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Welcome back fans and general readers alike! Last we left off, JR had to get a partner—or ELSE, and we found that Alberto was an ECW fan! This chapter's gonna' be short, as I need to get some sleep. Anyway, right now, we're going to join up with Kofi and CM, as they're making their way out of town…
Kofi asks, "Hey mon, you wanna' drive?"
CM shrugs and says, "Sure, dude. Pull over."
Kofi pulls over and they switch seats. Cm pulls off and, a few miles up the road, they pass what appears to be JR's car. Kofi points out, "Hey mon, 'dat looks like JR's car."
CM glances over a couple times to be sure and he furrows his brow and asks, "Hm, that IS his car. But why's it parked in front of that funny-looking building that…doesn't have any windows?"
As they pass by, Kofi shrugs.
However, inside said building, a transaction of epic proportion is taking place. Let's join up with good ol' JR!
JR pleads, "…but, all I need is for you to come along with me—that's all I ask! I know you've been there before and you've DONE this thing before, but think of how YOUR comeback will be for all your fans out there!"
The gentleman behind the desk is in a black suit with a black t-shirt underneath that just has the word "what" on it, he strokes his chin and says, "Ok, since we go back and you're one of my best pals—I'll be glad to do it! Just for you, though! Because…JR, I'm tellin' ya', if that mealy-mouth bastard McMahon or any of his kin decide to TEST ME—they WILL be sorry! This is in no way, shape, or form a threat—this is a PROMISE, JR!"
JR nods and says, "Y-yes, I understand. Thanks, glad you're in with me on this—I couldn't think of anyone better!"
"Ha! Damn STRAIGHT! Let's go! Where are you parked?"
"Oh, I'm right out front."
As they leave the building, the gentleman tells the secretary, "Hey honey, defer all my calls till I get back—I'll be back in a couple days or so—I'll call. Remember, hold my calls till I call you back—do you understand?"
The secretary nods back, smiles, and says, "Have a nice WHAT? Have nice trip, WHAT?"
JR looks at the gentleman and he just smiles proudly and says, "Training, JR—that there ain't nothing but training!"
JR shrugs and says, "Ok, we'd better get going, Steve."
So, JR and Steve head on out to JR's bull-car and gallop/ride off. While they make their way out of the city, we'll join up with Natalya and Sheamus…
Natalya turns to Sheamus and asks, "Hey Shame, you ever had to share a room with an annoying room mate?"
Sheamus shakes his head, "No lass, whenever we go on the road, I ALWAYS insist on having me own room. Besides, it's written into me contract, nyahaha!"
Natalya continues, "Well, why does it seem like ALL the TIME I have to get stuck with firggin' EVE TORRES!"
Sheamus looks at her with an incredulous look on his face. He says, "Uh…lass, you sure 'bout that? Eve Torress has been the cause of many a sleepless night for yours truly!'
Natalya curls her upper lip in disgust and contempt. She aks, "WWWWWHAAAAT? Are you on CRACK, or something? Eve is the antichrist! In fact, I call her Eve 'the Antichrist' Torres! You wanna' know why, huh? You wanna?"
Natalya's starting to get this crazy look on her face and Sheamus shifts in his seat uncomfortably as he nods. She replies, "Eve—ok, lemme' tell you—THIS chick snores like her nose is a vacuum! In fact, I can remember one time—no a FEW times, when we'd be overnight at a hotel on the road, She'd be snoring her NOSE off, and I'd be in the bed across the room—MY covers were rolling up and down my body as she just snored away. She'd inhale, my blanket would go up, exposing my legs to the cold, and every time she exhaled, my blanket would go back down!"
Sheamus WANTS to laugh, but is kind of nervous at this time. Natalya continues, "Oh, and don't GET me started on her constant farting all night! By the time we wake up in the morning, it smells like someone was boiling EGGS all night!"
Sheamus hesitated a moment and just busted out laughing. Natalya glares and says, "What's so FUNNY?"
"Hahaha…oh GOD, lass—you're so dramatic!"
"Oh, oh, and did I mention that she ALWAYS steals my fucking SHAMPOO?"
Sheamus just keeps laughing, shaking his head as he and Natalya drive down the highway. Natalya goes on, "Oh, and ANOTHER thing about that…that…no-good WHORE, she ALSO…"
Sheamus laughs as Natalya vents in an octave NOTICEABLY higher than her regular voice. Sheamus laughs to himself a slowly plugs his ears with his index fingers...
So, as Natalya vents, we'll cut this right here and now, lol. Goodnight, folks.
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