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Once again, we're back! Let's see, last we left off, Vince THOUGHT he got away from his wife's plea for new bedsheets, Batista and Alberto were poking fun at Santino getting military pressed at the club the night previous, lol. Let's join up with Stone Cold and JR…

Steve asks, "Hey JR, did you find out exactly where this place is? Or what?"

JR shakes his head, "Well, no Steve. But I was going to try and find a gas station or something."

Just then, as if on command, Steve sees an Applebee's restaurant. He says, "JR, it ain't no gas station, but we could probably ask at that there Applebee's"

So JR nods and pulls into the parking lot. Steve gets out and says, "Keep it runnin', I'll be right back."

Upon entering the store, Steve is met with applause as some of the patrons recognize him.

The greeter smiles and says, "Ah, welcome to Applebee's, one today?"

Steve replies, "No ma'am, I just need directions to uh…Frank's Porn Shack, Funeral Parlor, and Liquor Store."

The waitress responds by pointing him in the direction of one of the managers, who's apparently on break at this time, as he's sitting at the bar watching the football game. The waitress warns Steve to speak to him loudly and distinctly, as he's hard of hearing.

Steve nods and approaches the manager. The Manager immediately recognizes him and says, HEEEEEEY, YOU'RE Steve Austin! How 'ya doin'?"

Hey, I'm good, thanks. Hey listen, uh…I'm trying to find Frank's Porn Shack, funeral parlor, and liquors. I understand that you can give me directions?"

The man leans over and asks, "What?"

Steve, forgetting that the man's hard of hearing, repeats a little louder, "Where's Frank's Porn shack?"

The guy shakes his head and replies, "What?"

Steve rolls his eyes and, this time, he yells, "FRANK'S PORN SHACK, WHERE IS IT?"

"What?"

Steve thinks for a second and pulls out a pen and paper and writes down his request. The man reads it, smiles and writes down "What?".

Steve looks at the paper, and with a low-brow expression, hands the paper back to the manager, who laughs a little and writes down the directions to the place.

So as Steve FINALLY gets directions from this guy, we'll look in on Natalya and Sheamus…

Sheamus mentions, "Heya lass, I meant to tell ya'—that was an awesome club we went to last night, I'll have to remember that!"

Natalya smiles and says, "See? I told you you'd enjoy it. Hahaha…in fact, you and about 2 other guys were doing the fucking MOONWALK at like the same time. I gotta' say, for a lack of practice, the choreography was EXCELLENT!"

Sheamus asks, "Really? I was doin' the…moonwalk?"

Natalya nods and says, "Well, you drank a little too much Jamison's and…well…that's what you wound up doing. It was friggin' HILARIOUS!"

Sheamus, changing the subject, "Hey…uh…let's stop and get some breakfast to go and try and find out where this place is."

Natalya nods and says, "Hey, look—up ahead there, it's…some kind of bar/grill joint. Let's stop in!"

Sheamus pulls into the parking lot and they go into the restaurant. The hostess asks, "Will this be two this morning?"

Sheamus shakes his head and answers, "Yes, hon. But we'd like our breakfast to go, please."

"Ok then, are you ready to order, or do you want to look at your menu?"

They look at one another and Natalya says, "Um…no, I think we know what we want."

The waitress gets out her blackberry and prepares to take their orders. Natalya says, Uh, I'd like the breakfast burrito, with a side of coffee, please."

She inputs the order saying, "Ooooohhhkaaaaay…now, what would you like, sir?"

"Uh, yes lass, I'd like the smoked salmon, please?"

So the waitress inputs his order and says, "Ok, that's the breakfast burrito with coffee and the smoked salmon, to go, then?"

Sheamus and Nat nod their heads as she pushes the "send" option on her device. She smiles and says, "Ok, your orders should be ready soon. Please, have a seat in our lounge area. Here, take this—it'll vibrate when your food is ready."

Natalya takes the device and they head for the lounge area. The bartender is cleaning off the top of the counter and preparing to open.

Sheamus looks over at the bartender and squints, trying to recognize him, as he looks very familiar. He nudges Natalya and points to the bartender. Natalya says, "You gonna' go say 'hi'?"

Sheamus laughs a little and heads over toward the bartender. He says, "Hey bartender, fix me a drink, NOW!"

With his head still down, the bartender sighs and starts, "Look pal, I'm not open yet, go on, get—" The bartender is looking up and his eyes meet Sheamus'. The bartender laughs and says, "You DO have a knack for showing up out of nowhere, don't you?"

Sheamus and the bartender share a manly handshake and Sheamus says "Wow, John Morrison! So this is where you went, huh?"

John shrugs and says, "Yeah, 'fraid so. But, hey—I gotta' tell you, the money's pretty decent, actually. I don't have any bennies right now, but I'm uh, workin' on that. How've you been, man?"

Sheamus says, "I'm alright, I guess. Vince has us on that beer and porn run, wouldn't ya' know?"

John laughs and shakes his head a little, "He just neeeeever quits, does he? Hahahaha—OH hey—is Orton still a perv?"

Sheamus laughs and says, "Are you KIDDING, mate? He's worse than EVER! Lemme' tell you what he was doing last week! We had a creative meeting, right? Well, he waited until after everyone left and started SMELLING THE CHAIRS of where the women wrestlers were! Hell, that freak even smelled Mae Young's chair!"

Morrison cringed a little at that last one. He laughes, "Ah, Randy—the more things change, the more they stay the same. He and Sheamus laugh as Natalya motions for Sheamus as their food is ready. John and Sheamus shake hands as Sheamus leaves, "Ok man, stay cool!"

"Hey, good seein' ya'! Take it easy, mate!"

John yells over to Natalya and she waves back before leaving toward the front counter. At the counter, Sheamus asks the cashier, "Uh, sorry to trouble you miss, but could you give us the directions to Frank's Porn Shack, Funeral parlor, and Liquor store? We tried looking in the phone book and Googling it, but nothing comes back."

The waitress smiles and says, Oh, of course—my ex-husband LOVED that place. Here are the directions…She takes out a napkin and writes down the directions as Sheamus and Natalya look on.

Now, we'll join up with CM and Kofi, as they're now approaching a Dunkin' Donuts store.

CM says, "Alriiiight, there's Dunkin' Donuts—let's get some breakfast and some directions."

"Cool mon, I'm with 'dat!"

The two enter the store and approach the counter. The cashier just flatly says, "Ha-lo, my name ees Mohammad, may I take your or-der?"

CM smiles at the cashier regardless and says, "Uh, yes, I'd like 2 vanilla cream-filled and a medium coffee."

Just as CM finishes his order, a motorcycle could be heard pulling into the parking lot. This seems to get the cashier's attention as his eyes get big. This, of course, causes CM and Kofi to turn around…

Suddenly, the lights go out and a loud gong is heard. The gentleman on the bike parks and enters the store. The cashier cries out, "No…PLEASE…not again, sir!"

The Undertaker shakes his head and grabs the cashier by the shirt, lifting him up about 5 inches off the ground, saying, "You messin' with me, boy?"

The cashier, obviously scared out of his mind, says, "I-I'm sorry Mr. Taker! But I-I'm out of the glazed!"

The other customers watched as Takers eyes flared up in a rage when he heard the news. Taker waves his finger at the cashier, saying, "Boy, you better start makin' sense!"

The cashier finishes explaining, "We-we had a very busy lunch rush! I couldn't STOP them, they all kept ordering glazed, please don't hurt me! I have a family and keeds! Pleeeeease, I beg you!"

Taker says, "I'll tell you what, son—you get me two dozen peanut butter cream-filled and I'll pretend this never happened."

The cashier quickly nods and says, "Uh…R-Right away, Mr. Taker…sir!"

Taker lets go of the cashier's shirt, shoving him a little in the process. While the cashier is trying to fill this enormous order, a line is forming. CM and Kofi glance at each other, then at Taker, who is waiting at the counter with his arms folded. CM smiles and whispers to Kofi, "Hey, why not be a hero—tell him he needs to shove off."

Kofi looks back at CM and says, "What are YOU smoking, mon? YOU go up and tell heem. I'm gonna' be a good li'l boy and wait my turn!"

Taker then turns around to address the other customers waiting in line. He says, "I appreciate you folks' patience, here. And I'm glad I didn't have to throw anyone out the window for complaining or trying to be a HERO, either! Dunkin Donuts is MY shit, ok—this is MY yard, and don't any of YOU ever forget it!"

He turns back around and Kofi looks at CM, who folds his arms, snickering a little. Kofi mutters, "Hero, huh?"

The cashier finally fills Taker's order and Taker asks, "Ok son, how much?"

The cashier rings in the order and says, "Uh…I-It's 24 dollars."

Undertaker shakes his head and says, "No it isn't, it's 5 dollars-wanna' know why? Because that's all I have in my pocket right now!"

Taker takes his order, opens the box and stuffs two donuts down his throat as he walks out, bumping into people on his way out. As he leaves, the lights gradually come back on and business resumes as normal. Kofi and CM shrug and approach the counter again—they ask the clerk for directions to the porn shack and he writes down the directions.

I'm gonna' end this here today. Oh, and as far as Alberto, Santino, and Batista go—Batista gave them the directions before they dropped him off at the train station. (I'm not keeping Batista in this one—besides, he was already in a Grapefruits story.

So join me next time—same Warrior time, same Warrior place, same Warrior channel!