaned anything and was bored with any ideas his cabin mates tried to share with him. "So…" Duncan gushed at all of the guys in the cabin. Since the official hiatus of the show, the teams had sort of dissolved and had hung out with each other, which explained why all of the guys from both teams were sitting outside the bass cabin. "What do you guys want to do?"
Geoff shrugged. "Maybe we could play football?"
"Don't have a football." Trent sighed.
Geoff tapped his chin. "What about soccer?"
Owen shook his head. "We don't have any soccer balls."
"I've got a basketball!" DJ said in triumph.
Cody raised a brow. "How about a basket?" DJ scratched his head. "Exactly."
"Tennis?" Geoff tried.
"Who plays tennis?" Harold wheezed.
Duncan smiled. "Harold is right!" Never thought I'd hear him say that… Harold snorted as Duncan continued. "We should do something that we all want to do, and it can't really be sports related, seeing how we don't have the necessary equipment… Why don't we have a party?" Duncan's eyes lit up as he flicked one of his piercings absently.
"A party?" Cody said, pulling at his collar. "Where would we have it?"
Duncan stood up, getting that odd smile that still didn't really look right on his face. "The beach!"
Trent let out a small smile. "That actually sounds pretty cool. We could invite everyone, you know, play a little music," at this point he grabbed his guitar, "and have some fun. There's been nothing to do without the annoying challenges anyway…"
Everyone else nodded in agreement, and Duncan let out a small sigh. "Yeah, and we could invite Chris…"
DJ sighed. "Maybe it's better idea if we don't have the party…" The guys all shot Duncan a look, silently agreeing with DJ. The more Duncan talked about Chris, the worse his crying got…
Duncan let out a sharp sigh. "Ugh, fine!"
Over the next few weeks, Duncan was getting progressively more and more depressed. No matter how much he talked to Courtney and the rest of his friends, he couldn't get over the fact that he hadn't seen Chris in so long. "I really miss him… he probably doesn't miss me though." Duncan whimpered as he and Courtney sat down beside the girls in the mess hall. "I should just kill myself…" Another new quality of new Duncan happened to be that he was kind of an over emotional hurricane…
Courtney rolled her eyes, "It's okay Duncan. You're getting way too worked up over Chris… just wait until the next full moon." Actually, that seemed to be what everyone was waiting for. It would be quite a thrill to see who would be Duncan's next victim…
LaShawnna patted Duncan's back. "Don't get your feelings hurt, white boy… you're too good for him anyways."
"Don't say that!" Duncan sighed, running a hand through his Mohawk. "Chris is everything perfect in life…"
They all heard a scoff from down the table. "Oh, would you put a sock in it already?" They all turned to see Heather with a rueful expression on her face. "Get over yourself- so what, Chris doesn't want to be your gay lover. Boo-hoo." Gwen threw her Jell-O pack at her, causing the two to start up a fight.
Bridgette looked at Duncan with a smile. "Don't worry Duncan… I'm sure things will look up soon."
Duncan sighed. "I just want to see Chris…" Courtney shook her head. This new Duncan sure was persistent.
Back in Chris's personal cabin, the host was having a hard time. He had thought he would have no feelings for the teen, and he was partially right- he could care less that Duncan was hurting and upset, he was moreover concerned about the way that sex had been…
It would be a lie to say that the sex hadn't been abso-fucking-lutely mind-blowing. Yeah, there was a reason Chris was biting his nails… and it had to be because if anything, he wasn't sure he could go another day without jumping the poor boy.
Chris decided that two weeks was enough. He ran over to the mess hall and found Duncan sitting amongst all of the girls, looking utterly depressed. Stupid curse, Chris thought. My stupid dick… why the hell am I doing this?
"Duncan," the teen automatically looked up with a broad smile and a sparkle in his eyes- god, this guy really was head over heels for him… it was a bit sick but thrilling at the same time. "I need to talk to you…"
Duncan's eyes lit up as he squealed fan girlishly. "Omigosh, of course I will, my love, I will follow you to the ends of the Earth, I-" Duncan then yelped as someone pulled him back down to the table, jerking his wrist.
Courtney gave Duncan a grim look. "Don't just go running back to him! At least make him kind of work for your attention!" Courtney was really trying to train Duncan in the art of 'making a boy super horny and causing him to lust after you, yet you still ignore him', but it wasn't really working. "And be careful, alright?" Even though she was sure her crush had stopped, and she knew she didn't have a crush on new Duncan, still seeing his bright blue eyes and holding his soft hands in hers reminded her of the Duncan who used to be…
"It's fine, don't worry, silly Courtney! I'm going to go spend time with my lover now, so later!" Duncan grinned heartily as Courtney waved to him. The girls watched Chris and Duncan exit the mess hall, and everyone returned back to their own conversations. Courtney bit back a sigh though. At this rate, she wasn't sure if they would ever get the old Duncan back.
A/N: Haha! God, do I love this story…
And that's basically all I wanted to tell you.
Thanks for reading and please review~
First Draft Finished: 2/11/2011
Final Draft Finished: 2/11/2011
Published: 4/2/11
Fandom: Total Drama series
Disclaimer: Total Drama Island and all its characters are property of their respective owners.
©2011 Cereal-Killa