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Welcome back fans and readers! Last we left off, Kofi and CM Punk were stuck driving behind an elderly person doing 30 in a 45, Natalya was telling Sheamus why Kaitlyn has a "smell", as Sheamus put it, and A little girl caught Santino peeing behind a bush. Now, we'll join up with Albert and Santino, as they make their way out of Oklahoma City…

Santino is having issues. He's driving this time around, but he keeps thinking of Beth Phoenix—so lovely, so sweet, and a dick so big that, if she gave you the bronco-buster, that thing could knock a tooth out. However, he was still smitten with the Glamazon.

He takes a deep breath, trying to calm his nerves while he's driving. That's when they pass a billboard with an Arby's restaurant advertisement. Alberto turns and asks, "Hey Santino, ju' hungry, mang?"

Santino nods, "E-yesssss, a-Santino's very hungry. Let's go to the Arby's!"

They drive a few more miles and find an Arby's restaurant. Santino pulls into the parking lot, but he notices he has a bit of a problem. He says, "Eh, Alberto…could you please go get eh-the orders? I'll write down what I want, yes?"

Alberto frowns a little and replies, "No, why can't ju' just get 'jour OWN order, why do I have to do it, eh?"

Santino rolls his eyes and says, "Look man, I really, REALLY CAN'T get out right now—everyone will sees me!"

Alberto urges, "Aw c'mon ju' big baby. Those peoples aren't paying ju' ANY attention." Alberto jogs over to the door and goes in.

Santino looks down and sees his erection throbbing and he's trying DESPERATELY to think of something else. He thinks to himself, "C'mon Santino, you IDIOTS, think of something UN-sexy, UN-sexy, un-sexy…"

However, it didn't work. Of course, taking the drive thru NEVER even crossed his mind, so he looked at the people eating outside on the patio and he thought that if he made a dash toward the door, no one would notice his erection (In TIGHTS, dude? Get REAL!). Santino carefully watches the crowd and gently opens his door. He looks at this one fat lady taking a sip of her drink before mercilessly diving back into that roast beef sandwich she was devouring. That's when he made his move!

He ran to the door, opened it and didn't see a woman coming out as he was going in and he ran RIGHT into her. His rock-hard dick poked her in the stomach and she let out a bit of a yelp. She looked down and her eyes flared in anger as she clearly took offense. Santino smiled a little and shrugged, but received a sharp left hook to the jaw. He fell down, boner and all, as the lady stepped over him and left the store.

Just then, Alberto was on his way out of the store. He stops by Santino and rolls his eyes, "Dios MIO! Quit messing around and get jour FOOD, we gotta' get outta' here! I'll be in the car!"

We'll leave that sad scene and take up with JR and Stone Cold, as they've arrived in Ardmore, Oklahoma…

Stone Cold is playing his guitar and he's singing, "OHHHHH, JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE…JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE…JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAARE! WHAT? CAUSE THE MASTER'S GONE AWAAAAAAY! WHAT! 'CAUSE THE MASTER'S GONE AWAAAAY! Hey, you should join me, JR!"

JR shakes his head, "Naw Steve, that's ok. Hey, uh, looks like we don't have too far to go! We'll be there in no time!"

Steve says, "Well, what'cha waitin' on? Let's git-r-DONE!"

Just then, the General Lee passes them and the ever-familiar horn can be heard as Steve raises his beer to the Duke boys as they pass by.

Steve smiles and says, "Damnit JR, that was the best fight I been in in a long damn TIME! If we had the time, I'd ask ya' to go lookin' for another one!"

"Yeah, I know you would, Steve."

Steve strums his guitar for a couple seconds when a thought suddenly crosses his mind. He asks JR, "Hey JR, you ever noticed how Shane and Stephanie look at each other sometimes?"

"Huh? Whadd'you mean?"

Steve leans over and says, "Well, for YEARS, I've noticed them kinda' makin' eyes at one another—or at least that's what I thought, anyway".

JR turns to Steve, mildly disgusted at the thought, and answers, "No WAY, Steve! They're brother and sister, for God's sake!"

Steve tilts his head to one side and says, "Yeah, I know they are, but, I HAVE seen them backstage from time-to-time—ok, I'd be approaching them and when I get close, I notice that they'd quickly and suddenly step away from each other. It-It's sort of like that deal where a man and a woman are sitting on opposite sides of a couch—you KNOW they like each other and it's very obvious that they're trying to play it off. I'm right, aren't I? I know I'm right."

JR nods and says, "Well, to BE FAIR—when you see a man and a woman on either side of a couch, you ARE inclined, more often than not, to believe that something's going on. But this thing with Shane and Steph—I don't know…I've never seen or suspected anything like…THAT between the two of 'em."

Steve shakes his head, "Boy, you really ARE out of the loop, aren't ya'? Hehe…this has been a years-old thing going on backstage, man! It's a sick thing to think about, yeah, but…a lot of the older wrestlers have different accounts on 'incidents' that they've paid witness to."

"Ok, gimme' some examples, then."

Steve strokes his chin and says, "Ok, Taker told me that one time, he THOUGHT he saw Steph and Shane kissing each other on the lips backstage a few years back—now, to be fair—I realize that a lot of families greet each other with a kiss on the lips, and that's all fine and dandy, but in THIS case, you have to wonder—have you EVER seen a McMahon—ANY McMahon—kiss another family member on the lips?"

"Well…no, I haven't, frankly. But, like you said, that was a few years ago and Taker only THOUGHT he saw—"

Steve holds up his hands, saying, "Ok, ok…how 'bout THIS—"

Stone Cold pulls out his I-Phone and brings up Facebook. He finds Shawn Michaels' profile page and searches the private pictures—as he's friends with HBK on Facebook, lol.

Stone Cold mutters to himself, "Hmm…I know it's around here some—AH-HA! HERE it is!"

He shows JR a picture the HBK secretly took of Shane GOOSING Stephanie. JR looks at the picture in disbelief and then he looks at Stone cold, who's smirking, and then he looks at the picture again and says, "Well I don't believe THIS!"

Stone Cold nods and says, "Now, how do you explain THAT one?"

JR shrugs and says, "Well, nonetheless, it's none of MY business—I'm not gonna' say NOTHIN'! Lord knows I don't want to stir up ANYTHING with the McMahons!"

Stone Cold looks at the picture once again and smiles devilishly as they ride on.

Now, how about we join up with CM Punk and Kofi, who have apparently found their way from behind that slow car from earlier…

"Uh…Dude?"

"What's up, mon?"

"I can STILL smell the garlic."

Frustrated that Punk won't stop asking about the garlic smell, he pulls the car over and just folds his arms, looking forward with a death-glare.

Punk asks, "Dude, what are you doing?"

"Me not movin' 'dis car until you stop askin' me 'bout 'de garlic!"

CM sighs and says, "Ok, ok already—I'll stop askin'-just get moving, I don't wanna' lose!"

Kofi raises an eyebrow and CM says, "I PROMISE…now can we get going?"

Kofi Turns the ignition and the car won't turn over. Kofi keeps trying to start it up, but to no avail. He swallows HARD as CM Punk, wide-eyed, just stares at him for a couple moments before saying, "NOW look what you did! The damn CAR won't start!"

Kofi climbs down out of his "seat" on the menorah-car and opens the "hood"—which is a little door in the front of the "car". Kofi puts his hands on his hips, sighs, and says to himself, "…Oh sheet, 'dis is bad, mon."

I'll stop it there for tonight. I just hope CM and Kofi can get out of this one ok.

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To find out, just tune in next time—same Warrior time, same Warrior place, same Warrior channel!"