Disclaimer: Nothing's changed—I still don't own anything.

Ok, last we left off, Kofi and CM found out about Taker's donut addiction, Steve Austin ran into an almost-deaf guy, and Batista was dropped off at the train station. Now we rejoin our superstars as they're all en route to the location. More specifically, we'll rejoin Alberto and Santino…

Alberto asks, "Hey, Santino—you got the directions from senor Batiste?"

"Eh-yessss…a-Santino has them!" He pulls the piece of paper out of his pocket and hands it to Alberto. Alberto checks his rear view and pulls over so he can study the map. He gazes over it and says, "O….k, we're supposed to make a left at this light up here."

So Alberto pulls out and ALMOST gets side-swiped by an oncoming car. Whoever the driver was honks his horn loudly and yells, "WATCH OUT, YOU STUPID FUCK!". Santino looks at Alberto and Alberto's smile disappears as he speeds up to catch up with the car so he could have a word or two with the driver. Surely, at that next light—the one where Alberto's to hang a left, by the way—it goes red and catches the mystery driver.

Alberto mutters, "Now I got heem!"

Santino looks at the car and raises an eyebrow. He says, "Eh, Alberto—THAT'S the car? It looks like a gigantic set of dentist tooths!—on the wheels!"

To describe the car, it looks like a big-ass smile with no lips, but with 4 wheels underneath…somehow.

Alberto throws his towel down and declares, "Look, I no CARE what the-the CAR look like! Whoever is driving it is going to get taught some manners!"

Alberto is going to pull up beside the teeth-car, but suddenly the car darts to the left turning lane, DIRECTLY in front of Alberto and Santino, and they almost rear-end this car. Alberto, with a disgusted look on his face, slams on his horn and yells, "FUUUUUCK!"

The light changes and the teeth-car zooms off, as if the driver knows he's being followed. Santino says, "Hey, Alberto…you notice de' car, it zoomed off!"

Alberto replies, "Oh jeah', well, we going to CHASE it!"

So this chase goes on for about a couple miles up the road. Alberto finally gets enough of a stretch of road to pull along side of the offending car. Meanwhile, the driver of the car is looking in his rear view mirror shaking his head and saying to himself, "Geez…like, who IS this douche that keeps chasing me?"

The driver looks at Alberto and Alberto IMMEDIATELY recognizes the driver. Alberto screams, "DAMN JU', EDGE! YOU ALMOST TOOK ME OUT WIH JU' CAR, MAN!"

Edgs flashes that, all-familiar grin and answers, "Sorry, dude! Hahaha—I'm on my way to Frank's—I know Vince prolly has you on that beer and porn things he INSISTS on doing—is that where you're headed, dude?"

Alberto replies, "Yeah, good guess, man. That IS where he has us going!"

Edge winks and says, "It's just up the road a piece—follow me!"

Alberto gives Edge a thumbs-up, winks back, and pulls in back of him, and they take off toward the store.

Now, let's look in on Natalya and Sheamus, who are just now pulling in the parking lot.

Sheamus says, "Ok Natalya, you get the liquor, and I'll get the porn!"

Natalya thinks for a second and replies, "How about YOU get the liquor and I get the porn?"

Sheamus asks, "Well, why—oh nevermind, do as you wish, lass!"

Sheamus parks his tanning bed car crooked in front of the building as he and Natalya run inside.

Natalya runs directly toward the porn section, breezing through the burgundy curtain that cuts it off from the funeral parlor. She has a mental list of things to get, but hopes that she doesn't take too much time getting them.

Sheamus watches, amazed, as he never knew Natalya could run that fast. He scratches his head and just says, "Well, DAYUM!"

So, as he heads off to get the booze, we'll follow Natalya as she's ALREADY found the magazine! She asks the clerk where the toys are, he points her in the direction, she goes down the aisle, and her eyes light up at what she finds!

"Shit—this is JUST what I'm looking for—I'd better take two! Tee-heehehehee!"

However at this time, she also sees JR browsing around through the magazines. She looks around and doesn't see anyone else. She decides, "Hmm, maybe I should 'help' him find the magazine."

She jogs over to JR and he says, "Oh, hi Natalya! What's up?"

Natalya replies, "JR, I saw you over here looking, and I just wanted to point you in the right direction, is all!"

"Awww…we'll that's very nice of you, Natalya. Where do I go?"

Natalya points JR to the back area, where the restrooms and storage rooms are and QUICKLY runs out of the store, laughing. She gets in Sheamus' car, but he still hasn't come out yet. She frantically looks around and sighs when she doesn't see him.

She looks toward the entrance of the parking lot and sees Kofi and CM Punk just arriving. They park directly behind where Sheamus' car is and bolt inside.

Meanwhile Sheamus is having a bad time finding the booze—this is mostly due to the fact that he's never even HEARD of Ouzo , let alone knowing how to properly SPELL it. He whispers to himself, "Oozo, oozo, oozo.-why the bloody hell can't I find it? UGH!"

He glances over and sees Kofi running in and looking at the aisles, he appears to have found it as he takes a bottle and bolts over to the registers. Sheamus sees this and, instead of going to the correct aisle and getting it, he tries to intercept Kofi…

"Gimme that bottle, and I won't hurt ya'!"

Kofi thinks quickly and yells, pointing to the ceiling, "Uh…Wait, what's that, mon?"

Sheamus turns for a quick second and is met with a Trouble in Paradise—right inside the liquor store. Kofi keeps an eye on him as he gets checked out.

Kofi leaves and says, "See you later, mon!" Kofi dashes out of the store and runs toward the menorah that brought him and CM there.

In the porn section of the store, JR is in the back yelling, "Helloooo…anybody here? Can anyone HEAR meeee? That damn…jezebel Natalya, she gave me bad information! I'm gonna' git her when I see her, doggone!"

On the other side, Stone Cold has already checked out with the Ouzo—and a few of his personal favorite brands of whiskey, wouldn't ya' know? Alberto was in line right behind him with HIS bottle of Ouzo, waiting to get checked out. Meanwhile as Alberto's waiting in line, Sheamus is just coming to. He shakes the stars off, picks himself back up, and gets some Ouzo. He makes his way over to the registers and picks a line—as they're all pretty much full, anyway.

On the porn side of the store, we find that JR has finally found his way back to the main part of the shop. He finds the magazine and makes a dash over to the registers—as quick as he can, anyhow. He's in line behind CM Punk, who's currently being checked out.

In the meantime, Natalya is honking the horn impatiently, beckoning Sheamus to come out already. "What in God's name is TAKING him so long?" She checks her watch and says, "Shit, he should've BEEN out here—we were the first ones here!" She looks at what ELSE SHE purchased and smiles to herself saying in a cheerful tone, "Mmm…this is gonna' be fun, it's gonna' be fu-hunnnnnn, nyahahahaa!"

Just then, her smile fades as she now sees Kofi and CM Punk running out of the store, followed by Stone Cold and JR. After about a few more moments in anticipation, here comes Sheamus. He gasses the car and they zoom out of the parking lot. Alberto and Santino follow soon thereafter.

I'll stop this here for now. This is the last update before the holiday! And, since it's the holiday, I want to wish my readers and supporters a happy whatever it is you celebrate at this time of year—and if you DON'T celebrate anything in particular, then just…have a great day.

But don't you go forgettin' to tune in—same Warrior time, same Warrior place, same Warrior channel!