Getting To Know You
Jaste Rizzoli
I BEG YOU: okay here's the deal with Jaste I got f*cked up with Jaste's age. I wanted her to be older than Elizabeth then I realized that, if I will make her older than Elizabeth and I wanted his pops to be Tommy and if Tommy is 31 years old on the show that will make him... What? 11 years old when he started to f*ck around so... Here is the deal... May I just make Tommy the eldest son of Mama Rizzoli here? Let's make Jane here be the middle and youngest would be Frankie? How's that sound for all? Really. I beg for your understanding I am no good with numbers. I flunked math by the way.
Hey there!
The name's Jaste Marie Rizzoli. A friendly warning for everyone, do not ever. I repeat. Do not ever call me Marie if you still want Mr. Sun shine on you. Seriously! No kidding! 23 in age will turn 24 soon. Of course. They say my daddy yow is Timothy Rizzoli you all know him as my aunt Jane and uncle Frankie's eldest brother Tommy and my mommy yow.. Well.. She said she is happy with her own family now so yeah. Whatever. I do not want to butt in. Still, she encourages me to be with them. I sorta like them. My half siblings are outrageous. That's what they say about my parents.. I say. I have nothing, no parents at all. I have lived independently and don't need anyone. I could manage by myself just fine.
So I spent my toddler days at the streets, playing around with boys. Mama Rizzoli practically drag me inside just not to get sun burn. As for holidays and family matters are still dense, though I love Christmas and Thanks Giving with the crazy Rizzoli clan still I can't hide with all the teasing of my cousines, not to mention the murmurs of some uncles and aunts that how pity they are for me. That my dad was a convict and my mom left me. My mother was from a really well off family. Though she is wealthy I didn't ask much, I just wait for her whatever she is willing to give me. She provided me money, food, a nanny and a house that was never a home. So yep, I pretty much grew up by myself and my nanny Fatima. She raised me along with Mama Rizzoli, she taught me a lot of things she said when she will leave I would thank her for the lessons I gained. And she was right, those were really useful. I am grateful for her. Well another person I am grateful to is my aunt Jane she always say that I shouldn't let awful things or pople get into my head and I'm awesome. Of course I believed her. She's my role model.
Geez, enough with the drama now okay? So moving forward. I Jaste Rizzoli is a swag! I got the moves like a Jagger. Yow Swagger! Imma Jagger! Yeah! Okay I'm cool and awesome what else do you want to know? Really? Okay okay, I get yah. I am caring, I care a lot. Especially to the people I love the most. I care about the people that helped me and made me who I am now. Strong and fierce. Com 'on with this hard solid 6 pack abs. Really! I am like a superhero! My name would be... Hmn.. Your hero! ;" yiie. Cheesy?
Okay one thing you should know, I am sweet fine, I am hopeless romantic. Maybe that is the effect being born on the 14th of Feb. all romance and some effin sh*t. I just hate that February is a single awareness month and I just dint get it how can someone born on Valentine's day be single? I mean really? But I am not desperate nor a flirt. Okay? I could be really romantic at times but I'm not that stupid with love. Wait, I am stupid when it comes with love. Who is not?
Well I know you won't expect this but... I like long walks along the shoreline, late night talks. Yes I know I am like a dreamy girl. Well you can't blame a girl for dreaming something romantic okay? The thing is, there are only a few guys who test their lucks on me. The last guy I dated called me a dyke well he went home with a black eye and I am not sorry for punching him. I mean really? You call me a dyke? You sure got balls eh!
Oh! I remember, 1 time this guy was hitting on me then I flashed my badge. He said "Oh what a nice surprise. A fine lady with balls" in my response with my best Rizzoli accent I said "No. Uh uh. I ain't got balls mah friend! Those delicate, extra sensitive tea bags? No. I got a vagina! That handles all the preasure and pounding that the balls are giving" yep I said that, in front of other cops at the Robber. I was never ashamed, actually I got their respects. From that night on I am one of the guys.
I am definitely a bi, but girls got my attention more than guys and I got an eye on one gal I mean lady. A really fine lady, Elizabeth. Okay I know, I got a really little crush on her. Geez I sounded like a school girl. Can't blame the woman is the package anyone is looking for. Smart. No, genius! Sexy, elegant, artistic... And.. Everything sweet and nice. *dreamy smile*
Sports is practically my life, the adrenaline is my fave part. How it kicks into me. I just mega love it. I just can't get enough of it. I don't mean to brag but I'm the best basketball and baseball player in my high school years. I was only at my sophomore year when I became the captain of our school's basketball team, you can guess what happened. Of course the seniors got really pissed at me cuz of my swag on the court. When I swag in the court, I mean play hard. Yep, I broke a couple of bone fingers, even my nose all in all I am very accident prone in the court and in the field. Oh and I play hockey too as well.
Enough with my sporty side, lemme introduce to you the girly me. Just zip it okay? Just between you and me. So to start, I said I play hockey right? I love the ice, how smooth can it be and slippery. It's all my excuse for being clumsy whenever I fell. The thing is, I am a figure skater, I know. I know. You can imagine me with those ruffled, glittery outfits but no, there's are not my style. Mine was simple less fancy cuz I can't afford those kind of stuff and I stoped figure skating cuz it cost me time, energy and money if course I didnt have lot of those, so yeah... It has to end.
Please don't be surprised if I also tell you that I am a dancer, be surprise what kind of a dancer I am. Nope, not hip hop. Eww no not ballet! Don't laugh ok. Ballroom dancer. Yes, you heard me and deal with it. How did I end up knowing a few ballroom dances? Well let's just say that Mama Rizzoli wanted to have a daughter or granddaughter to go ballroom lesson and Aunt Jane always had an excuse or bail on her. So the heat was on me. And please do not be surprise on how flexible I am. I am very flexible I can bend and flex even reach places that no can *slutty grin* kidding!
Ahmn.. I guess that was all. So take good care of yourselves. Eat healthy. Oh by the way I am an excellent cook *Rizzoli-charming-smile*
So... Okay, I am not really satisfied with how my encounter with Jaste turned out not to mention with Elizabeth, her life is full of drama. I think it needed a little bit of spice. Don't you think? Please let me know what you think or if yah have any question please do not hesitate like what Nike always says "Just do it" really lemme know okay? I am very glad to hear you out. To tell you the truth, I find it difficult to write this because from drama sad Elizabeth to happy swag Jaste, not easy. Enlighten the muse please.