Hey readers, I got home from school and was mega bored...so here we are :)

dudeguy - I honestly don't know if I can limit the cursing, I just write whatever my fingers type up. I can try but thats all I can do, I hang around people who curse so I pick up the nasty habit. Sorry :(

Sassy girl - Zim is coming up after this chapter...I think. I don't remember, its either the next one or the one after.

So here's the newest chapter of Dibra. ENJOY!


Chapter 3 – New Look

(Gaz's POV)


Ok, I must admit I was kinda hoping that dad's stupid machine would have dressed Dib…ra in clothes to match his…I mean her personality.

Instead I was surprised to see my big…sister…walk out of the machine looking totally different than even I would have imagined.

"What?" she asks me noticing me staring at her.

I press a big purple button and a panel opens and displays a full body sized mirror, holding it in front of Dibra.


(Dib's POV again)


I look into the mirror that was pulled and held out in front of me. I gasp and bring a hand to my mouth in a pathetic attempt to hide it.

I seriously look….HOT!

My black bangs are being held back by a dark blue headband with a silver skull attached the right. My ears have been fucking PIERCED! TWICE! The bottom ones has a plain silver hoops, and the top ones have plain silver balls in them. Around my neck is a black ribbon that runs through a skull charm.

My shirt is a dark blue shirt that hangs off my shoulders, it has a silver indifferent face on it and black lace running crisscrossed up the sides. The shirt cuts off a little bit above my jean line so if I stretch my arms, you'll get a view of my bellybutton. I have on dark skinny jeans that hug my body and show off my curves, they are so dark they are almost black.

My shoes are punk rock army boots with dark blue laces. I also still have my trade mark trench coat, but its been fixed up and looks new. It's a good thing to, it had so many rips and tears from the fights Zim and I would have.

I turn to get a look at my backside, and I must say, I do look really good. If I wasn't me, I would totally date me…awkward…

"Are you done being vain or are you going to make me late for skool?" Gaz growls as she appears in the mirror behind me.

I flinch, despite the fact I have a new body, she still scares me.

"I just need to grab my bag, then we can go." I say.

She holds up my black messenger bag and tosses it to me. "Get your ass outside, you may be a girl but I will still destroy you." She orders pointing to the door.

I gulp and run for the stairs like my life depends on it, and it does. I dart through the living room and out of the door, where I almost collide into Gaz.

"How do you do that?" I shriek in my new girly voice.

She widens one eye at me. "Do you really want to know?" she asks me.

I consider it for a second and shudder. "N-no, k-keep it t-to yourself."

She chuckles and pulls out her newest gaming device. "That's what I thought." She chuckles at me as she begins walking in direction of the skool.

Reluctantly, I follow her. I can't help but wonder what else could go wrong today. I also wonder how the hell I'm going to explain my new body to the skool…and dad…

"Crap, can this day get any worse?" I ask out loud.


I may or may not post the next chapter later tonight, whatever keeps me from having to do the homework I need to catch up on. :P

So yeah, thats all I have to say today.

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